FAN, why do you owe money to the mafia?

[Glitch]

How did this happen?

[Square]

Had to get rid of the Thread Pirates somehow

[Sir Woodrow]

The Washington Generals were due

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

Look do you know how hard it is to find a bottle of Chartreuse Green around here? You gotta know a guy who knows a guy.

(No seriously, I've been trying all year and my state won't allow you to ship it in directly. Damn taunting Curiada ads!)

[Milkman Norm]

Dec 7, 2022 18:05:00 GMT -5 Sir Woodrow said:

The Washington Generals were due

He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it!!!

[Natural Born Farmer]

My friend said he could get the North American rights to Armengac, but then he couldn't figure out how to market it.

[Fundertaker]

I really really needed those NFTs.

Like, really really. Don't ask why.

[jimmyjackezekiel]

Cause I have fifteen thousand dollars in credit card debt.

When they call I tell them I can't pay it back yet. (Credit card debt!)

Tomorow I may buy a brand-new dining room set, or this Boba Fett!

Credit card debt! Credit Card Debt! Credit Card Debt!

[Sir Woodrow]

I started an OnlyFans and ended up owing people money

[jimmyjackezekiel]

Because Fallout 4 Creation club mods are expensive.

(Seriously I spent 30 bucks today collecting all the weapon mods I had not bought yet. (It's been a few years since I seriously played the game.)

[ElmerFudd]

When I was in High School I once owed a bookie 1000 dollars that I didn't have by betting on a football game and he put a hit out on me. My mom called the bar he ran his bookie shop out of and threatened to call the cops for booking bets with an underage kid. He ordered his goons to burn my house down and one of them talked him out of it because he grew up across the street from me and was friends with my older brother. I know I make a lot of sarcastic posts but that is actually a true story.

[bob]

LANGUAGE WARNING!!

[Bob Schlapowitz]

Don't ask me about my business.

[fw91]

Well you see I had a Million Dollars, and a bought my loved one a house, a k-car (nice reliant automobile), a fur coat (not a real one that's cruel) and built a tree fort in our yard. Turns out, one million dollars doesn't stretch that far these days and I was tapped out after the house. Needed more money to pay off my massive debt.

[Porky's Butthole]

Check the profile name. I had to fund my revenge.

[Spider2024]

It... involves a van full of ninjas & a mystery financer who got mildly upset when the total costs of said event equaled 166 2/3 percent more than originally calculated.

[Celgress]

A Fabergé egg addiction. They are beautiful and very expensive but utterly useless and like potato chips, you can't have just one....

[pinja]

Saw some guy named "One Dime" Donovan on the street. Poor guy had it rough in his family. He asked me if he can lend me his dime. I accepted it and gave him back two dimes the next day. He then called himself "Two Dimes" Donovan and I still wonder what happened to him.

[mcmahonfan85]

[Sephiroth]

Invested in webistics.