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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 3, 2023 10:48:51 GMT -5
Teaching kids to eat the plates.... that's gonna cause intestinal bleeding never mind the cost of replacing all those plates.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 3, 2023 11:06:41 GMT -5
The Trix Rabbit is a negative influence. Trix is bad, very bad rabbit food.
He’s clearly an addict. The kids are trying to stage an intervention. “This is obviously hurting you. This is for kids, *human kids*. You are a rabbit. We’re trying to save your life. We have lettuce.”
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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 3, 2023 13:32:11 GMT -5
Grover teaches you that you can be awful at your job, but you'll stay employed and the customer always loses in the end. Usually with "wah-wah-waaaaah!" music.
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 3, 2023 13:33:13 GMT -5
Grover teaches you that you can be awful at your job, but you'll stay employed and the customer always loses in the end. Usually with "wah-wah-waaaaah!" music. To be fair, Blue Guy started it all. |
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Post by xCompackx on Jan 3, 2023 13:53:07 GMT -5
Grover teaches you that you can be awful at your job, but you'll stay employed and the customer always loses in the end. Usually with "wah-wah-waaaaah!" music. I mean, I've worked in some places where that's true. |
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Post by y4j1981 on Jan 3, 2023 15:26:11 GMT -5
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jan 3, 2023 21:53:54 GMT -5
Teaching kids to eat the plates.... that's gonna cause intestinal bleeding never mind the cost of replacing all those plates. Over the years he’s eaten telephones, alphabet letters, pillows, and magnets among other things. He’s gotta be some sort of cross-breed with a great white shark. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 4, 2023 1:40:08 GMT -5
This is why when you serve cookies, you should serve them on a much bigger cookie to act as a plate, and a thinner cookie to be a doily, then a square cookie to act as your napkin. Also a glass of cookies to wash it all down with. And the glass is a cookie too.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jan 4, 2023 9:20:52 GMT -5
This is why when you serve cookies, you should serve them on a much bigger cookie to act as a plate, and a thinner cookie to be a doily, then a square cookie to act as your napkin. Also a glass of cookies to wash it all down with. And the glass is a cookie too. Alt-account for the Cookie Monster found. |
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 4, 2023 9:24:16 GMT -5
Teaching kids to eat the plates.... that's gonna cause intestinal bleeding never mind the cost of replacing all those plates. Over the years he’s eaten telephones, alphabet letters, pillows, and magnets among other things. He’s gotta be some sort of cross-breed with a great white shark. So... I gotta ask, has Cookie ever eaten another muppet? For some reason I swear I remember him eating one of those alien muppets that look like mutant fry guys. |
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Post by Glitch on Jan 4, 2023 15:44:33 GMT -5
I dunno. I'd say his influence on the metal genre has been groundbreaking.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 4, 2023 16:04:00 GMT -5
Over the years he’s eaten telephones, alphabet letters, pillows, and magnets among other things. He’s gotta be some sort of cross-breed with a great white shark. So... I gotta ask, has Cookie ever eaten another muppet? For some reason I swear I remember him eating one of those alien muppets that look like mutant fry guys. Let's consult the list muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Muppets_eating_other_MuppetsDid a search for Cookie and found the folllowing Sesame StreetIn Episode 0001, a yet unnamed Cookie Monster tries to eat Kermit (by his frog leg) after devouring the letter "W" in his lecture. Cookie Monster tries to eat Guy Smiley in a bakery segment when he thinks that he is the thing Guy told him that's eatable and rhymes with "buy". In Cookie's Crumby Pictures: Star S'mores, Cookie Monster (as Flan Solo) tries to eat Chewie the Cookie several times, but eventually learns to control himself. During the cold open in Episode 4629, Cookie Monster tries to eat Grover in his cookie costume. In several Smart Cookies sketches, Cookie Monster tries to eat Figby. MiscellaneousIn Episode 102 of The Furchester Hotel, Cookie Monster tries to eat Mr. Crumb. |
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Post by tirtefaa on Jan 4, 2023 17:59:22 GMT -5
I dunno. I'd say his influence on the metal genre has been groundbreaking. |
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Post by Terry McConkey on Jan 4, 2023 20:35:41 GMT -5
ME LIKE COOKIE!
Me too, Mr.Cookie Monster.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 4, 2023 20:47:30 GMT -5
Cookie Monster had a name, but his cookie habits made him forget.
Sid was a good guy once, but then came the cookies, and then eating raw dough, I hear these days he's started injecting vanilla extract.
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Post by y4j1981 on Jan 4, 2023 20:53:31 GMT -5
Language for song
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Jan 5, 2023 3:54:20 GMT -5
oh..thought this was another CM Punk thread 😆
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 5, 2023 11:20:17 GMT -5
You reminded me that Monsterpiece Theater was golden top tier stuff |
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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 5, 2023 11:52:52 GMT -5
Freddie the Frog and Charlie the Owl from New Zoo Revue taught kids how to...oh, just look up the outtakes!
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 5, 2023 13:56:56 GMT -5
Cookie Monster had a name, but his cookie habits made him forget. Sid was a good guy once, but then came the cookies, and then eating raw dough, I hear these days he's started injecting vanilla extract. He calls himself Alistair Cookie for Monsterpiece Theater, put perhaps that's just him in character or he's full of shit. But I liked to pretend that was "the real cookiemonster" when I was a kid. He's also so addicted that when he's done smoking his pipe he eats the son of a bitch to get every last molecule of whatever he was smoking. |
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