Let's All Pretend That FAN Buys the WWE, What Would U Book?

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Okay I'm going to try and find some small bit happiness in the absolute horror that could be the current situation with WWE.

And maybe we can have a bit of fun with this thread. I certainly hope so, but I don't know.

Let's all come up with things we would all book if FAN were the new owners of World Wrestling Entertainment.

BANJO BOOKS:

1. Roman Reigns title streak is officially ended by Shelton Benjamin

2. Salem the Cat is appointed the GM of Raw

3. Shanky becomes the new Kane

4. Otis becomes a new character called The "Storm Master"

5. Kim Chee becomes Omos' manager

6. Dexter Lumis forms a tag team with Rick Boogz, who now goes by Bugenhagen. They have a gimmick where they are based on the characters Dr. Loomis from Halloween and Bugenhagen from The Omen and they band together to stop evil in a newly formed Dungeon of Doom(Members still TBD)

7. Scarlett and Karrion Kross are now doing the Dominatrix and her Gimp gimmick

8. Rhea Ripley forms a team with Raquel Rodriguez and Alba Fyre called the SHEeld

9. Aliyah, Emma, Shozti and Tatum Paxley form a stable call Vixen Corporated.

10. Robert Stone now, instead of resembling Tony Khan slightly, becomes a full on parody of Vince McMahon where he comes out and tries to make horrible booking decisions and belittle the fans, only to get his ass kicked time and time again.

How bout the rest of you, FAN?

[theironyuppie]

1. Lily becomes a sentient being.
2. Roman is dethroned by Von Wagner.
3. Bianca is dethroned by Jacy Jayne.
4. Judgment Day gets their very own Holiday Special.
5. Charlotte Flair is squashed by Tiffany Stratton.
6. Sami Zayn founds an independent state, Tanzaynia, and insists his matches are booked by its rules.

[john84]

John84 books

1. Roman Reigns v Jurgen Klopp for the love of welshpenguin
2. William Regal putting me in weekly War Games against different animals for random reasons
3. Liv Morgan v Dominik Mysterio for the right to call Rhea Mami
4. Io Shirai v Shotzi Blackheart in a who can do the craziest spot.
5. Seth Rollins v Becky Lynch in a ''who wears the wackiest outfit contest''
6. A returning Mandy Rose v a piece of ham for the affection of Otis
7. New RAW GM is Michael Cole
8. New SmackDown GM is Edge
9. Teagan Nox gets a Kane look
10. Shotzi randomly runs Robert Stone over in her tank every couple of months or so.
11. Sami would be the new WWE Champion
12. Cody Rhodes can be the new Universal Champion
13. Shayna Baszler turns on Ronda Rousey, winning their PLE match

I think that's it for now lol.

[CeilingFan]

Bayley vs Rhea Ripley in an Iron Woman match!

[theironyuppie]

Jan 11, 2023 5:11:40 GMT -5 CeilingFan said:

Bayley vs Rhea Ripley in an Iron Woman match!

Their sequences together in that triple threat with Asuka the other week were good stuff.

[Push R Truth]

Roman gets squashed for both titles by R-Truth in a 100% remake of the Ultimate Warrior/HHH Match

[pinja]

Vince will be put in the middle of the ring and every wrestler, every staff member and every audience member get a basket full of rotten tomatoes. Fabian Aichner will then re-redebut as Gianni Pamplona and kick Vince with an Enzuigiri screaming "Ey!".

[cj3]

I want a stable on Raw of Alpha Academy for the Tag Team, Bronson Reed for US Title, and Kevin Owens for WWE Champion

[john84]

Io turns face by turning on Dakota and Bayley. More of a tweener come to think of it. 

[Allie Kitsune]

The entire roster vs. Vince in a Shoot.

What's left of Vince is then flung into the ocean via trebuchet.

[Sephiroth]

Vince is shown getting out of his limo. He starts to do the power strut across the parking lot, cut to a white hummer reviving up, its wheel screeching across the pavement. Cut to a production assistant shouting “Mister McMahon, look out!” and then cringing as a loud thud is heard.cut to the white hummer racing away. WCW finally gets its revenge!

Until slow motion footage reveals Vince behind the wheel of the hummer, it was a swerve!

[Deleted]

IYO wins every title

Dario Cueto and Regal are opposing GMs

NXT is turned into LU

Big Body Javi is immediately killed in the opening of the show

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

My faves, f*** what y’all talking bout, lololol.

Get ready for more Charlotte main events!

[XIII]

I always think that these “what would you book?” threads are comical because we all rip on Vince for booking for himself and everyone one of us(myself included) would almost certainly do the same. LMAO.

Anyways hope that you guys like Asuka, Sami Zayn, and the Warlord(because I’m bringing the big man back!)

[theironyuppie]

Jan 11, 2023 11:07:46 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

Vince is shown getting out of his limo. He starts to do the power strut across the parking lot, cut to a white hummer reviving up, its wheel screeching across the pavement. Cut to a production assistant shouting “Mister McMahon, look out!” and then cringing as a loud thud is heard.cut to the white hummer racing away. WCW finally gets its revenge!

Until slow motion footage reveals Vince behind the wheel of the hummer, it was a swerve!

[Citizen Snips]

Dominic Mysterio released, I am slotted into his role as Rhea Ripley’s sub, you guys take care of the rest.

[Hypnosis]

Gigi Dolin beats Roxanne for the NXT Women's title via grinding on her face.  Loses the title to Sarray in five months.  Dolin gets irritated with Jayne's dancing by telling her to "STOP!", then they feud.

Mandy Rose returns to the main roster and reunites with a face Otis. 

WWE Raw gets an episode hosted by Judgment Day.

Rhea Ripley becomes Raw Women's Champion, then celebrates with a bondage session on the next show.

Iyo Sky vs. Asuka at SummerSlam.

Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens win the WWE Tag titles at WrestleMania, and the ghost of El Generico appears, clapping for them.

Cody beats Roman for the WWE Championship, then cries while American flag-themed eagles fly across the screen.

[krozor]

Axiom's Attic - a spin on the "talk show segment" where Axiom and a WWE Superstar guest learn about math and science each week (3x a week, appears on all three shows)

Top Dolla's real name is revealed to be Tod Pollard.

No cutting to commercial after laughing Uncle Howdy segments. We stay with it as he just stops laughing and leaves and the crew comes out to clear out the smoke and the people in the ring just turn and leave and the commentary team just sits in silence and goes over their notes and then we go right into the next segment.

[msc]

"We interrupt this Bloodline promo to bring you.. a Royal Rumble."

[mc74]

-The return of the classic championship belts, especially the Winged Eagle & Big Gold ones.
-Roman defends & loses the titles in 2 separate matches. One against Sami Zayn and the other against Cody.
-Rhea Ripley becomes Women's Champion.
-The development of Dom Mysterio, although Rhea's doing a bang up job of whipping him into shape, I must say.
-Finn Balor eventually wins the WWE Championship. Guy deserves some appreciation.
-Baron Corbin goes back to being the Lone Wolf.
-Karrion Kross title reign, even though that one will make some eyes roll.
-Jay White gets a rocket strapped to him, providing he signs with WWE.