The AEW Baseball Team
Jan 14, 2023 9:09:55 GMT -5
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 14, 2023 9:09:55 GMT -5
Here’s just the fellas for now:
Lead off: Bryan Danielson (2B). One of the best defenders around at his position, gets on everyone’s nerves insisting the team go vegan for catering. Still hits for a high average at .320.
2) Matt Jackson, RF. One third of an “elite” outfielder combo.
3) Kenny Omega, CF. Sort of a jack of all stats. Strong throwing arm, expected to go over 30 homers and 90+ RBI, 20 steals at least.
4) Jon Moxley (1B) Hard nosed clubhouse leader, not afraid to slide headfirst and is the first one swinging when the benches clear. Possibly 110 RBI.
5) Samoa Joe (C). Amazing pitch framer, massive home run potential around maybe 40 bombs.
6) Ricky Starks (3B). Rookie sensation, drawing in crowds with flashy glove work and clutch hitting. Could go 25 homers.
7) Jack Perry (DH, IF): A solid talent who can be plugged into multiple spots.
8) Nick Jackson (LF) Hardly the weak link, could be an easy Gold Glove lock.
9) Darby Allin (SS). Clubhouse weirdo, aside from hanging around Sting he’s mostly into skateboarding than mingling in the locker room. Projected for a .280 avg, around 30 steals minimum. Should be a deadly threat at the bottom of the order.
Reserves: Penta El Zero (OF), Anthony Bowens (OF), Powerhouse Hobbes (C), Konosuke Takeshita (IF), Dax Hardwood (IF)
Rotation:
1) Adam Page (SP) Should pile up a good amount of K’s with his “buckshot” four seam.
2) MJF (SP) Courts controversy with his grease balls, throwing at batters and running away when they charge the mound and arguing with umpires. Still, he could net 15 wins with a sub 3.00 ERA, which he brags about to the press and says “I’ve got the WHIP while I pull up to the ballpark in my new whip!”
3) Orange Cassidy (SP) His “meh” attitude on the mound is deceptive as his “orange punch” breaking ball is incredibly hard for batters to deal with.
4) Malakai Black (SP) Maybe one of the most intimidating mound presences today.
5) Swerve Strickland (SP): Don’t get distracted by the off-the-field ventures he constantly talks about, that sinker of his is ridiculous.
Bullpen: Eddie Kingston (RP), Sting (RP), Miro (RP), Hook (RP), Chris Jericho (CL, the crowd sings Judas as he comes out in the 8th/9th innings)
Lead off: Bryan Danielson (2B). One of the best defenders around at his position, gets on everyone’s nerves insisting the team go vegan for catering. Still hits for a high average at .320.
2) Matt Jackson, RF. One third of an “elite” outfielder combo.
3) Kenny Omega, CF. Sort of a jack of all stats. Strong throwing arm, expected to go over 30 homers and 90+ RBI, 20 steals at least.
4) Jon Moxley (1B) Hard nosed clubhouse leader, not afraid to slide headfirst and is the first one swinging when the benches clear. Possibly 110 RBI.
5) Samoa Joe (C). Amazing pitch framer, massive home run potential around maybe 40 bombs.
6) Ricky Starks (3B). Rookie sensation, drawing in crowds with flashy glove work and clutch hitting. Could go 25 homers.
7) Jack Perry (DH, IF): A solid talent who can be plugged into multiple spots.
8) Nick Jackson (LF) Hardly the weak link, could be an easy Gold Glove lock.
9) Darby Allin (SS). Clubhouse weirdo, aside from hanging around Sting he’s mostly into skateboarding than mingling in the locker room. Projected for a .280 avg, around 30 steals minimum. Should be a deadly threat at the bottom of the order.
Reserves: Penta El Zero (OF), Anthony Bowens (OF), Powerhouse Hobbes (C), Konosuke Takeshita (IF), Dax Hardwood (IF)
Rotation:
1) Adam Page (SP) Should pile up a good amount of K’s with his “buckshot” four seam.
2) MJF (SP) Courts controversy with his grease balls, throwing at batters and running away when they charge the mound and arguing with umpires. Still, he could net 15 wins with a sub 3.00 ERA, which he brags about to the press and says “I’ve got the WHIP while I pull up to the ballpark in my new whip!”
3) Orange Cassidy (SP) His “meh” attitude on the mound is deceptive as his “orange punch” breaking ball is incredibly hard for batters to deal with.
4) Malakai Black (SP) Maybe one of the most intimidating mound presences today.
5) Swerve Strickland (SP): Don’t get distracted by the off-the-field ventures he constantly talks about, that sinker of his is ridiculous.
Bullpen: Eddie Kingston (RP), Sting (RP), Miro (RP), Hook (RP), Chris Jericho (CL, the crowd sings Judas as he comes out in the 8th/9th innings)
