Heroes of Lucha Libre -- what

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

Dude I just decided to turn on Fight Network and I feel like I accidentally caught a Scientology commercial. There was like five minutes of lore with Ancient Aliens promo videos about THE ISLAND OF SCIENCE AND CULTURAL INFERNUS AND THE THRIVING EDUCATION SYSTEM OF LEGENDUM.

JERVIS COTTONBELLY WIYH NO MASK ON IS TALKING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD. HE WAS MAKING FUN OF PPL WHO'D WANNA MOVE TO LEGENDUM.

"ASPIRING WARRIORS OF TERRATHON, THESE ARE THE HEROES YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW" REAL WORDS THE COMMENTATOR JUST SAID.

OH MY GOD THE FED'S ABBREVIATION IS HOLL

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

I need you to watch this because I need to know this is real. On the TV guide it says this is rich cultural traditions with light superhero elements.

[carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army)]

Well, Fishman, then, I guess.

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT LIKE HALF THIS MATCH CAUSE THE WINNER IS TRUMPOSO WHO WON WITH TGW HELP OF HIS MANAGER RUSSIAN HACKER

Famous B and Evil Jervis as the hosts and commentators are like Mark Madden ft. Mark Madden. Everyone is fighting for Therrabucks. Therrabucks dude.

[Mozenrath]

Jan 25, 2023 0:32:11 GMT -5 Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV said:

I need you to watch this because I need to know this is real. On the TV guide it says this is rich cultural traditions with light superhero elements.

I am just picturing a bunch of luchadors moving into a city and taking it over into the equivalent of Grafton, New Hampshire.

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

THE SORCERER ALCHEMIST

[carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army)]

Wait, MARSH VIGILANTE?

[Allie Kitsune]

Jan 25, 2023 1:03:18 GMT -5 Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV said:

I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT LIKE HALF THIS MATCH CAUSE THE WINNER IS TRUMPOSO WHO WON WITH TGW HELP OF HIS MANAGER RUSSIAN HACKER

Famous B and Evil Jervis as the hosts and commentators are like Mark Madden ft. Mark Madden. Everyone is fighting for Therrabucks. Therrabucks dude.

I'm assuming that's the payout Theranos had to give back to investors after they were convicted of fraud?

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

I forgot to even mention the Therrabucks Mad Money segment that airs after every match. This is my Superbowl.

[XIII]

Jan 25, 2023 1:03:18 GMT -5 Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV said:

I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT LIKE HALF THIS MATCH CAUSE THE WINNER IS TRUMPOSO WHO WON WITH TGW HELP OF HIS MANAGER RUSSIAN HACKER

Famous B and Evil Jervis as the hosts and commentators are like Mark Madden ft. Mark Madden. Everyone is fighting for Therrabucks. Therrabucks dude.

Trumposo!? LMAO. Tramposo means cheating in Spanish. 

I’m not sure if I should seek this fiasco out or not. lol

[This Player Hating Mothman]

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Jan 25, 2023 14:54:31 GMT -5 This Player Hating Mothman said:

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How do I watch this in the UK

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

With help from a friend I learned some actual information about The HOLL

All the matches were taped in 2017 but the producers didn't think they could sell it to networks on its own so they went in to lore writing mode and wrote a very normal not at all insane amount of lore to make the show more sellable. It did not work and it took until 2020 for anywhere to show HOLL.

I was very not surprised to learn about the separation between the matches and everything else because I was dying over one of the wrestlers wearing a CRASH shirt. Literally on the planet of Therraton wrestling for Therrabucks but Konnan's still watching.

[Triangle Lancer]

Jan 25, 2023 0:55:51 GMT -5 carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) said:

Well, Fishman, then, I guess.

Funny bit about the World Cast crew (Pete, Johnny and Kelly) is how World Class 1982 would have Bill Mercer and Jay Saldi brag about the wrestlers coming in..."Dizzy Hogan", "Mark Lewin".

Frickin' FISHMAN (!!!) was the ONE GUY that ACTUALLY SHOWED UP!!!