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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 6, 2023 18:19:49 GMT -5
We've got the thread for other sports, so no brainer to create a wrestling version. Maybe even more appropriate to do so.
With the times we all still obsess on it at home, and imitate it to this day, the "He robbed Austin of his dreams and he can burn in hell!" JR tirade post-Mania 19.
Heck, Hogan/Andre is fresh in our minds after The Main Event 35th anniversary. To that end, Vince's soliloquy about Andre as he enters for the SNME battle royal pre-Mania 3.
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 6, 2023 18:20:54 GMT -5
Anytime Michael Cole rants about Dominik Mysterio whenever he does something heinous.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Feb 6, 2023 18:27:02 GMT -5
"And Hulk Hogan you can go to hell! Straight to hell!" --- Tony Schiavone Bash At The Beach 1996.
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Post by Red Mage Riot on Feb 6, 2023 18:28:23 GMT -5
Does Gene Okerlund giving Dean Malenko the business at Uncensored 98 count?
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Feb 6, 2023 18:35:29 GMT -5
Don West runs away with this one hands down, and if you disagree you can find me AT THE HO-TEL BAR
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 6, 2023 18:40:29 GMT -5
Don West runs away with this one hands down, and if you disagree you can find me AT THE HO-TEL BAR Don, nobody puts Mike on a pedestal. Even I don't and my handle is a ripoff of his name |
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Feb 6, 2023 18:42:51 GMT -5
First one that comes to mind is the Joey Styles rant. HE MOCKS GOD!!!
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 6, 2023 18:51:35 GMT -5
Herb Abrams. Post-Colonel Red attack.
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Post by Pipe_Bomb2k13 on Feb 6, 2023 18:55:47 GMT -5
Can't remember which show it was but Cole had one around WM 30 when Bryan kept getting screwed by The Authority over and over again and he just had enough if it.
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Post by krozor on Feb 6, 2023 19:43:05 GMT -5
The Don West/Tenay stuff reminded me of the very, very late period WCW bit where they started having Tenay just go in on faces during sit down interviews. Tenay just turning into a weird little creep being mean to everyone, especially Stacy. I had forgotten completely about this and now I really want to see it again.
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 7, 2023 9:15:05 GMT -5
The time S have e and Tenay turned into monkeys
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Post by chronocross on Feb 7, 2023 9:21:25 GMT -5
I feel like Jim Ross will probably be on a lot of lists, I remember watching a video from the UWF where Eddie Gilbert and the Koloffs attacked Bill Watts and draped the Russian flag over him. J.R was losing his shit on that one.
Another video I saw recently was the match with Kane and Eric Bischoff where J.R is begging Kane to chokeslam Eric and nearly losing his voice over it lol.
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Post by thecrusherwi on Feb 7, 2023 10:06:38 GMT -5
There are tons of JR ones. A couple of my favorite:
When the New Age Outlaws push Cactus and Chainsaw in the dumpster of the the stage
"Wait a minute....WAIT A MINUTE!! OH MY GOD! DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT!!!!! MY GOD THERE'S PEOPLE IN THERE!!! THERE'S PEOPLE IN THERE!!! ....*Outlaws start celebrating* WHAT THE HELL IS SO GREAT ABOUT THAT!!!!??"
When Ric Flair turned on Shawn Michaels in 2003 and solidified his allegiance to Triple H, JR is going off on a rant about the Evolution beatdown of HBK and King in an upbeat voice interrupts him:
*JR is ranting and Flair is putting the boots to Michaels*
King: "But look at Naitch-aren't ya proud of Naitch?"
JR: "WHA...HELL NO I'M NOT PROUD'A NAITCH!!"
King:"...oh...."
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Post by jason1980s on Feb 7, 2023 10:17:00 GMT -5
I would love to hear Jim Ross as a narrator for a TV like Law & Order where there's so many twists and turns and he reacts to it.
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Post by Fade on Feb 7, 2023 10:35:55 GMT -5
It’s an injustice to JR cause he has so many damn great ones.
Cole’s had a few great ones recently. The Dominik stuff, and I loved his selling of the Roman/Brock stuff at SummerSlam. There’s an authenticity when he reacts ever since Vince left.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 7, 2023 10:38:46 GMT -5
"And Hulk Hogan you can go to hell! Straight to hell!" --- Tony Schiavone Bash At The Beach 1996. Low key my favorite as well. What I like about it is Tony doesn't overdo it. He doesn't go into histrionics or scream or anything. He just sounds legit betrayed and pissed off. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 7, 2023 10:44:22 GMT -5
"And Hulk Hogan you can go to hell! Straight to hell!" --- Tony Schiavone Bash At The Beach 1996. I love that apparently, the Young Bucks would say this to Tony Schiavone every time they saw him backstage at early AEW shows. He thought at first they were making fun of him before they explained that they were huge WCW fans growing up and that they were quoting it to him in excitement about getting to work with him. |
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Post by salz4life on Feb 7, 2023 11:02:09 GMT -5
Not really a rant... but still.... "PUT THAT CIGARETTE OUT!!!!" - Mean Gene
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Post by salz4life on Feb 7, 2023 11:03:40 GMT -5
Does Gene Okerlund giving Dean Malenko the business at Uncensored 98 count? Gene going off on the Natural Born Thrillers is a good one! |
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Feb 7, 2023 11:10:02 GMT -5
JR after the HHH/HBK match at SummerSlam.
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