Dumb names you assign to moves

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So, any dumb names you personally assign to moves.

For example:

Miz's corner clothesline - My Miz Xplodes
Miz's low DDT - Miz Juice
Heidenreich's Boss Man slam - the super creative Heidenslam

[Mozenrath]

I always think of the Pop-Up Powerbomb as the Poptart Powerbomb. One of many reasons where I am glad Kevin Owens moved away from it.

I do remember dubbing Bubba Ray Dudley's top rope senton "The Stocking Stuffer" for some reason. I think it's because I assigned it to a Santa CAW, but I did that after I was already thinking of it as having that name, I am almost positive.

[Cvslfc123]

Stupidman Punch

[Sephiroth]

A friend used to say Test looked like he had the Corn Flakes logo on his wrestling pants. We dubbed his finisher The Soggy Flake.

[tafkaga]

I used to try to put the figure four on my sister when I was a kid. I could never get it right, and she made fun of me, so every time I screwed it up I just claimed it was a different hold, e.g. the figure three, the figure five.

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Feb 21, 2023 9:48:57 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

A friend used to say Test looked like he had the Corn Flakes logo on his wrestling pants. We dubbed his finisher The Soggy Flake.

Thanks, the pumphandle slam is now the Soggy Flake

[Deleted]

The Hurt Lock will always be THE FULL LASHLEY to me.

[fortknox]

Back when Natalya had the farting gimmick, I thought they should rename the Sharpshooter as the Shartshooter.

It's the Sharpshooter but, when she has you locked in she let's a big fart rip and ends her shitting herself. The smell is so bad that they have to give up.

[karl100589]

Thanks to OSW Earthquake’s seated splash will always be “The Giant Whoopsie” to me.

[Ultimo Gallos]

Not me,but my father calls everything a bodyslam.

Superplex off the top rope "YOU See that BODYSLAM!"

He calls it this now,but for the past 4 years anytime time I see Vladimir Koloff do his running clothsline I yell RUSSIAN SICKLE! Based on a buddy that back in the 80s did that everytime he saw a "Russian" hit a clothsline.

Danny Chance has a Cutter/Stunner he will use as a finsher. We have dubbed it the DKO-Danny KNOCK OUT

Oh and anytime someone is "hulking up" and no selling punches we call it something that fits that wrestler. So when Faroh of Phunk(Yes I spelled that right) started doing it we yell "HES PHUNKING UP!" When Studd Matthews,who a decade ago was doing a Hogan tribute gimmick,did it he was "STUDDING UP!"

Cant think of any for non-local guys/ladies.

[IgnahtaSempria]

Whenever the Lucha Bros do that flying dropkick to the butt thing, I call it the Butthole Surfer. Because it's like Penta's surfing on their butthole.

[Andee9001]

Fallaway Slam will always be The Bag of Shit.

The Stevie-Kick will always be the Richards-Kick because i got confused one day and my brother thought it was funny.

The Chokeslam will always be the Chokeslammmmmm because of a call Jim Ross made one time.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

In my house the running knee strikes in the corner is the f***boy

Unless a woman does it. Then it's a Runnilingus

[BorneAgain]

I still call every top rope leg drop as the "Tennessee Jam" because for whatever reason Brian Christopher's name for it always stuck with me.

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I have always thought the superman punch (which should probably technically be illegal to begin with) was the most ridiculous move and it becomes even less believable as the competitors get smaller and throw them with no force behind it...


That said I have always called the Superman Punch the "Baby Powder" as a tribute to the character from "How High"...

[Cyno]

I always used to yell BRAIN CHOP! whenever Khali did his big chop thing.

[thegatewaydrug]

Feb 21, 2023 8:32:15 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

I always think of the Pop-Up Powerbomb as the Poptart Powerbomb. One of many reasons where I am glad Kevin Owens moved away from it.

I do remember dubbing Bubba Ray Dudley's top rope senton "The Stocking Stuffer" for some reason. I think it's because I assigned it to a Santa CAW, but I did that after I was already thinking of it as having that name, I am almost positive.

Due to someone slurring it as "Poppa Powerbomb" once, I now call it the Father Bomb since Kevin Steen is such a proud family man.

[Mozenrath]

Feb 21, 2023 19:07:06 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

I still call every top rope leg drop as the "Tennessee Jam" because for whatever reason Brian Christopher's name for it always stuck with me.

Yeah, which in turn was because of Bobby Eaton calling it the Alabama Jam. I love that someone, I think Bryan Alvarez, calls every top rope legdrop "____ Jam", with a relevant location, if he's talking about a match. It's either him or his cohost Vinnie.

[Spider2024]

The PurrWerple PowerHouse

[EZ: Brainy Bae]

Feb 21, 2023 20:53:28 GMT -5 Cyno said:

I always used to yell BRAIN CHOP! whenever Khali did his big chop thing.

Was that not its name? I always used to yell 'HASSAN CHOP!' instead