Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 27, 2023 3:44:45 GMT -5
Did “cookie puss” get over? Because that was pretty bad even by late period Rock standards. The Rock's awful promos during his Cena feud made me actually start rooting for Cena.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Feb 27, 2023 6:22:42 GMT -5
Alex Riley telling Vickie Guerrero her breath smelled like death itself took a dump in her mouth.
John Cena saying he was going to kick the Nexus's "elimination chambers" in the build up to Elimination Chamber 2011.
and of course
"Hopefully this time next week, YOU won't be around"
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 27, 2023 7:24:38 GMT -5
Yep...
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Feb 27, 2023 7:53:38 GMT -5
SWEET CRINGEY LINE
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Timeless Hayterade
Dennis Stamp
Rhea's the Tribal Chief now. ACKNOWLEDGE MAMI!
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on Feb 27, 2023 7:54:45 GMT -5
- Everything the Rock said as a Face that was supposed to be comedy. - Reigns saying that Andre the Giant didn't have to remind people he was a giant.
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Post by Jaws the Shark on Feb 27, 2023 8:06:09 GMT -5
Two pages in and no mention of "Your name is Finlay and you're a bastard"? I'm disappointed, people.
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salz4life
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Prichard is a guy who gets that his job is to service his boss.
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Post by salz4life on Feb 27, 2023 9:20:43 GMT -5
I got douche chills whenever Larry Zbyscko (SP) said "New World Odor" like it was the greatest line ever.
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lucas_lee
Hank Scorpio
Heel turn is finished, now stripping away my personality
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Post by lucas_lee on Feb 27, 2023 9:24:57 GMT -5
Did “cookie puss” get over? Because that was pretty bad even by late period Rock standards. Honestly anything rock was saying the fans ate up. I thought Cena chumped him in their war of words but people still bought into the rocks corny stuff at that time. Also Hawk implying hes gonna give Ric Flair a HARD night. (Hawk was discussing his dong for a bit in this promo. Im semi confused what he was trying to accomplish but damn Hawk was a great talker)
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 27, 2023 10:41:02 GMT -5
Ken Patera saying the Heenan Family beat him like a red-headed stepchild, causing Gene Okerlund to start cracking up, didn't exactly do his face run any favors.
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Ben Wyatt
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 27, 2023 12:25:08 GMT -5
How about Matt Hardy sarcastically wishing Edge would die in a car crash? You could hear Matt's credibility and any shot of him as a main eventer come to a very loud screeching halt.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 27, 2023 12:30:46 GMT -5
I’m assuming Rob Gronkowski was meant to be a babyface so I’ll throw out his debut in an empty Performance Center with Mojo Rawley. Just the corniest shit you ever did see.
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mc74
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Post by mc74 on Feb 27, 2023 12:42:15 GMT -5
Another one worth mentioning is The Brood's awful promo after they turned face.
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Post by sportatorium on Feb 27, 2023 13:48:29 GMT -5
"I love you pop"
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salz4life
Grimlock
Prichard is a guy who gets that his job is to service his boss.
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Post by salz4life on Feb 27, 2023 14:06:20 GMT -5
Another one worth mentioning is The Brood's awful promo after they turned face. Was that Edge's brutal "The Freaks come out at night" one?
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Feb 27, 2023 14:20:01 GMT -5
I had to watch The Rock's Kung Pao Bitch promo (2012 but you probably guessed) a few weeks ago and my disposition towards him still hasn't recovered. Shit is like everything that's either annoying or full on unbearable about The Rock's modern day image in one promo. Highlights include:
- "WHAT YOU ARE IS A KUNG PAO BITCH" - "KUNG PAO BITCH IS NOW TRENDING WORLDWIDE" - "CENA'S MISSING BALLS TRENDING WORLDWIDE" - Story about how he never had anyone there for him growing up and nobody ever helped him which I'm sure dude's family and trainers always loved hearing. Somehow doesn't mention his last 7 dollars. - Absurd nonsense story about how nobody was there for or helped him or any other of the top wrestlers from pre 1999 that everyone knows and that this is what made them REAL MEN. Yes he literally says Real Men like 30 times. - REAL MEN PART II: Not content with just being a lil bit toxic, The dude who got private training sessions with Pat Patterson says that Cena has people who are willing to fight for him and this is what disqualifies him from being a real man because no one ever fought for him or his pre 99 buddies. - Like 1000 YR A FRUIT lines to add to what I'm sure were the best least annoying debates on here about whether or not dude was being homophobic, cause you just gotta have that.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Feb 27, 2023 14:25:10 GMT -5
When John Cena called Chris Jericho: Y2-Cheap, I knew the bloom was off of that particular babyface rose. I wonder what the odds are Cena started out that sentence intending to say Y2Gay then hastily changed topic.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Feb 27, 2023 14:36:22 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure Cena once made a weird comment about Justin Gabriel that implied he was gay or something.
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mc74
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Post by mc74 on Feb 27, 2023 15:40:21 GMT -5
Another one worth mentioning is The Brood's awful promo after they turned face. Was that Edge's brutal "The Freaks come out at night" one? Yup.
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fg
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Post by fg on Feb 27, 2023 15:55:53 GMT -5
Another one worth mentioning is The Brood's awful promo after they turned face. Was that Edge's brutal "The Freaks come out at night" one? Yes
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Post by dablueboy on Feb 27, 2023 16:55:46 GMT -5
‘Jumping’ Jeff Farmer’s promo, no line in particular just the entire promo
Hulk calling Rock a ‘Rock-a-Jabroni’ during the build to their rematch at No Way Out 03
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