Cringiest Heel Lines?

[cassonova]

"I wish you died in the womb!"

[mc74]

Undertaker's promo about him & Big Show in the desert. The infamous "snake tie & lizard boots" one.

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Lawler calling Goldust tne F word.

[Mozenrath]

Mar 1, 2023 23:56:29 GMT -5 mc74 said:

Undertaker's promo about him & Big Show in the desert. The infamous "snake tie & lizard boots" one.

No wonder Undertaker was so pissed that Jericho called it "boring" in a promo afterward. Undertaker knew it was a dogshit promo, so it stung.

[Jacy Derangement Syndrome]

"I can't control myself when I start bringin the crazy" - Chuck Palumbo explaining why he abused Michelle McCool, 2008 

[Jacy Derangement Syndrome]

Chuck Palumbo would be the Captain of my WOAT Monstars Squad. If you can make it through this whole thing you'll be hardened for the rest of your life. I literally just remembered it again 15 minutes ago and it's still next level.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ4OaFjoibE

[Rave]

Alex Hammerstone referencing that old 'the cream rises to the top' saying then promptly calling himself "the creamiest of all" in MLW. Absolute cringe.

[Andee9001]

Anytime Mark Madden called DDP "DDMe" like it was the best insult ever

[Doo Doo is a Ratings Expert]

When Mandy told Nikki Cross she looked like a plate of cold Thanksgiving leftovers.

[Sephiroth]

Vince implying he had sexually abused Stephanie

The time Jeff Hardy implied he had burned down Matt’s house

[fg]

Mar 2, 2023 5:20:11 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

Vince implying he had sexually abused Stephanie

The time Jeff Hardy implied he had burned down Matt’s house

It was Matt who implied that he burned Jeff’s house.

[Sephiroth]

Mar 2, 2023 8:38:36 GMT -5 fg said:

Mar 2, 2023 5:20:11 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

Vince implying he had sexually abused Stephanie

The time Jeff Hardy implied he had burned down Matt’s house

It was Matt who implied that he burned Jeff’s house.

I anyways get them confused.

Also, Ted DiBiase explaining Xanta Clause. How ridiculous must he have felt?

[fg]

Mar 2, 2023 8:53:55 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

Mar 2, 2023 8:38:36 GMT -5 fg said:

It was Matt who implied that he burned Jeff’s house.

I anyways get them confused.

Also, Ted DiBiase explaining Xanta Clause. How ridiculous must he have felt?

Ted probably felt very ridiculous.

[Mozenrath]

Mar 2, 2023 4:39:14 GMT -5 Doo Doo is a Ratings Expert said:

When Mandy told Nikki Cross she looked like a plate of cold Thanksgiving leftovers.

So, like, delicious?

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Mar 2, 2023 5:20:11 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

Vince implying he had sexually abused Stephanie

And there was also the time Stephanie implied she used to sexually service Vince's business partners as a teenager to help the company.

[Sephiroth]

Mar 2, 2023 9:15:33 GMT -5 fg said:

Mar 2, 2023 8:53:55 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

I anyways get them confused.

Also, Ted DiBiase explaining Xanta Clause. How ridiculous must he have felt?

Ted probably felt very ridiculous.

Same for Heyman when he managed the Minotaur in WCW

[jason1980s]

Mar 2, 2023 8:53:55 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

Also, Ted DiBiase explaining Xanta Clause. How ridiculous must he have felt?

He would be gone about 6 months later. He didn't do much in WCW but probably got a big pay day. I wonder when he first started to see that his role in WWF had diminished so much and the corporation was heading nowhere.
His leaving probably benefited Austin most as, if Dibiase was still his manager at King of the Ring, he probably would have done some talking for him if Austin won.

[EvenBaldobombHasAJob]

Mar 1, 2023 15:32:54 GMT -5 @wvguitar said:

Was HHH a heel when he called himself “the ultimate asskicker?” Regardless, that one wins anyway.

He also called himself "The One True Destroyer" which was even worse.

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MJF talking about getting his heart broken. Whoopie-doo. Yawn.

[salz4life]

Mar 2, 2023 2:41:55 GMT -5 Andee9001 said:

Anytime Mark Madden called DDP "DDMe" like it was the best insult ever

I like Madden... but yes, this was awful!