Andee9001
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Post by Andee9001 on Mar 2, 2023 16:18:16 GMT -5
"What's the matter Sid? Can't find your scissors?"
(Crickets)
"I said what's the matter Sid? Can't find your scissors?
(Tumbleweed)
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Hypnosis
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Post by Hypnosis on Mar 2, 2023 20:21:57 GMT -5
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 2, 2023 22:51:17 GMT -5
"What's the matter Sid? Can't find your scissors?" (Crickets) "I said what's the matter Sid? Can't find your scissors? (Tumbleweed) That line would have been a hit, but you don't understand what the AOL/Time Warner merger did to business. They took all the shitty lines from other departments and dumped them on WCW.
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Post by Red Mage Riot on Mar 4, 2023 12:24:25 GMT -5
A very, very minor one, but I'm re-watching WCW through the "Nitro Years", and early on in 1997, hearing Eric Bischoff call Masahiro Chono "Masa-My Hero Chono" every single time he says the mans name belongs here, I think.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Mar 4, 2023 14:58:56 GMT -5
Was Flair a face or heel when he was bragging about f***ing horses?
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Post by THE FVNKER on Mar 4, 2023 16:51:23 GMT -5
Anytime Mark Madden called DDP "DDMe" like it was the best insult ever Yeah that was straight ass, every time.
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Post by THE FVNKER on Mar 4, 2023 16:53:18 GMT -5
At SSlam 89, I love how Zues says this (as loads of spit comes out of his mouth): “HOEK HOGAN! BEEFCAKE! BAR! BAR! WE ARE! GOING TO! DESTROOOOY YOOOOOU!” Thinking about this makes me laugh. Gah someone please find this and link it
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 4, 2023 18:18:07 GMT -5
Was Flair a face or heel when he was bragging about f***ing horses? Oh God, that was the one I was going to bring up, too.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Mar 4, 2023 18:24:49 GMT -5
everything Dean Ambrose said during his 2018 heel turn.
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Post by Cyno on Mar 4, 2023 18:27:32 GMT -5
Ronda Rousey's worked shoots before the triple threat match between her, Becky, and Charlotte at WrestleMania. Jesus Christ that was awful.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 4, 2023 18:41:05 GMT -5
At SSlam 89, I love how Zues says this (as loads of spit comes out of his mouth): “HOEK HOGAN! BEEFCAKE! BAR! BAR! WE ARE! GOING TO! DESTROOOOY YOOOOOU!” Thinking about this makes me laugh. I prefer the promo for the No Holds Barred cage match where Sherri decides to climb the piece of cage they’re behind, realizes there’s no where to go, so drops down, tries and fails to scurry behind Zeus and Macho and be out of sight, then pops up in front of the cage. It’s hilarious.
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Post by The Ichi on Mar 4, 2023 20:43:01 GMT -5
Was Flair a face or heel when he was bragging about f***ing horses? Pretty sure he was a heel and it was during that Fortune angle.
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Post by fortknox on Mar 4, 2023 20:59:04 GMT -5
The British Bulldog : I'm gonna win this time the Royal Rumble, TONIGHT... because I'M BIZARRE!
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Andee9001
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Post by Andee9001 on Mar 5, 2023 6:04:32 GMT -5
The British Bulldog : I'm gonna win this time the Royal Rumble, TONIGHT... because I'M BIZARRE! That really should go in the "Most Awesomest Heel Lines" thread
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Mar 5, 2023 9:05:04 GMT -5
Was Flair a face or heel when he was bragging about f***ing horses? does it even matter? I'll throw in "Jerry Lawler, you raped a 14 year old little girl!"
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King Devitt
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Post by King Devitt on Mar 5, 2023 9:28:28 GMT -5
Was Flair a face or heel when he was bragging about f***ing horses? does it even matter? I'll throw in "Jerry Lawler, you raped a 14 year old little girl!" It's amazing that Lawler wasn't persona non grata'd from wrestling a long time ago.
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Post by BorneAgain on Mar 5, 2023 9:32:11 GMT -5
That Doug Gilbert promo is the most amazing mix of cringe and unintentional hilarity in promo history. Incredibly uncomfortable but the complete and utter glee he has in saying people are smoking crack pushes it into comedic gold.
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Post by fortknox on Mar 5, 2023 11:39:09 GMT -5
The British Bulldog : I'm gonna win this time the Royal Rumble, TONIGHT... because I'M BIZARRE! That really should go in the "Most Awesomest Heel Lines" thread Honestly, it can go in both.
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Post by msc on Mar 5, 2023 12:50:39 GMT -5
That really should go in the "Most Awesomest Heel Lines" thread Honestly, it can go in both. Tragically, such a great line came directly before his worst Rumble performance!
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 6, 2023 7:18:41 GMT -5
MJF's promo recently about the girl giving him the business while they were driving was legit one of the worst promos I've ever heard, content-wise. Feel like it perfectly encapsulates MJF's "guys look how EVIL I am!" try-hard BS. This took over from Cody's final AEW promo for me as 'best delivered awful promo I have ever seen'
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