🔴 Official Raw Thread 3/20/23 - Impaulsive Tribal Chief TV!

[The Rick Jericho]

After Cody Rhodes emotional address directed at Roman Reigns and The Bloodline on the March 13 edition of Raw, Special Council Paul Heyman has declared that The Head of the Table will be returning to the red brand next week to address the issue personally. The American Nightmare played a large role in ultimately reuniting long-time friends Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens against The Bloodline and the tension surrounding the Undisputed WWE Universal Championship Match at WrestleMania is on a whole new level.

As revealed by The Host of WrestleMania The Miz, Logan Paul is set return to Raw where he will present a LIVE episode of "Impaulsive TV." With Seth "Freakin" Rollins chopping at the bit to get payback on his Show of Shows opponent after being knocked out in one punch, what fireworks await Monday Night Raw? Find out tonight at 8/7 C on USA.

United States Champion Austin Theory has a lot to prove en route to his showdown against John Cena at The Showcase of the Immortals. After all, "The Greatest of All Time" showed up the titleholder in a war of words on the March 6 edition of Raw.

After going to far with a post-match attack against The Street Profits’ Angelo Dawkins and in which he put his defeated opponent in the STF to send a message to Cena last week, Montez Ford is out for payback on behalf of his partner and he doesn't care what is driving Theory in the process. Don't miss all the action of Raw, tonight at 8/7 C on USA.

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT FUN GAMES THAT MAKE YOU MONEY?
I AM THE f***ING FUN GAME THAT MAKES YOU MONEY, JR.

[1 Free Moon-Down with Burger]

Looking like a near sellout tonight. Under 150 tickets away from a full house

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Tonight's card according to Fightful is below. It's just five matches which seems very low for a 3 hour show. I imagine there's more they didn't get. There has to be. 

SPOILER: Click to show

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- Austin Theory vs. Montez Ford
- Omos vs. Mustafa Ali
- Johnny Gargano vs. Dominik Mysterio
- Rhea Ripley vs. Bayley
- Bianca Belair & Asuka vs. Chelsea Green & Piper Niven

[Spider2024]

Mar 20, 2023 18:30:37 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

Tonight's card according to Fightful is below. It's just five matches which seems very low for a 3 hour show. I imagine there's more they didn't get. There has to be. 

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
- Austin Theory vs. Montez Ford
- Omos vs. Mustafa Ali
- Johnny Gargano vs. Dominik Mysterio
- Rhea Ripley vs. Bayley
- Bianca Belair & Asuka vs. Chelsea Green & Piper Niven

That means plenty of in-ring promo that involve folks previously announced for a WM match.

[john84]

Mar 20, 2023 18:30:37 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

Tonight's card according to Fightful is below. It's just five matches which seems very low for a 3 hour show. I imagine there's more they didn't get. There has to be. 

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
- Austin Theory vs. Montez Ford
- Omos vs. Mustafa Ali
- Johnny Gargano vs. Dominik Mysterio
- Rhea Ripley vs. Bayley
- Bianca Belair & Asuka vs. Chelsea Green & Piper Niven

Either the matches are going to more time than normal for five matches or there's a lot more promo/backstage stuff to make up for it. (Assuming you know...)

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Mar 20, 2023 18:32:53 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

Mar 20, 2023 18:30:37 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

Tonight's card according to Fightful is below. It's just five matches which seems very low for a 3 hour show. I imagine there's more they didn't get. There has to be. 

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
- Austin Theory vs. Montez Ford
- Omos vs. Mustafa Ali
- Johnny Gargano vs. Dominik Mysterio
- Rhea Ripley vs. Bayley
- Bianca Belair & Asuka vs. Chelsea Green & Piper Niven

That means plenty of in-ring promo that involve folks previously announced for a WM match.

Yes but you never want to go full Impact with it. 

[Deleted]

Mar 20, 2023 18:30:37 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

Tonight's card according to Fightful is below. It's just five matches which seems very low for a 3 hour show. I imagine there's more they didn't get. There has to be. 

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
- Austin Theory vs. Montez Ford
- Omos vs. Mustafa Ali
- Johnny Gargano vs. Dominik Mysterio
- Rhea Ripley vs. Bayley
- Bianca Belair & Asuka vs. Chelsea Green & Piper Niven

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}That Rhea Vs Bayley match seems really dumb to be doing because both are heels , both need momentum going into their matches and so neither can afford to lose....so comes down to who interferes first either the legend brigade or Charlotte.

[häšhtå.gdālėÿ]

LETS DO THIS FAM WERE ALMOST AT MANIA LETS GO PLAY TUG O WAR

[john84]

Mar 20, 2023 18:56:26 GMT -5 häšhtå.gdālėÿ said:

LETS DO THIS FAM WERE ALMOST AT MANIA LETS GO PLAY TUG O WAR

youtu.be/6gbamw19rYA

[Doo Doo Dickhead]

God damn, why does there have to be a talk show segment every week? *farts on talk show segments*

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Mar 20, 2023 18:30:37 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

Tonight's card according to Fightful is below. It's just five matches which seems very low for a 3 hour show. I imagine there's more they didn't get. There has to be. 

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
- Austin Theory vs. Montez Ford
- Omos vs. Mustafa Ali
- Johnny Gargano vs. Dominik Mysterio
- Rhea Ripley vs. Bayley
- Bianca Belair & Asuka vs. Chelsea Green & Piper Niven

Of course the second I show any remote interest in Mustafa Ali again, they need to kill him

[john84]

Mar 20, 2023 18:58:27 GMT -5 Doo Doo Dickhead said:

God damn, why does there have to be a talk show segment every week? *farts on talk show segments*

You to talk show segments

[Spider2024]

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If KO and Sami don't beat the Usos at Mania I'm suing I swear to god lmfao

[canceled4truth]

CATHY KELLEY ROCKS damn straight

[welshpenguin]

These two living their best life right now

[Hypnosis]

Owens and Zayn back together as faces feels right.

[asuka007]

“Cathy Kelly rocks” sign.

Yes, yes she does.

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"YOU GOT TO GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!"