Timeless Hayterade
Dennis Stamp
Rhea's the Tribal Chief now. ACKNOWLEDGE MAMI!
Posts: 4,675
|
Post by Timeless Hayterade on Apr 4, 2023 17:43:11 GMT -5
I’m at work and lazy so someone upload the one that says Vince sold WWE after years of failing to get pictures of Spider-Man.
|
|
|
Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 4, 2023 19:08:06 GMT -5
He looks like he's going to make some friends at the ATM.
|
|
|
Post by Beets by Schrute on Apr 4, 2023 19:32:13 GMT -5
He looks like he is about to tie Stephanie onto train tracks
|
|
|
Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Apr 4, 2023 19:33:38 GMT -5
He looks almost as much like an evil puppet of himself as the literal evil puppet of himself.
|
|
|
Post by Andee9001 on Apr 4, 2023 19:58:42 GMT -5
He looks like the villain from Hot Fuzz. Dammit pal, me taking over the company is all for greater good.
|
|
|
Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Apr 4, 2023 20:01:52 GMT -5
Vince looks like the ice cream truck driver who offers kids free rides
|
|
xander
Mike the Goon
Posts: 33
|
Post by xander on Apr 4, 2023 20:20:32 GMT -5
Working theories:
He grew it realizing how expensive hush money is, and this is his attempt to boost his appeal with the ladies the only way he knows how, and he thinks this is an honest improvement.
He figured people would stop talking about him being a rapist, and start talking about the facial hair that makes him look more like a rapist.
Vince intended to assume the role of Vince's long lost twin brother Bince McMahon, but blew his own cover throwing a fit over there not being ketchup for his steak wrap, and then attempting to rewrite the restaurant's menu 37 times between lunch and dinner. He has no steak (stake) in this restaurant.
Vince decided if the jig is up and people know he's truly evil, he might as well complete the uniform. He is currently having a dog trained to chuckle while sitting in a motorcycle side-car.
Vince is preparing to have his body cryogenically frozen as Walt Disney was rumoured to have done, and believes the mustache is part of the preperation process.
|
|
Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 62,096
|
Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 4, 2023 21:34:53 GMT -5
Did he throw Shane in a volcano?
|
|
|
Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 4, 2023 21:39:11 GMT -5
Mr. McMahon and His Stache (And His Stache)
|
|
|
Post by Alice Syndrome on Apr 4, 2023 22:24:41 GMT -5
He looks like John Travolta in about 15 years.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2023 22:28:14 GMT -5
He looks like a driving instructor.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2023 22:49:26 GMT -5
I like to think he dyed his hair and grew that mustache as a disguise so he could sneak back into the company without anyone noticing He then immediately blew his cover when the first person he saw said "Oh hi Vince" Nah that was the first attempt
|
|
|
Post by nevthebassist on Apr 5, 2023 4:21:22 GMT -5
Vince looks like he's just discovered Freddie Mercury.
|
|
john84
Fry's dog Seymour
Proud Father of 3 :)
Posts: 23,810
|
Post by john84 on Apr 5, 2023 5:09:25 GMT -5
Vince looks like he's just discovered Freddie Mercury. Now you know why I shaved my moustache darling! I saw the future and...Eww...
|
|
Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 121,121
|
Post by Mozenrath on Apr 5, 2023 6:17:40 GMT -5
I like to think he dyed his hair and grew that mustache as a disguise so he could sneak back into the company without anyone noticing He then immediately blew his cover when the first person he saw said "Oh hi Vince" It was going so well until he asked where the snow cones were.
|
|
|
Post by Beets by Schrute on Apr 5, 2023 9:15:36 GMT -5
He looks like the villain from Hot Fuzz. Dammit pal, me taking over the company is all for greater good. The greater good
|
|
Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,949
|
Post by Sephiroth on Apr 5, 2023 15:59:33 GMT -5
Vince yo Shane: “There is no way, NO WAY that you could come from my grapefruits. Soon as we get to the new corporate headquarters the first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo momma in the mouth. Sumb****.”
|
|
Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
Posts: 2,093
|
Post by Johnny D on Apr 5, 2023 16:43:30 GMT -5
Vince looks like he's just discovered Freddie Mercury. Now you know why I shaved my moustache darling! I saw the future and...Eww... Vince is so behind the times he's only just started listening to Queen and thinks they're new!
|
|
|
Post by sarkerpolseng on Apr 11, 2023 11:57:47 GMT -5
|
|
john84
Fry's dog Seymour
Proud Father of 3 :)
Posts: 23,810
|
Post by john84 on Apr 11, 2023 12:08:09 GMT -5
Now you know why I shaved my moustache darling! I saw the future and...Eww... Vince is so behind the times he's only just started listening to Queen and thinks they're new! Vince: Hey! Hunter! HHH: Yeah, Vince? Vince: Get ahold of Queen will yer? I just saw their gig in Montreal and I want them to perform at Backlash dammit! HHH: Ok. I'll get in touch with Brian and Roger and see if they're available. Vince: And Freddie. Don't forget him. HHH: Freddie? Vince: YEAH! He's such a big fan he's copied my mustache! I want to meet him and have my photo taken with him. I'm sure it'll make the little kid's day! HHH: Er...Vince...Freddie died...In 1991... Vince: What? But it's 1983 dammit!
|
|