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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Apr 4, 2023 8:59:02 GMT -5
I think we need to give him a hat, cape and a whip. Then he'll go on adventures of daring doo in serial styles where he jumps out of cars about to explode that fall off cliffs
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Apr 4, 2023 9:04:48 GMT -5
He looks like if John Waters was a Captain Planet villain
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Apr 4, 2023 9:14:26 GMT -5
He looks like the dad from the Brak Show(yes I stole that one)
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mc74
Samurai Cop
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Post by mc74 on Apr 4, 2023 9:14:28 GMT -5
He looks like Gomez Addams' stunt double with that look.
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Apr 4, 2023 9:24:13 GMT -5
I think he looks like if Tony Stark’s dad ran a gentleman’s club rather than a tech company.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Apr 4, 2023 9:28:55 GMT -5
Imagine wanting to get people to stop talking about you being rapist by growing that
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Post by Ludwig Kaiser’s Walk on Apr 4, 2023 10:05:34 GMT -5
He looks like if Walt Disney was a rapist who had discovered steroids before he was frozen and brought back to life
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Apr 4, 2023 10:11:04 GMT -5
He looks like if Walt Disney was a rapist who had discovered steroids before he was frozen and brought back to life his face is still thawing a little bit |
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Apr 4, 2023 10:15:22 GMT -5
He looks like a man forced out of his job due to sexual abuse sneaking his way back into his old job
Like, if this was a purely fictional movie he is exactly who I would be casting
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 4, 2023 10:17:57 GMT -5
Looks like he should be tying helpless women to railroad tracks. Shit, I just gave him ideas didn’t I?
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pinja
Unicron
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Post by pinja on Apr 4, 2023 10:21:20 GMT -5
It's like M. Night Shyamalan remade the 1999 version of "House on Haunted Hill" with Vince as Steven Price and everybody is too scared to tell him that he is the one haunting the house.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Apr 4, 2023 10:38:52 GMT -5
He looks like he's playing Stanley Kowalski in the local YMCA's production of A Streetcar Named Desire after the director got into an argument with him over a mixup in scheduling the common area between rehearsals and a CrossFit competition
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Post by fortknox on Apr 4, 2023 10:49:37 GMT -5
My sister says he looks Hispanic now.
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clifford
King Koopa
Shingo Takagi stan
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Post by clifford on Apr 4, 2023 10:53:44 GMT -5
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Apr 4, 2023 11:26:58 GMT -5
 Wish I could take credit for this one, but I found it floating around, going to be hard to top this. LMAO |
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 4, 2023 11:29:59 GMT -5
He looks like Clark Gable’s corpse on a bad day.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 4, 2023 11:34:17 GMT -5
How do we know it's not a moustache that decided to grow a Vince?
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Post by madness50 on Apr 4, 2023 11:43:08 GMT -5
His mustache looks like the People’s Eyebrow.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Apr 4, 2023 11:53:11 GMT -5
For when you never want to lose the scent of Ari Emanuel's ass.
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asuka007
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by asuka007 on Apr 4, 2023 11:55:36 GMT -5
Someone said to me last night that he looks like a melted Timothy Dalton.
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