JR finds out how old Billie Starkz is

[Chiral]

And he definitely wasn't weird about it and didn't go on and on about it tonight!

"AND FOLKS SHE'S 18 YEARS OLD. LONG AND ATHLETIC AND 18 YEARS OLD."




everyone who was in the live thread repost your jokes here plz I want them documented in their own thread

edit: with some hindsight this is maybe the most ominous thread title I've made

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JR's FBI agent probably got arthritis just from the notes they took tonight

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

DSGBJLDFBGKJFDBG OH NO 😭

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Apr 7, 2023 23:09:43 GMT -5 Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV said:

DSGBJLDFBGKJFDBG OH NO 😭

JR turned into your sig

[Doo Doo Dickhead]

JR is a strange old man sometimes.

[asuka007]

Apr 7, 2023 23:11:13 GMT -5 Doo Doo Dickhead said:

JR is a strange old man sometimes.

JR kind of lost it a bit after his wife passed.

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

WHYYYYYYYYY DUDE LMAO

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This entire evening was pure soundbyte madness from JR...I feel bad at times because Ex can't even justify a response to keep focus and you can hear Tony sigh every now and then.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Apr 7, 2023 23:13:11 GMT -5 Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV said:

WHYYYYYYYYY DUDE LMAO

(Chiral did this, not me lol)

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Honestly if you hired Nigel McGuinness to be an AEW Commentator, just replace JR with him at this point and use JR for backstage stuff and sitdown interviews

Like you've already taken him off Dynamite and he only commentates like half the PPV matches anymore, just bite the bullet, two hours of him tonight doing stuff like this isn't really giving him many reasons to keep sticking around if this is what he's gonna be like lol

Paul Wight was better the week JR wasn't in Canada, he's actually improved on commentary a great deal... you just have multiple options where in the beginning it was justified that you didn't before. I think something's gonna give eventually tbh

[This Player Hating Mothman]

At this point JR has to retire just to save his image because being a creepy and/or angry old man in the booth is doing nothing for his legacy. And like I don't even give a shit about his legacy but he should. The fans of him in the company who keep him on should. Someone needs to care about saving this guy from himself.

[Chiral]

Apr 7, 2023 23:55:10 GMT -5 tuckerguy said:

I swear all the internet wants to do is shit on everything. JR is not doing a bad job at all. People just waiting to jump down his throat at any slip up. Chill the f*** out.

We were all having fun in the live thread and I wanted to commemorate that here but ok no more of that thank you for your input!

[defectiveepitaph]

Apr 7, 2023 23:14:49 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Apr 7, 2023 23:13:11 GMT -5 Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV said:

WHYYYYYYYYY DUDE LMAO

(Chiral did this, not me lol)

I’m f***in dying over here

[Lizuka #BLM]

Didn't hear any of this but I'm hardly surprised by it because JR in AEW basically has three modes - perverted, racist, and pissed off.

[Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen]

JR had me cringing durijng Julia vs Anna Jay, and yeah it definitely continued. Not sure why he doesn’t describe the men the same way as the women. I’d love to hear JR putting over the beautiful and long jezebel Will Hobbs.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Someone needs to keep JR away from the horseradish.

[Bo Rida]

Apr 7, 2023 23:08:41 GMT -5 @thelongandtheshort said:

JR's FBI agent probably got arthritis just from the notes they took tonight

I know the FBI would say, "What you hear is all hearsay"
Wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong

Apr 8, 2023 0:10:33 GMT -5 Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen said:

JR had me cringing durijng Julia vs Anna Jay, and yeah it definitely continued. Not sure why he doesn’t describe the men the same way as the women. I’d love to hear JR putting over the beautiful and long jezebel Will Hobbs.

He kind of does sometimes. His commentary about Jack Perry's body can be just as uncomfortable.

[ayumidah]

His reaction to Julia Hart too. "She's 23--"

"No, she's 21--"

"21!??!?!"

good god, man.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Apr 8, 2023 2:21:59 GMT -5 Bo Rida said:

Apr 7, 2023 23:08:41 GMT -5 @thelongandtheshort said:

JR's FBI agent probably got arthritis just from the notes they took tonight

I know the FBI would say, "What you hear is all hearsay"
Wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong

Apr 8, 2023 0:10:33 GMT -5 Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen said:

JR had me cringing durijng Julia vs Anna Jay, and yeah it definitely continued. Not sure why he doesn’t describe the men the same way as the women. I’d love to hear JR putting over the beautiful and long jezebel Will Hobbs.

He kind of does sometimes. His commentary about Jack Perry's body can be just as uncomfortable.

Let's not pretend here, JR clearly wants to suck Wardlow's dick

[Mid-Carder]

"I saw her in catering, no jokes please, and I thought she was someone's kid"
"well she is someone's kid!"
"I KNOW THAT EXCALIBUR, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"