Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 29, 2023 11:32:16 GMT -5
Third worst horror movie I've seen all year not including Tubi originals 1. Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey 2. The Haunting of the Queen Mary 3. Five Nights At Freddy's This post just made me want to go watch more Tubi Originals. What an amazing concept. It doesn't work that way but they all feel like the cheap free streaming service giving some director $17 and saying "We need it by next Tuesday." The one with Michael Jai White stuck on a plane watching security footage while his daughter is running away from a killer in his home is such a daggone thing. I mean, they also let Rob Zombie's brother make a horror film. Also, 100% Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey is absolute garbage. Full blown nonsense garbage that even a rip-off of the end of Halloween Kills with WTP couldn't save. So bad. So very bad. Apparently, I have to check out The Haunting of the Queen Mary because bad movies are just...interesting in some ways. Five Nights at Freddy's wasn't that bad in my eyes. I felt the length at time, had no clue what most of the lore is, but was fine with Josh Hutcherson's trauma story and the incredibly obvious data dump cop. Plus, the animatronics were so impressive. I'll never watch it again, but I didn't regret the experience...and probably would watch a sequel? {Spoiler}{Spoiler}And I don't know why I thought these things were tied to the business but that thing showing up in the house actually made my stupid self flinch like the idiot I must be. Haunting of the Queen Mary drags but is awful and kinda hilarious and there aren't many "big" names. Tubi originals are fantastic for how bad they are like Cabin Girl
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Post by Duke Cameron on Oct 29, 2023 13:58:34 GMT -5
‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS’ opens with $130M worldwide on a $25M budget.
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Post by The Spelunker! on Oct 29, 2023 16:29:15 GMT -5
Watched it streaming since my theater was sold out. Better than I expected it to be.
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mystermystery
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Post by mystermystery on Oct 29, 2023 18:59:41 GMT -5
‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS’ opens with $130M worldwide on a $25M budget. Wonderful news. It's a serious success and it'll lead to more horror down the road which is always good news for fans of the genre. And, sure, I'll watch FIVE MORE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS or whatever.
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Celgress
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Post by Celgress on Oct 29, 2023 23:31:44 GMT -5
‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS’ opens with $130M worldwide on a $25M budget. I'm not surprised in the least the franchise has a huge built-in fanbase.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 29, 2023 23:38:03 GMT -5
Third worst horror movie I've seen all year not including Tubi originals 1. Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey 2. The Haunting of the Queen Mary 3. Five Nights At Freddy's I was most disappointed with Blood and Honey. I had low expectations, but I was expecting it to be stupid fun. But it wasn't. It was just boring. If you're going to have Eeeyore eaten by Winnie and Piglet, then show it! That would have actually being memorable. It's a stupid concept anyway, might as well Human Centipede it and just go all out as shocking as possible. It reminded me a bit of Kane's three-foot dong in See No Evil. It's a stupid horror movie, not high art. Kane revealing he had a three-foot dong would certainly have been a talking point and made the movie memorable, rather than the forgettable schlock it was. You might as well show it, and Blood and Honey should have just shown us Eeyore getting eaten.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Oct 30, 2023 14:55:49 GMT -5
If you buy a ticket through Fandango, you’ll get a free digital movie poster.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Oct 30, 2023 14:59:50 GMT -5
This thing made so much goddamn money, there's gonna be sequels on sequels.
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salz4life
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Post by salz4life on Oct 30, 2023 16:06:56 GMT -5
My 11 year old daughter has watched it 3 or 4 times. She loves it.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Oct 31, 2023 2:32:25 GMT -5
29% Critical score on Rotten To-mah-toes and an 89% audience score.
For some reason I kind of like it when stuff like this happens.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Oct 31, 2023 4:45:44 GMT -5
I watched it with my kids. I thought it was boring. They loved it, but they love the game and (particularly my oldest) knew all the nuances. Sometimes something just isn’t for you and that’s ok.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 31, 2023 7:03:24 GMT -5
I've seen 2 horror movies that went to streaming recently, Totally Killer and FNAF. And while I did enjoy FNAF (despite never playing any of the games), Totally Killer was better. {Spoiler}-The final 20 minutes or so of the movie were really good. From the moment when Vanessa takes Mike to the police supply outpost and tells him what happened, to the end was really f***ing good.
- Matthew Lillard did the knife wipe!
- Speaking of Lillard, shocker that he was fantastic. Who could have seen that coming, and that he was the one behind it all? And hey, a horror movie franchise where he's the villain and he's definitely gonna be back for the sequels.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Oct 31, 2023 7:10:40 GMT -5
How full of jumpscares is it? I'm assuming "very" since they're a big part of the games, but I haaate jumpscares.
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Post by Urn Anderson on Oct 31, 2023 9:19:21 GMT -5
How full of jumpscares is it? I'm assuming "very" since they're a big part of the games, but I haaate jumpscares. That's exactly what I'm wondering. I love psychological horror and even appreciate a good gorefest, but if I just want to be startled, I'll just lean back too far in my chair.
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Post by KingPooper on Oct 31, 2023 15:19:05 GMT -5
How full of jumpscares is it? I'm assuming "very" since they're a big part of the games, but I haaate jumpscares. That's exactly what I'm wondering. I love psychological horror and even appreciate a good gorefest, but if I just want to be startled, I'll just lean back too far in my chair. Maybe two? That was one of the many problems of the movie.
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Post by SneakMan on Oct 31, 2023 15:26:57 GMT -5
Saw this over the weekend (on Peacock), thought it was fine. Not scary at all and most of the characters were flat but I wasn't bored while watching it.
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Post by Ganon83 on Oct 31, 2023 17:07:46 GMT -5
The wrong lesson will be learned from this movie- there's an appetite for more FNAF movies. In reality, this movie proves that you can do a same day release with a streaming platform like Peacock and still make bank at the box office as long as you have an interesting, well marketed setup.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Oct 31, 2023 23:33:21 GMT -5
Third worst horror movie I've seen all year not including Tubi originals 1. Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey 2. The Haunting of the Queen Mary 3. Five Nights At Freddy's The one with Michael Jai White stuck on a plane watching security footage while his daughter is running away from a killer in his home is such a daggone thing. I mean, they also let Rob Zombie's brother make a horror film. I've watch many Tubi movies and series. The majority are what you expect them to be. But I did see that movie with Michael Jai White, and boy was I scratching my head.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2023 21:35:52 GMT -5
The changes and combinations from the lore were interesting...Alot to sink into with part 2 for sure {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}What was up with the plan to get Mike fired on his time off?
What about the aunt’s body and the fact his babysitter is now missing?
“I’ll shoot you” was a hell of an escalation
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