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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 19, 2023 11:33:15 GMT -5
Now lets watch a horror movie
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Post by James Fabiano on May 19, 2023 13:30:32 GMT -5
Paul Bearer had sex with Undertaker's mom to give birth to Kane. That's a scary start in itself.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 19, 2023 15:03:18 GMT -5
Paul Bearer had sex with Undertaker's mom to give birth to Kane. That's a scary start in itself. What horror movie do you think I am watching? |
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Post by XIII on May 19, 2023 15:19:39 GMT -5
Paul Bearer had sex with Undertaker's mom to give birth to Kane. That's a scary start in itself. ONE LEG WAS IN NEW YORK AND THE OTHER WAS IN L.A.! or whatever Paul Bearer said that time. |
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Post by genericusername on May 19, 2023 22:23:04 GMT -5
I like how after he turned face again this was kinda forgotten about in Kayfabe, unless I'm mistaken.
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Post by Gunhaver on May 20, 2023 7:10:50 GMT -5
I like how after he turned face again this was kinda forgotten about in Kayfabe, unless I'm mistaken. I don't think it was mentioned with the Ministry of Darkness, either. By the time he had a motorcycle they forgot his many, many crimes in favor of Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock. Is Journey into Darkness the last place it was mentioned? |
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Post by ANuclearError on May 20, 2023 7:16:00 GMT -5
Paul Bearer had sex with Undertaker's mom to give birth to Kane. That's a scary start in itself. I wonder if he went "Ohhh yessss" when he climaxed. |
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Post by Gunhaver on May 20, 2023 7:21:19 GMT -5
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (in your grave because your child killed you and was never held accountable by the public despite open admission of guilt on national television)
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 20, 2023 7:48:42 GMT -5
Paul Bearer had sex with Undertaker's mom to give birth to Kane. That's a scary start in itself. I wonder if he went "Ohhh yessss" when he climaxed. I can only assume Percy Pringle did that at least once in reality, otherwise no fun is ever allowed again |
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Post by johnnyk9 on May 20, 2023 8:21:24 GMT -5
The Undertaker was orphaned that day
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on May 20, 2023 14:16:43 GMT -5
For Kane, this was the worst day in his life, but for the Undertaker, it was Tuesday.
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Post by Hypnosis on May 20, 2023 20:38:00 GMT -5
For Kane, this was the worst day in his life, but for the Undertaker, it was Tuesday. Shocked this joke didn't get made sooner in the thread. Still glad it happened, though. |
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Post by David-Arquette was in WCW 2000 on May 21, 2023 5:09:10 GMT -5
For Kane, this was the worst day in his life, but for the Undertaker, it was Tuesday. Shocked this joke didn't get made sooner in the thread. Still glad it happened, though. From the thread title I was expecting it in the OP. "You've always hidden behind your 'Yankem' or your 'Diesel'. Why, since you've been repackaged you haven't even thrown a single punch!" |
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Post by willywonka666 on May 22, 2023 8:19:54 GMT -5
Paul Bearer had sex with Undertaker's mom to give birth to Kane. That's a scary start in itself. I wonder if he went "Ohhh yessss" when he climaxed. Will You Stop?! |
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