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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on May 30, 2023 6:34:37 GMT -5
wouldn't be surprised if he's hitching his wagon to SAsaurus because he knows that literally no one else wants him, so he doesn't have to worry about the immobile slug beast leaving him. Like when Heyman started throwing the title at like Justin Credible. Tyrus is living, wheezing proof that you can do a hell of a lot worse for a world champ than Justin Credible.
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Post by Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby on May 30, 2023 7:09:57 GMT -5
Dude big. Dude win.
It actually ticks me off because by all rights, a retro promotion focused on simpler heavyweight wrestling should be a niche that I am into, but Corgan is so obviously here for the ugliest possible reasons to run such a promotion.
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Post by Viking Hall on May 30, 2023 7:52:49 GMT -5
wouldn't be surprised if he's hitching his wagon to SAsaurus because he knows that literally no one else wants him, so he doesn't have to worry about the immobile slug beast leaving him. Like when Heyman started throwing the title at like Justin Credible. Tyrus is living, wheezing proof that you can do a hell of a lot worse for a world champ than Justin Credible. Amazingly, Justin Credible is actually younger than Tyrus too! Probably still 100x the worker Tyrus is too, despite being long since retired.
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Post by Red Mage Riot on May 30, 2023 7:54:53 GMT -5
It's really not a wonder that in a wrestling climate where Forbidden Doors have been knocked down most everywhere and crossovers are happening with so many different promotions and talent, that NWA is one of the ones where it feels like the doors been bolted shut lmfao Just absolutely baffling thinking, of all people to continue to go to bat for, at least when it comes to Khan, CM Punk is still realistically a draw that can still wrestle... why the f*** would you ever stick up for Tyrus... a guy who didn't draw when he was f***ing 15 years YOUNGER than he is now and is a much more garbage individual?? NWA actually had something for a split second... but they've lost it, big time. Yeah, you and I have gone back and forth on it a ton, I disagree with pretty much every step of how TK's handled Punk, but at it's core, I get it. The dude's a pain in the ass, but he's a financially viable pain in the ass. Tyrus is a never-was sex pest, and I'm not sure why he's the hill Corgan is willing to die on.
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Post by XIII on May 30, 2023 8:50:18 GMT -5
There is 100% of a market for a throwback booked promotion under the NWA banner. That said Billy Pumpkins isn’t the guy to make it happen. Tyrus as champion is straight up ass. There is absolutely zero reason for this dude to be in the wrestling business much champion of any supposedly legitimate promotion. He was a midcard guy that was over for a hot minute as a dancing fat guy. He looks like a 30 pound bag of shit physically, can barely move, and was never any good as a wrestler or promo. I don’t get it.
Someone with some sense should buy it and reboot this fiasco.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 30, 2023 8:53:14 GMT -5
wouldn't be surprised if he's hitching his wagon to SAsaurus because he knows that literally no one else wants him, so he doesn't have to worry about the immobile slug beast leaving him. Like when Heyman started throwing the title at like Justin Credible. Tyrus is living, wheezing proof that you can do a hell of a lot worse for a world champ than Justin Credible. At least Credible could work, and the Impact Players were a good team.
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Post by Savage Gambino on May 30, 2023 9:00:42 GMT -5
Need a word for it that's like the opposite of ambition cause Wild how he keeps saying some version of "if you don't want Tyrus, don't watch NWA" like it's some sort of mic drop line. Meanwhile, NWA couldn't be more irrelevant. Even with Bloatus dragging the Ten Pounds of Gold onto Fox News late night in front of an audience of 70 year olds who fell asleep long before his show came on.
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Post by XIII on May 30, 2023 9:02:36 GMT -5
Did this dude really just compare Tyrus and Trevor Murdoch to Brock Lesnar and Bobby Lashley? LMAO
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Post by Sephiroth on May 30, 2023 9:40:55 GMT -5
Cordon strikes me as Tony Khan with a lot less money
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Post by Fundertaker on May 30, 2023 9:47:37 GMT -5
Cordon strikes me as Tony Khan with a lot less money A lot less money, a lot less clout, a lot less ambition, a lot less of talent for the business... ... a lot more of a bitch...
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on May 30, 2023 9:57:40 GMT -5
Whole section in that article on Tyrus, and not one mention of the sexual harassment controversies. Total puff piece. From the New York Post?! Shocked I tells you.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on May 30, 2023 10:02:54 GMT -5
Cordon strikes me as Tony Khan with a lot less money CM Punk has shown to draw fans, Tyrus has shown to draw Sexual Harassment suits. He's Tony Khan with a head injury and less money.
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Post by Sephiroth on May 30, 2023 10:02:56 GMT -5
Cordon strikes me as Tony Khan with a lot less money A lot less money, a lot less clout, a lot less ambition, a lot less of talent for the business... ... a lot more of a bitch... Tutus: “I’m old, I’m fat, I’m a jerk, and I work got a ******* loser.”
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 30, 2023 10:12:15 GMT -5
wouldn't be surprised if he's hitching his wagon to SAsaurus because he knows that literally no one else wants him, so he doesn't have to worry about the immobile slug beast leaving him. Like when Heyman started throwing the title at like Justin Credible. Tyrus is living, wheezing proof that you can do a hell of a lot worse for a world champ than Justin Credible. Oh yeah, given the choice between the two of them Justin all the way... I'm just kinda pointing out the reasons as to why he likely is hitching his wagon to Tyrus.
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Post by Fake Jesus on May 30, 2023 10:50:21 GMT -5
i'm still caught up in tyrus being f***ing fifty. Does that mean this ten tonne sack of shit was f***ing FORTY when they were trying to make him the new hype hoss in WWE??
As in, he's THE SAME AGE AS MATT BLOOM?
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Post by XIII on May 30, 2023 11:02:51 GMT -5
i'm still caught up in tyrus being f***ing fifty. Does that mean this ten tonne sack of shit was f***ing FORTY when they were trying to make him the new hype hoss in WWE?? As in, he's THE SAME AGE AS MATT BLOOM? George Gorilla was in developmental forever I think. lol
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on May 30, 2023 11:47:47 GMT -5
Need a word for it that's like the opposite of ambition cause Well, when he puts it like that, my name is Von Wagner's Brownies and I am a sports entertainment fan!
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on May 30, 2023 11:51:42 GMT -5
Booking Tyrus as your World Champ is one thing, booking a 50 year old Tyrus as your World Champ is in a whole other ballpark of delusion. The Funkasaurus is 50!!!!?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 30, 2023 12:21:31 GMT -5
I remember buying 'Melloncollie and the Infinite Sadness' on cassette (!) way back when.
And the guy who wrote 'Tonight Tonight' is now pushing flipping Tyrus.
Folks, if you live long enough, you will see some shit, that's for sure.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on May 30, 2023 12:26:22 GMT -5
Huh...I've been watching wrestling for around 35 years, and all this time, I wasn't an actual wrestling fan. Well, at least now I know that, thanks for clarifying, Billy. *sigh*...I guess it's time to move on.
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