Deez Nuts Prove It

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Quite the statement from new tag team champion Ronda Rousey. 

[Lizuka #BLM]

Shout out to Shotzi being 10,000 years late to break up a pin then attacking her own tag partner for no reason.

[mistery]

May 29, 2023 22:22:13 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Shout out to Shotzi being 10,000 years late to break up a pin then attacking her own tag partner for no reason.

Shotzi was absolute garbage in that match and there's speculation she might have hurt Bayley by crashing full force into her shoulder, the same one Bayley has constantly had problems with. The only decent women in that match were Chelsea Green and Iyo Sky, tbh. Everyone else was varying levels of lost.

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

I'm still thinking about Corey Graves describing one of the most well known Judo practitioners to ever live who literally walked out wearing her Gi and does armbars for a living as "a car who knows Jiu Jitsu"

Here comes Kurt Angle the Jeep Cherokee who knows Systema

[Allie Kitsune]

May 29, 2023 22:29:25 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

I'm still thinking about Corey Graves describing one of the most well known Judo practitioners to ever live who literally walked out wearing her Gi and does armbars for a living as "a car who knows Jiu Jitsu"

Here comes Kurt Angle the Jeep Cherokee who knows Systema

Now, now, Fighting Game Law says that only 13 year old girls who stand like 4'9" can know Systema.

[häšhtå.gdālėÿ]

I just found out this lady is going to be on a reality show called “STARS ON MARS” where celebrities are …. On a Mars set / simulator? And there’s a robot dog and also William Shatner.

[Super Duper Dragunov]

May 29, 2023 22:55:00 GMT -5 häšhtå.gdālėÿ said:

I just found out this lady is going to be on a reality show called “STARS ON MARS” where celebrities are …. On a Mars set / simulator? And there’s a robot dog and also William Shatner.

Well she wins by default then right? She'll have the home field advantage.

[ayumidah]

I was trying to convince myself I was hearing things when she said that.

[mrtuesday]

Whoever wrote that line for her should be fired.

If Rousey ad-libbed that, she should be fired.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

May 29, 2023 22:29:25 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

I'm still thinking about Corey Graves describing one of the most well known Judo practitioners to ever live who literally walked out wearing her Gi and does armbars for a living as "a car who knows Jiu Jitsu"

Here comes Kurt Angle the Jeep Cherokee who knows Systema

Won the Paris-Dakar Rally with a broken freakin’ driveshaft, it’s true.

[Zombie Mod]

May 29, 2023 22:29:25 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

I'm still thinking about Corey Graves describing one of the most well known Judo practitioners to ever live who literally walked out wearing her Gi and does armbars for a living as "a car who knows Jiu Jitsu"

Here comes Kurt Angle the Jeep Cherokee who knows Systema

when asked about this Kurt answered with only three words "Got hacked AGAIN!"

[Ben Wyatt]

I hate Shayna/Ronda as champs for 3 reasons:

1)This reign is going to be boring as f***.
2) Ronda has regressed in-ring to a staggering degree
3) Shayna deserves better. Like, I've said it before: She can be what they thought they were getting from Ronda when they signed her.  She's better in ring, and while by no means a promo wizard, is light years better than Ronda

[mistery]

May 30, 2023 6:10:07 GMT -5 Ben Wyatt said:

I hate Shayna/Ronda as champs for 3 reasons:

1)This reign is going to be boring as f***.
2) Ronda has regressed in-ring to a staggering degree
3) Shayna deserves better. Like, I've said it before: She can be what they thought they were getting from Ronda when they signed her.  She's better in ring, and while by no means a promo wizard, is light years better than Ronda

Don't forget that when they eventually do lose the titles, the odds of Ronda putting them over clean is pretty much zero. Either Shayna will eat the pin, or Ronda will lose via a flukey rollup. Because it seems like every time Ronda loses a match, she vanishes for a long period of time before coming back, which leads me to believe she absolutely hates losing even in a scripted sport. She had this same bad attitude in the UFC/MMA world.

[Push R Truth]

May 29, 2023 22:55:00 GMT -5 häšhtå.gdālėÿ said:

I just found out this lady is going to be on a reality show called “STARS ON MARS” where celebrities are …. On a Mars set / simulator? And there’s a robot dog and also William Shatner.

Please lord I hope Bigfoot shows up. It would make me happy. So very, very happy.

[tenshi]

May 29, 2023 22:55:00 GMT -5 häšhtå.gdālėÿ said:

I just found out this lady is going to be on a reality show called “STARS ON MARS” where celebrities are …. On a Mars set / simulator? And there’s a robot dog and also William Shatner.

Did Ronda got her ass to Mars?

[Lizuka #BLM]

May 30, 2023 7:34:40 GMT -5 mistery said:

May 30, 2023 6:10:07 GMT -5 Ben Wyatt said:

I hate Shayna/Ronda as champs for 3 reasons:

1)This reign is going to be boring as f***.
2) Ronda has regressed in-ring to a staggering degree
3) Shayna deserves better. Like, I've said it before: She can be what they thought they were getting from Ronda when they signed her.  She's better in ring, and while by no means a promo wizard, is light years better than Ronda

Don't forget that when they eventually do lose the titles, the odds of Ronda putting them over clean is pretty much zero. Either Shayna will eat the pin, or Ronda will lose via a flukey rollup. Because it seems like every time Ronda loses a match, she vanishes for a long period of time before coming back, which leads me to believe she absolutely hates losing even in a scripted sport. She had this same bad attitude in the UFC/MMA world.

I mean when she lost to Liv she was only gone for like a month.

[Super Duper Dragunov]

May 30, 2023 6:10:07 GMT -5 Ben Wyatt said:

I hate Shayna/Ronda as champs for 3 reasons:

1)This reign is going to be boring as f***.
2) Ronda has regressed in-ring to a staggering degree
3) Shayna deserves better. Like, I've said it before: She can be what they thought they were getting from Ronda when they signed her.  She's better in ring, and while by no means a promo wizard, is light years better than Ronda

1000% agree.

If they put the time and effort into Shayna she could be something special for the division.

She's got the ability, the look, and hell her promos aren't amazing, but the ones she cut in NXT as champ were a million years better than anything Ronda has done.
Like her NXT video packages were really, really good. I remember quoting them b/c she'd have some killer one-liners in them.

[Lizuka #BLM]

Honestly I can pretty much never get on board with the idea of pushing Shayna because of how godawfully f***ing boring her NXT title runs were.

[Ben Wyatt]

May 30, 2023 8:52:54 GMT -5 Super Duper Dragunov said:

May 30, 2023 6:10:07 GMT -5 Ben Wyatt said:

I hate Shayna/Ronda as champs for 3 reasons:

1)This reign is going to be boring as f***.
2) Ronda has regressed in-ring to a staggering degree
3) Shayna deserves better. Like, I've said it before: She can be what they thought they were getting from Ronda when they signed her.  She's better in ring, and while by no means a promo wizard, is light years better than Ronda

1000% agree.

If they put the time and effort into Shayna she could be something special for the division.

She's got the ability, the look, and hell her promos aren't amazing, but the ones she cut in NXT as champ were a million years better than anything Ronda has done.
Like her NXT video packages were really, really good. I remember quoting them b/c she'd have some killer one-liners in them.

And she's shown in some non kayfabe stuff that she has this....dorky charisma. She could be a face if done right

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

Ronda has embraces her 80ies villain role and Shayna is her right hand man