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Post by Hypnosis on Aug 17, 2023 19:14:59 GMT -5
Gods, EC3 looks like he's injected roids into his face like botox. His freakin' nose has muscles!! He may look like a mutant now, but I'm still rooting for him to beat Tyrus.
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Post by Gunhaver on Aug 18, 2023 12:04:59 GMT -5
A Facebook group I’m in has alerted me that Tyrus is doing a standup comedy tour: The group has mostly been goofing on him since ticket sales have apparently been slow going for some shows. I’m hoping this career takes off for him though. I mean there’s tons of shitty standup comedians. He’s much easier to ignore doing that and it’d liberate the NWA title. It's very nice of him to promote the struggling upstart that is Fox News on his poster. I hear they really need the help right now.
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Post by Dragonfly on Aug 19, 2023 10:54:25 GMT -5
I'm 100% convinced that Night Two ends with whoever wins being ambushed by as someone problematic. Marty maybe. I could also see f***ing Gunner because Billy's gonna Billy.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Aug 19, 2023 11:09:48 GMT -5
I'm 100% convinced that Night Two ends with whoever wins being ambushed by as someone problematic. Marty maybe. I could also see f***ing Gunner because Billy's gonna Billy. Watch as he puts the title on a Fox News personality with zero wrestling experience, and gets a better match from them.
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Post by MC Blowfish on Aug 19, 2023 14:02:24 GMT -5
Gods, EC3 looks like he's injected roids into his face like botox. His freakin' nose has muscles!! That's amazing. Dude is going the Billy Graham route. He's going to be broken down if he makes it to an old man.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Aug 21, 2023 20:44:44 GMT -5
A Facebook group I’m in has alerted me that Tyrus is doing a standup comedy tour: The group has mostly been goofing on him since ticket sales have apparently been slow going for some shows. I’m hoping this career takes off for him though. I mean there’s tons of shitty standup comedians. He’s much easier to ignore doing that and it’d liberate the NWA title. Tickets are available now regardless
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Post by salz4life on Aug 22, 2023 12:24:37 GMT -5
Don't get everyone's hopes up now. Gods, EC3 looks like he's injected roids into his face like botox. His nose looks like he got punched in the nose and it just simply absorbed it and he probably didn't feel it.
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Post by salz4life on Aug 22, 2023 12:27:30 GMT -5
Tyrus' comedy tour should produce some fun clips of him getting no reaction, even from the people who paid to see him knowing what a POS he is. It always happens when these talking heads do comedy tours, there are always moments where they're all but saying 'Please clap?' There's a reason successful comics spend years honing their game, doing terrible gigs, learning to deal with hostile crowds and finding what works and doesn't, very few people have successfully just decided to go 'I'm a comedian now' and made it work. He looks like someone tried to carve EC3 out of a log using a chainsaw. Heck, Ilana Glazer who is very funny in non-standup settings, put out a special a few years and it was bad. One of the reviewers I remember said something like, “She comes off like when you have a friend over in high school and your mom wants to make jokes and be the funny mom, and you just want her to go away.” It’s the same as when celebs try to do podcasts. Some are good or at least have a loyal enough fanbase to claim some success. But plenty try to coast off their prior fame and the show dies quickly. Tyrus is no Ilana Glazer and the “mainstream success” he could try to coast off is more laughable than anything in his set will be. Stand up seems to be a different animal all together. It's one thing to be funny in a social setting. It's a completely different thing to be on a stage with all eyes on you and perform.
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Post by XIII on Aug 22, 2023 12:41:16 GMT -5
I can all but guarantee that Tyrus’ stand up will be him riffing on woke and political stuff while getting GASSED in the first 30 seconds
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Post by tirtefaa on Aug 22, 2023 12:52:37 GMT -5
When did EC3 turn into Kurrgan?
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Aug 22, 2023 14:06:24 GMT -5
Shoutouts to Bull Rope Matches between two dudes struggling to pull themselves out of bed every morning that now have a rope to deal with.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 22, 2023 14:14:33 GMT -5
A Facebook group I’m in has alerted me that Tyrus is doing a standup comedy tour: The group has mostly been goofing on him since ticket sales have apparently been slow going for some shows. I’m hoping this career takes off for him though. I mean there’s tons of shitty standup comedians. He’s much easier to ignore doing that and it’d liberate the NWA title. Tickets are available now regardless You expect me to be surprised?
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Post by chazraps on Aug 22, 2023 16:10:39 GMT -5
Even by Tyrus standards, this is exceptionally vile. I watched the full clip and, he doesn't even really say it like a joke.
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Post by XIII on Aug 22, 2023 16:14:06 GMT -5
SOMEONE HAD SEX WITH TYRUS!?
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Post by Bo Rida on Aug 22, 2023 16:32:58 GMT -5
Even by Tyrus standards, this is exceptionally vile. I watched the full clip and, he doesn't even really say it like a joke. Interesting interview with Billy Corgan: Q. The NWA has a big milestone coming up. You’ve been such a champion for this brand. What are you most proud of since acquiring the company? Billy: I’m most proud we put respect back on the name. When I bought it, people thought it didn’t make sense at all. I’ve had to navigate issues through that. People think it’s an old-school throwback brand. I’ve said transparently that I’m trying to navigate this thing into the 21st century. www.tvinsider.com/1102060/billy-corgan-national-wrestling-alliance-75th-anniversary-smashing-pumpkins/
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on Aug 22, 2023 16:59:01 GMT -5
Even by Tyrus standards, this is exceptionally vile. I watched the full clip and, he doesn't even really say it like a joke. Even if it were a joke, it'd be unacceptable. As one of the replies said: "Sounds like he might not have kids for long if he’s threatening to beat them."
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Post by cassonova on Aug 22, 2023 17:08:18 GMT -5
Even by Tyrus standards, this is exceptionally vile. I watched the full clip and, he doesn't even really say it like a joke. I thought about posting that, but was technically unsure of where the line was politically. An abhorrent interview, proving without a doubt the man is 500lbs of sh*t in a 400lb bag.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Aug 22, 2023 17:14:32 GMT -5
"I'd beat my children" is something that ought to be able to transcend political lines to just be an abhorrent scumbag thing to say. It's hateful, it's cruel, and it's the mindset of someone who is a f***ing danger to his own children.
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Post by bob on Aug 22, 2023 18:09:44 GMT -5
Tyrus: bad wrestler, even worse human being
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Aug 22, 2023 19:35:55 GMT -5
Even by Tyrus standards, this is exceptionally vile. I watched the full clip and, he doesn't even really say it like a joke. It’s okay, everyone, the kids will be fine. Tyrus would have to catch them before he could assault them, and we know that isn’t going to happen.
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