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Post by random420 on Mar 24, 2024 7:57:15 GMT -5
Kind of surprised that noone mentioned Thunder and Lightning, a Puerto Rico Tag Team that been doing the Kane lookalike gimmick since 2000.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 24, 2024 10:08:48 GMT -5
FAN,
Your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except what they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds.
All minds, FAN, whether they be smarks or marks, are little. In this great universe of ours, FAN is an insect, an ant, in it’s intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.
Yes, FAN, there is a Blue Kane. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to our life its highest beauty and joy.
Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Blue Kane! It would be as dreary as if there were no FANs. There would be no online discussion then, no posting, no debates to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which the IWC fills the world would be extinguished.
Not believe in Blue Kane? You might as well not believe in dirt sheets. You might get your moderator to hire bot accounts to watch all the forums on the Internet to catch Blue Kane, but even if they did not see Blue Kane coming down the aisle, what would that prove?
Nobody sees Blue Kane, but that is no sign that there is no Blue Kane. The most real things in the world are those that neither posters nor moderators can see.
Did you ever see a Green Kane join Degeneration-X? Of course not, but that's no proof that did not happen. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders that are unseen and unseeable in the world.
You track down the Dave Meltzers and see where they get their gossip from, but there is a rumor mill about the unseen world which not the smartest smark, or even the united efforts of all the smartest smarks that ever lived, could track down. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that source and view and picture the supernatural beauty and glory beyond.
Is it all real? Ah, FAN, in all this world there is nothing else as real and abiding.
No Blue Kane? Thank Ric Flair he lives and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, maybe 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the hearts of wrestling fans.
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Post by rainandlava on Mar 29, 2024 21:05:40 GMT -5
...Is Blue Kane a fan of Blue Moon Ice Cream?
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