There is a Blue Kane.

[Lupin the Third]

And he's trending on Twitter.

And he has a match on YouTube.



I, for one, welcome our blue, monstrous, frozen overlord. May his reign be long, destructive, and full of ice cream.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

I now need all Kane colors of the rainbow to start showing up

[Allie Kitsune]

I had a friend who'd always make a Blue Kane CAW back in the day, but he called him "Gas Face".

[sdoyle7798]

So, can we finally get the Green Kane?

And, since it appears Kanes of different colors most have a color themed entrance song, I suggest "It Aint Easy Bein' Green" for Green Kane.

The DX theme, or any variation thereof, is too on the nose.

[sarkerpolseng]

Kinda badass, tbh.

[Instant Classic]

I followed him on Twitter lmao.

[wildojinx]

Is he going to team with a Blue Taker and form the Blues Brothers of Destruction?

[Mozenrath]

I love that A. his backstory involves cold instead of fire, as does his powers, and B. that he's really leaned into it on twitter.

I do wonder if a Yellow Kane has electricity powers or what, and what powers the fabled Green Kane would have. Maybe give him those collapsible flowers magicians have and say he has plant powers. Well, that, or go the route of making him use a bunch of weed jokes.

[This Player Hating Mothman]

That one Indian kid who wrote a Blue Kane theme song is probably psyched as f*** right now

[Chiral]

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

We need a good soul to shell out money so we can see an Orange Cassidy vs Blue Kane match somwhere tbh

GCW get on that

[Instant Classic]

I wanted Kane to have blue attire when he was drafted to Smackdown in 2006 lmao

[Heartbreaker]

On Christmas, they need to give us Candy Kane.

Jul 2, 2023 1:41:21 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

We need a good soul to shell out money so we can see an Orange Cassidy vs Blue Kane match somwhere tbh

GCW get on that

I always thought they needed to have Orange Cassidy's family members show up. His triplet brothers Lemon and Lime, little sister Clementine.

[Sephiroth]

Jul 1, 2023 22:09:57 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

I now need all Kane colors of the rainbow to start showing up

Just because I’m a pink Kane doesn’t mean I’m a pink donut eater.

But it is tempting.

[Rumble McSkirmish]

Jul 1, 2023 22:09:57 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

I now need all Kane colors of the rainbow to start showing up

And on their off days they can fight against intergalactic monsters and other supernatural threats as: The Mighty Morphin Power Kanegers

[XIII]

Please tell me that Jerry Bakewell is a fake Jerry Blackwell. LMAO

[eJm]

The best thing about Blue Kane is him constantly ragging on “Red” Kane. It’s just funny.

[Sir Woodrow]

Jul 2, 2023 2:06:29 GMT -5 Heartbreaker said:

On Christmas, they need to give us Candy Kane.

Jul 2, 2023 1:41:21 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

We need a good soul to shell out money so we can see an Orange Cassidy vs Blue Kane match somwhere tbh

GCW get on that

I always thought they needed to have Orange Cassidy's family members show up. His triplet brothers Lemon and Lime, little sister Clementine.

And his uncle, a Vince McMahon parody called Grapefruit

[FHgrad99]

Then he turns heel and tries to freeze Mark Calloway in a block of ice.

[Hypnosis]