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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jul 9, 2023 10:29:08 GMT -5
Matt Cardona is asking to wrestle Blue Kane and how he can make it happen. He should put Blue Kane in a wheelchair and throw him off a stage. I think Matt tweeted him saying he would do that to him, lol
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Post by CeilingFan on Jul 9, 2023 14:36:18 GMT -5
I am surprised that WWE is allowing him to use the gimmick.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 9, 2023 16:35:33 GMT -5
Some promotion needs to go the full hog and do a Mortal Kombat palette swap type battle royal featuring Kane's of all colors. Book it you cowards. Orange Kane can be Taz in a Kane mask.
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Post by CMWaters on Jul 9, 2023 17:09:23 GMT -5
Some promotion needs to go the full hog and do a Mortal Kombat palette swap type battle royal featuring Kane's of all colors. Book it you cowards. Hogan is seeing if he can get a yellow Kane outfit made.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jul 10, 2023 9:05:02 GMT -5
See if we can get him with Luke Gallows and Glenn Jacobs for 1 night.
The Co-Kanes!
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Jul 10, 2023 9:08:29 GMT -5
Some promotion needs to go the full hog and do a Mortal Kombat palette swap type battle royal featuring Kane's of all colors. Book it you cowards. Hogan is seeing if he can get a yellow Kane outfit made. Bring them to Effy's Big Gay Brunch and have the debut of the dominant stable known as KANEBOW.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 10, 2023 12:52:58 GMT -5
So is Blue Kane the polar opposite of Glen Jacobs? Glenn Jacobs is an avowed libertarian. He has didn’t the past week debating with himself over whether or not filing a copyright suit would constitute a violation of his principles. Blue Kane don’t give none.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 10, 2023 12:56:16 GMT -5
Some promotion needs to go the full hog and do a Mortal Kombat palette swap type battle royal featuring Kane's of all colors. Book it you cowards. Hogan is seeing if he can get a yellow Kane outfit made. Well let me tell ya something brother! The Hulkster is totally the real father of Kane, dude. Paul Beater just claimed he was because he wanted to rude on the Hulkster’s coattails Jack! Because only the power of hulkamania can create a man with supernatural power over flames, the Hulkster has had an affinity for fire ever since he was supposed to be a grill spokesman dude!
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jul 10, 2023 15:58:31 GMT -5
I've mentioned this before but Glenn Jacobs was my High School History teachers college roommate. At the point Glenn was really into The Doors and he wrote bad love poems.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jul 10, 2023 17:01:06 GMT -5
I've mentioned this before but Glenn Jacobs was my High School History teachers college roommate. At the point Glenn was really into The Doors and he wrote bad love poems. Somehow, I'm not surprised:
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jul 12, 2023 3:16:03 GMT -5
Well someone has seen the Heart of Ice episode of Batman TAS... I'm pretty sure this is a joke, but still.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 12, 2023 6:16:34 GMT -5
Does Blue Kane get into a feud over a spilled cup of tea?
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jul 12, 2023 6:33:19 GMT -5
wait what? Probably not the the place for this but I never heard that... but kinda disappointing if true. Check his Twitter likes. Some nasty stuff there and not just "different political opinions" nasty I was braced for the expected transphobia and shit but certainly not the, "The only purpose of women is reproduction," shit. F*** this dude on every possible level.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 12, 2023 6:46:23 GMT -5
I need to see a World War 3 Style Kane Battle Royal. Blue Kane, Green Kane, Yellow Kane, etc Happy Kane, Sad Kane, Horny Kane, Depressed Kane, etc Santa Kane, Father Time Kane, Easter Bunny Kane, Midsummer Kane, etc Electric Kane, Wind Kane, Earth Kane, etc Then dust off some classics like Baby Kane, Super Kane, Son of Kane, SSJ Kane, Spider Kane, Nic Cage Kane, Kane Machine, El Kane, Mini Kane and Space Kane
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jul 12, 2023 7:04:34 GMT -5
I need to see a World War 3 Style Kane Battle Royal. Blue Kane, Green Kane, Yellow Kane, etc Happy Kane, Sad Kane, Horny Kane, Depressed Kane, etc Santa Kane, Father Time Kane, Easter Bunny Kane, Midsummer Kane, etc Electric Kane, Wind Kane, Earth Kane, etc Then dust off some classics like Baby Kane, Super Kane, Son of Kane, SSJ Kane, Spider Kane, Nic Cage Kane, Kane Machine, El Kane, Mini Kane and Space Kane Alex Kane beats every single one of them, because Boma-Ye is For the People.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 12, 2023 7:33:39 GMT -5
Check his Twitter likes. Some nasty stuff there and not just "different political opinions" nasty I was braced for the expected transphobia and shit but certainly not the, "The only purpose of women is reproduction," shit. F*** this dude on every possible level. Snitsky, not the hero we deserved-but the hero we needed
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Post by The Barber on Jul 12, 2023 7:46:30 GMT -5
I need to see a World War 3 Style Kane Battle Royal. Blue Kane, Green Kane, Yellow Kane, etc Happy Kane, Sad Kane, Horny Kane, Depressed Kane, etc Santa Kane, Father Time Kane, Easter Bunny Kane, Midsummer Kane, etc Electric Kane, Wind Kane, Earth Kane, etc Then dust off some classics like Baby Kane, Super Kane, Son of Kane, SSJ Kane, Spider Kane, Nic Cage Kane, Kane Machine, El Kane, Mini Kane and Space Kane How about a normal 'citizen' winning?
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 12, 2023 9:26:44 GMT -5
I need to see a World War 3 Style Kane Battle Royal. Blue Kane, Green Kane, Yellow Kane, etc Happy Kane, Sad Kane, Horny Kane, Depressed Kane, etc Santa Kane, Father Time Kane, Easter Bunny Kane, Midsummer Kane, etc Electric Kane, Wind Kane, Earth Kane, etc Then dust off some classics like Baby Kane, Super Kane, Son of Kane, SSJ Kane, Spider Kane, Nic Cage Kane, Kane Machine, El Kane, Mini Kane and Space Kane How about a normal 'citizen' winning? I'll allow it... but only if he pulls Rosebud out of the crowd and beats the shit out all the Kanes.
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Post by PTBartman on Jul 12, 2023 9:39:25 GMT -5
How about a normal 'citizen' winning? I'll allow it... but only if he pulls Rosebud out of the crowd and beats the shit out all the Kanes. Kaneswoggle drags Rosebud out from under the ring and hands it to him.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 12, 2023 10:06:35 GMT -5
I'll allow it... but only if he pulls Rosebud out of the crowd and beats the shit out all the Kanes. Kaneswoggle drags Rosebud out from under the ring and hands it to him. Exactly. But it has to happen after the Kaneledy Kaner pops out of the giant demon egg and dances with Mean Kane. That spot is crucial to the storytelling of the match.
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