AEW Rampage 7/28/23 - DESTINED TO DO THIS FOREVER

[Celexa Bliss 54]

It's Friday, you know what that means...

This is Rampage, baby...

Yes, it's AEW Rampage! We are in Albany, NY, and as we roll towards All Out, here's what's on tap:

TAG TEAM ELIMINATOR BATTLE ROYALE - Jay Lethal and Satnam Singh, Big Bill and Brian Cage, The Hardys, Brother Zay and Ethan Page, The Butcher and The Blade, Daddy Magic and Cool Hand Ang, Christopher Daniels and Matt Sydal, and Spanish Announce Project

Nyla Rose vs. Hikaru Shida

Komander vs. Kip Sabian

THE KINGDOM WILL BE IN ACTION

All this comes your way tonight at 10PM ET on TNT!

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A Rampage that will be blessed with Mike Bennett jokes, but no Scorpio Sky jokes

The world knew we couldn't handle a show with both

[Instant Classic]

Spoiler for the Scorpio thing…. How??

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

For the record, they are acknowledging the match change so it's not a spoiler:

[Celexa Bliss 54]

Jul 27, 2023 20:43:50 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

For the record, they are acknowledging the match change so it's not a spoiler:

Cool. I hadn't seen official acknowledgement when I made the thread, but I'll change it now.

[Celexa Bliss 54]

Although, I have to wonder: If Scorpio wasn't cleared to compete, why even announce him in the first place? They had to know prior to the card rundown, so why not just announce Komander vs. Kip?

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Jul 27, 2023 21:37:25 GMT -5 Celexa Bliss 54 said:

Although, I have to wonder: If Scorpio wasn't cleared to compete, why even announce him in the first place? They had to know prior to the card rundown, so why not just announce Komander vs. Kip?

Alvarez on Observer Live said he was told Sky hurt himself the day of the show so it may have been pretty last minute. He also said they thought he was badly hurt at first but it looked better the day after. 

[Doo Doo Dickhead]

Sky comes back from injury and attacks Action Andretti because, "YOU DIDN'T EVEN TEXT ME ONCE!"

[CeilingFan]

It's good to see Jeff Hardy again. I am still hoping for Hardys vs Acclaimed in the future!

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

I'm down for Rampage to become the battle royal show.

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

Jul 28, 2023 6:42:42 GMT -5 Doo Doo Dickhead said:

Sky comes back from injury and attacks Action Andretti because, "YOU DIDN'T EVEN TEXT ME ONCE!"

You wouldn't accept my party invite on The Series X

[dynamitekidd]

Wow Nyla Rose vs Shida brings back memories of early AEW. Will have to check that out.

[bob]

DENZEL RIGHT NOW!

KING KONG BUNDY AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!!!

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Denzel Washington just got gunned down

WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR RAMPAAAAAGE!!

[Doo Doo Dickhead]

WHAT'S UP FELLOW RAMMERS!

[Dub H]

It was a bad card short of Nyla vs Shida. Now that we have Kommander instead of sky I will actually watch

[Celexa Bliss 54]

Facetious stands, wielding the Infinity Gauntlet...

*Raises shield*

RAMMERS!!!!!

* Doo Doo Dickhead looks up, then extends his hand, summoning his hammer. Hypnosis flies down in his metal suit. bob enlarges and turns green.
Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] raises his bow and arrow. Chiral flips through the air and lands in a pose. Cyno and markymark, fly overhead, arming
their respective missiles. "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik summons telekinetic energy and This Player Hating Mothman floats down from the sky, while Spider2024 swings in. Injustice45 creates a magical shield with their hands. Indiana Miz shrinks down to ant size, ready to fight. They all gather in a line next to Celexa Bliss 54, ready for the command...*

ASSEMBLE!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQHiuns6zKA

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IT'S BATTLE ROYAL TIME!! AGAIN!!

[bob]

THIS IS RAMPAGE BABY!

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GIMME BIG BILL VS SATNAM!!