🔵 SmackDown/Level Up 7/28 Thread: Waller Fears Bingo

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Scheduled for tonight:

*Latino World Order stablemates Rey Mysterio and Santos Escobar collide in a #1 US Contender match
*Keep Karl and Karrion (which probably would've been the subtitle if I wasn't on a real Bluey kick right now), it's Anderson v Kross in a bout with match of the year potential
*The little bald girl with no lollypop keeps on stalking Bayley (presumably)
*Roman Reigns appeared last week, so he's probably not on this week, thus this part of the build for TRIBAL COMBAAAAAT at SummerSlam will be largely carried by Jey Uso (presumably)
*LA Knight is still really over despite not really doing anything substantial to this point, and that probably won't change tonight (presumably)

All that, and Grayson Waller continues his crusade against quality children's television by putting a My Little Pony's head in someone's bed, TONIGHT on SmackDown! Following that will be Level Up, featuring:

*Duke Hudson v Luca Crusifino
*Ivy Nile v Karmen Petrovic (televised debut)
*Ikemen Jiro v Damon Kemp

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More people getting obsessed with Bluey is what I want. If all of FAN gets into that show we can start a revolution, seriously this show is really that good, it's such a comforting, funny, and sometimes really emotional watch

Oh and it's fitting we made the references for the Blue(y) brand

[Doo Doo is Worse Than WCW 2000]

Looks like a big LVL Up tonight, Carefree Beach Life Gritizen!

[Hypnosis]

www.tiktok.com/@_curtis_p/video/7258490245262626094

[Bang Bang Bart]

Bluey’s the real big dog. Sorry, Tribal Chief.

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

So.. are they really going with this boring ass Rey/Santos match or does LA Knight take out one of them?

[Doo Doo is Worse Than WCW 2000]

Jul 28, 2023 17:09:59 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

So.. are they really going with this boring ass Rey/Santos match or does LA Knight take out one of them?

Yes.

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Jul 28, 2023 17:21:26 GMT -5 Doo Doo is Worse Than WCW 2000 said:

Jul 28, 2023 17:09:59 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

So.. are they really going with this boring ass Rey/Santos match or does LA Knight take out one of them?

Yes.

Bastards. Screams electronically.

[XIII]

Too hot to leave the house so I’ll be watching SmackDown shitposting as is tradition.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

“Explain why Rey Mysterio v Santos Escobar is going to be actually bad WITHOUT referencing LA Knight” challenge: Impossible

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Jul 28, 2023 17:25:35 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

“Explain why Rey Mysterio v Santos Escobar is going to be actually bad WITHOUT referencing LA Knight” challenge: Impossible

How would it be impossible?

The LWO isn't ready to be broken up at this point, even if it isn't getting Santos over at all. They break it up, they're throwing all of them except Rey into no man's land and neither of these two are particularly exciting choices to take the belt off Theory when it should've happened months ago. Almost any of the other match participants besides these two would've been a better and more intriguing match, LA Knight aside. You can also quote.

[Defrebel - White Pony]

Karmen Petrovic


(language + Michael Rappaport warning) 

[Hypnosis]

Jul 28, 2023 17:23:18 GMT -5 XIII said:

Too hot to leave the house so I’ll be watching SmackDown shitposting as is tradition.

Guess what the weather I have right now is?

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}

[Doo Doo is Worse Than WCW 2000]

Jul 28, 2023 17:23:18 GMT -5 XIII said:

Too hot to leave the house so I’ll be watching SmackDown shitposting as is tradition.

I feel terrible for the people around here who still don't have power after that storm from a few days ago.

[Bang Bang Bart]

Jul 28, 2023 17:28:59 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

Jul 28, 2023 17:25:35 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

“Explain why Rey Mysterio v Santos Escobar is going to be actually bad WITHOUT referencing LA Knight” challenge: Impossible

How would it be impossible?

The LWO isn't ready to be broken up at this point, even if it isn't getting Santos over at all. They break it up, they're throwing all of them except Rey into no man's land and neither of these two are particularly exciting choices to take the belt off Theory when it should've happened months ago. Almost any of the other match participants besides these two would've been a better and more intriguing match, LA Knight aside. You can also quote.

Maybe it’s possible Rey and Santos fight without any animosity and see who the better wrestler is

[Doo Doo is Worse Than WCW 2000]

I'm really tired, but I just CAN'T miss the Karrion Kross vs. Karl Anderson live experience.

[Doo Doo is Worse Than WCW 2000]

Jul 28, 2023 18:10:39 GMT -5 Bang Bang Bart said:

Jul 28, 2023 17:28:59 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

How would it be impossible?

The LWO isn't ready to be broken up at this point, even if it isn't getting Santos over at all. They break it up, they're throwing all of them except Rey into no man's land and neither of these two are particularly exciting choices to take the belt off Theory when it should've happened months ago. Almost any of the other match participants besides these two would've been a better and more intriguing match, LA Knight aside. You can also quote.

Maybe it’s possible Rey and Santos fight without any animosity and see who the better wrestler is

If this were NXT, their hard fought match would bring them closer together!

[Hypnosis]

Jul 28, 2023 17:28:59 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

Jul 28, 2023 17:25:35 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

“Explain why Rey Mysterio v Santos Escobar is going to be actually bad WITHOUT referencing LA Knight” challenge: Impossible

How would it be impossible?

The LWO isn't ready to be broken up at this point, even if it isn't getting Santos over at all. They break it up, they're throwing all of them except Rey into no man's land and neither of these two are particularly exciting choices to take the belt off Theory when it should've happened months ago. Almost any of the other match participants besides these two would've been a better and more intriguing match, LA Knight aside. You can also quote.

I miss the Legado name and music.

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Jul 28, 2023 18:15:25 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

Jul 28, 2023 17:28:59 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

How would it be impossible?

The LWO isn't ready to be broken up at this point, even if it isn't getting Santos over at all. They break it up, they're throwing all of them except Rey into no man's land and neither of these two are particularly exciting choices to take the belt off Theory when it should've happened months ago. Almost any of the other match participants besides these two would've been a better and more intriguing match, LA Knight aside. You can also quote.

I miss the Legado name and music.

I do too.

I like Santos, I like everyone in Legado but this shit is flat out heatless. 

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Jul 28, 2023 18:10:39 GMT -5 Bang Bang Bart said:

Jul 28, 2023 17:28:59 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

How would it be impossible?

The LWO isn't ready to be broken up at this point, even if it isn't getting Santos over at all. They break it up, they're throwing all of them except Rey into no man's land and neither of these two are particularly exciting choices to take the belt off Theory when it should've happened months ago. Almost any of the other match participants besides these two would've been a better and more intriguing match, LA Knight aside. You can also quote.

Maybe it’s possible Rey and Santos fight without any animosity and see who the better wrestler is

Maybe. That would be better but I still can't suspend belief and believe that either of them even have a small chance of being the guy to take the belt from Theory.