Jeff Hardy Vs Jeff Jarrett Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match

[AwamoriRock]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre is imo the best horror flick ever and one of the great films ever regardless of genre.

I have no idea how I feel about that match lmao. It kinda felt like it was stuck in between going full throttle goofy and otherwise.

[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

I'm of the stance of if something is going to be awful then it might as well be a fun awful.

[Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks]

It was okay, but how the hell do you do something like this with the Hardys involved and not go full Broken universe?

[This Player Hating Mothman]

Aug 16, 2023 21:28:05 GMT -5 Tiger Millionaire said:

I'm just happy to have a thread that is getting some traction that can be about pure pro wrestling silliness instead of pro wrestlers acting like silly asses.

Having just been asleep for eight hours, just woken up, and seeing a five page thread manifest out of nowhere about this match of all things, I'm breathing a sigh of relief that it's just people going "This was f***ing dumb" and "YEAH THAT'S WHY IT WAS GREAT". Shit that moves this fast is either title changes or arguments and man this is such a breath of fresh air.

[KingPooper]

Aug 16, 2023 21:46:07 GMT -5 ASYLUMHAUSEN said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CwBxE7GsE5b

One of his favorite movies is legit Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. So I was kinda disappointed he wasn’t apart of it.

[Fade is a CodyCryBaby]

The most WrestleCrap thing AEW’s probably done. Intentionally anyway.

What killed me was the indifference the hard cam audience had after homey swung his chainsaw outta there.

[Rave]

It went from fun bad to bad bad fairly quick.

Even then, it's still nowhere near as bad as Nakazawa/Jebailey, which I have started referring to as the Daddy Day Camp of AEW matches. Not even a fun bad, not even something that can be riffed on, just plain f***ing awful.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

So can we discuss how Satnam has an incredible Chokeslam and how Big Show I feel like has really helped both Satnam AND Big Bill with them? Because he absolutely sent Jeff to hell lmfao

[stoptheclocks]

Aug 16, 2023 21:31:16 GMT -5 schizo said:

If this was ok to put on Dynamite then was that Miz/Priest Zombie match ok to? because I remember people constantly shitting on that when it happened even though it was the same idea, goofy dumb fun with a movie/game tie in

Actually, barring a couple of notable exceptions, think most people thought that was harmless fun too...

officialfan.proboards.com/thread/610671/miz-morrison-eaten-alive-tonight?page=1

[Chuck Conry]

So was Leatherface The Hollywood Hunk, RJ City, or someone else?

[Mike Strike]

My favorite part is that in kayfabe Jarrett's celebrating his win while his wife is presumably being dismembered back stage.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Aug 17, 2023 3:02:51 GMT -5 Chuck Conry said:

So was Leatherface The Hollywood Hunk, RJ City, or someone else?

You guessed it!

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[Mid-Carder]

I hated all of this, to be honest, and I don't need to see either Jeff on my TV in 2023 when women are still only getting one segment

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Aug 17, 2023 5:37:16 GMT -5 Mid-Carder said:

I hated all of this, to be honest, and I don't need to see either Jeff on my TV in 2023 when women are still only getting one segment

It was a sponsored match, I don't really think we have to take sideswipes about the women's division in another thread (Especially when this one's been pretty nice honestly) when they did this for a partnership deal and Jeff Jarrett was highly involved in it.

[Mid-Carder]

Aug 17, 2023 5:43:47 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Aug 17, 2023 5:37:16 GMT -5 Mid-Carder said:

I hated all of this, to be honest, and I don't need to see either Jeff on my TV in 2023 when women are still only getting one segment

It was a sponsored match, I don't really think we have to take sideswipes about the women's division in another thread (Especially when this one's been pretty nice honestly) when they did this for a partnership deal and Jeff Jarrett was highly involved in it.

None of this negates me hating it and preferring to see women featured on the show. It's not a sideswipe but one of the issues I have with it.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Aug 17, 2023 5:50:04 GMT -5 Mid-Carder said:

Aug 17, 2023 5:43:47 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

It was a sponsored match, I don't really think we have to take sideswipes about the women's division in another thread (Especially when this one's been pretty nice honestly) when they did this for a partnership deal and Jeff Jarrett was highly involved in it.

None of this negates me hating it and preferring to see women featured on the show. It's not a sideswipe but one of the issues I have with it.

Just saying it was a sponsored match, probably was planned to be this from the jump and in advance given all the branding on the show tonight

They might've even asked for Jeff Hardy personally, it was harmless for what it was imo, but with it being a partnership deal it's a bit more complex than just booking a match imo

[CeilingFan]

It was entertaining.

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

I briefly had a dream about this match and I couldn’t go back to sleep. First match to be so ass it haunted me.

[King (Super) Dragunov]

I liked it until Leatherface came out.

If you were going to do a gimmicky match like that Hardy and Jarrett are both solid choices.
Especially Jeff Jarrett, he can do 'garbage wrestling' and be a safe worker for Jeff Hardy at the same time who can do mild crazy things.

And both guys have a stable, so just more insanity.

Until it got "I hope no one walks in right now..."

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Meltzer said they got paid over 100K for the match.