So FAN, why does CM Punk have a beef with you?

[Glitch]

For me, it's because I drank all the Pepsi. He wasn't thirsty that day but that's still no excuse.

How about you?

[Paul]

I know, and am not afraid to tell the world that Coca-Cola is far superior to Pepsi (AKA: "The Imitator").

[Instant Classic]

I don’t like hockey.

[Facetious]

I saw CM Punk at a grocery store in Chicago yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Scoops]

I think Gotham is based on New York City.

Context: About a year after he left WWE he was a guest at the Chicago Comic Con and was giving an interview on the show floor. He mentioned that he talked with Scott Snyder (the writer of Batman at the time) how he thinks Gotham is based on Chicago rather than New York ("That's bullshit") because when Batman throws a goon into trash it's in a dumpster in an alley way which New York doesn't have. You'd think this would be a funny little anecdote but Punk was getting noticeably angrier as he told it.

[tenshi]

CM Punk blocked me on Twitter because I said that he wasn't really friends with Chael Sonnen.

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

I told him the sequel to 47 Ronin that AJ Lee wrote was crap.

[MiLB Fan]

I told him that his behavior—both recently and last year—was setting a bad example for his 687 kids.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

I'm a Miz fan.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

He's a Black Hawks fan, I'm a Canucks fan.

[DSR]

I asked him for Hayley Williams' phone number.

[pinja]

I knife edge choppy chopped his pee pee in a throwaway match.

[Jaws the Shark]

Because I said I preferred Greg Hetson to Brian Baker.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

Being a private sort, I didn't go on social media to announce he bought me a shiny new bidet.

[The Dark Order Inferno]

I listened to a comedy podcast by people who are friends with Colt Cabana.

[H-Virus]

I prefer cupcakes.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

I share a bank account with my mom.

[willywonka666]

I share a bank account with Punk's mom

[Zombie Mod]

"only I should have the ability to ban people... speaking of, you're now banned from watching c.m.p's collision, any C.M. Punk presents a.e.w show, WWE shows and must only watch impact wrestling & n.w.a. shows."
because of my initials.

[Allie Kitsune]

Because I had him pegged as a manipulative bastard who starts conflicts when things don't go his way from the start.