Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 6, 2023 8:46:34 GMT -5
“Oh, Proud N Powerful get into a feud.”
“Cool, with who?”
“……”
“…. with who?”
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 6, 2023 9:20:40 GMT -5
"You will enjoy Billy Gunn in 2022-23 more than you have the rest of his career combined" is a big one for me This. All of this. |
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Oct 6, 2023 10:18:18 GMT -5
Current Me: Hey remember how Pepper Park on TNA always seemed like discount Mike 'this beige is a little too loud' Bennett, but then him and a metalcore bassist became your boys and turned it around?
Past Me: Yeah.
Current Me: The top storyline in AEW is going to feature Mike 'So boring you spent seven years making a board meme out of it' Bennett and he's not even going to ruin it for you.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 6, 2023 11:38:57 GMT -5
"One of AEW's best selling figures and one of their most over babyfaces has appeared on TV and hasn't wrestled a match yet."
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Post by Cieto on Oct 7, 2023 16:01:29 GMT -5
"So... yeah.. malakai has yet to have that monster singles run yet. Instead he spent his time enlisting the services of the varsity blondes cheerleader, whom in-turn recieves said push and goes on a 27 match unbeaten run"
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Nosnorb
El Dandy
Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
Posts: 7,793
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Post by Nosnorb on Oct 7, 2023 16:10:49 GMT -5
"Roderick Strong will have character work as good as his in ring work"
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
Posts: 8,010
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Post by Soultastic on Oct 7, 2023 17:05:30 GMT -5
"Darby Allin is thankfully still alive."
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Post by Cieto on Oct 7, 2023 18:41:47 GMT -5
"Steve Borden is still the parental guardian of Darby Allin .......and its not yet grown stale"
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Oct 7, 2023 19:33:16 GMT -5
The Era of ass eating
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Oct 7, 2023 20:22:43 GMT -5
“I dunno if you’ve ever paid attention to the indies but there’s this guy who is basically Conan O’Brien crossed with an alien…”
“Stupid indie shit!”
“…you didn’t let me finish….so, anyway, eventually his gimmick - which also involves using loose human teeth in a jar gets SO over that based off the strength of his promos on YouTube JIM f***ING CORNETTE of all people co-signs the gimmick…”
“Now you’re just f***ing with me…”
“Naw. That happened. Anyway…he’s currently one of the most over people in the company and moves more merch than just about anybody all while barely wrestling the last 2 years or so because he’s had two major injuries….”
“….now I KNOW you’re f***ing with me…”
“Totally dead ass. Now, lemme tell you about CM Punk, muffins, and Ace Steele biting Kenny Omega during a shoot locker room fight after their biggest PPV of the year….”
“….wut?….”
“…the combined FAN discussion threads - yes, plural - ended up at around 1500 total pages before the mods said ‘yeah we’re done here’ after Punk was fired for cause….”
“….for…Ace Steele biting Kenny Omega??”
“Naw. For getting into a shoot fight with Luke Perry’s son backstage at Wembly Stadium before his match to open the biggest show in wrestling history….”
“What. The. Cinnamon. Toast. f***?!”
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
Posts: 24,499
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Oct 7, 2023 20:28:03 GMT -5
*Allie Katch & Effy INTENSIFIES* |
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Post by Cyno on Oct 7, 2023 21:30:53 GMT -5
"One of AEW's best selling figures and one of their most over babyfaces has appeared on TV and hasn't wrestled a match yet." I'm genuinely trying to figure out who this is you're talking about. Like I thought it was Danhausen at first but he has wrestled a bunch of matches. And I don't think there's any AEW figures of Adam Copeland yet. |
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Post by Garyspivey on Oct 7, 2023 22:04:41 GMT -5
Christian Cage father of the year
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Oct 8, 2023 7:14:33 GMT -5
The AEW men’s world champion, MJF, has a spot in the ocean where he dumps bodies in the ocean
Oh, and he is a face & the crowd loves him for this
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,027
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 8, 2023 7:51:02 GMT -5
"One of AEW's best selling figures and one of their most over babyfaces has appeared on TV and hasn't wrestled a match yet." I'm genuinely trying to figure out who this is you're talking about. Like I thought it was Danhausen at first but he has wrestled a bunch of matches. And I don't think there's any AEW figures of Adam Copeland yet. I was talking about Hook. His in-ring debut was just less than 2 years ago. |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,027
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 8, 2023 8:00:28 GMT -5
William Regal is released from the WWE, hired by AEW, and leaves AEW and returns to the WWE within the span of a few months.
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Post by MrElijah on Oct 8, 2023 8:56:58 GMT -5
"Big Cass will be a World Tag Team Champ--"
"With Enzo in TNA or ROH?"
"Nah, here's the funny shit, with former NWA World TV Champion, Ricky Starks in AEW."
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Oct 8, 2023 9:35:18 GMT -5
"Everyone hated Sammy Guevara because he came on a belt. He had a relatively successful rehab and right after the crowd started respecting him again, he turned heel again."
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 9, 2023 11:12:22 GMT -5
'You will see Joker Sting at Wembley Stadium'
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Kalmia
King Koopa
Happy to be here
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Post by Kalmia on Oct 9, 2023 12:22:23 GMT -5
AEW has Joker Sting, Jeff Jarrett works behind the scenes and has Karen as his valet, and the world champ repeated the Steiner math promo verbatim. The TNA and Impact titles were also regularly seen on TV for a few months and even changed hands on AEW television. TNA! TNA!
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