Jonathan Michaels
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Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 6, 2023 0:03:07 GMT -5
“Okay, so who are some of the big heels in two years?”
“Well, Christian Cage, Samoa Joe, Jeff Jarrett, Don Callis……….”
“……..they became TNA?
Fine, who are some of the top faces?”
“MJF, Omega, Jericho, Cole, The Acclaimed………”
“Is it Opposite Day?
Anyway, sure, who’s the workhorse? The guy who keeps putting on quality matches every single week, busting his ass constantly?”
“………..Orange Cassidy”
“Get out.”
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 6, 2023 0:14:42 GMT -5
"CM Punk comes out of retirement and quite possibly winds up retired again because he threw a temper tantrum and fought Luke Perry's son. Also Luke Perry is dead."
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Oct 6, 2023 0:37:41 GMT -5
I don't think the Orange Cassidy part would shock anyone that watched him in Chikara.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Oct 6, 2023 0:54:23 GMT -5
I don't think the Orange Cassidy part would shock anyone that watched him in Chikara. Hi, watched CHIKARA, wouldn't have shocked me and didn't! Now what WOULD have, is "Eddie Kingston and Claudio will both be in the company, and they will be picking up their CHIKARA feud where they left it off, on National Television"... still can't really believe that happened, complete with actual CHIKARA Footage. Just "CHIKARA Footage and Storylines will be a thing on a Nationally Televised company" to the point Mox even says the company name in a promo is absolutely insane for someone who went to their shows live and saw these guys grow into what they are...
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Oct 6, 2023 1:00:45 GMT -5
"CM Punk comes out of retirement and quite possibly winds up retired again because he threw a temper tantrum and fought Luke Perry's son. Also Luke Perry is dead." “Oh, and dead fathers will become a recurring bit somehow.”
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Oct 6, 2023 1:51:51 GMT -5
"They pack Wembley with somewhere between 72,265 and 85,528 fans. As you'd probably guess, the main event for such a historic show features appearances by Matt Taven, Mike Bennett and nerdy jilted ex Roderick Strong."
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Oct 6, 2023 3:17:15 GMT -5
Moxley does not, in fact, ever run out of blood.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Oct 6, 2023 3:20:33 GMT -5
“So did they ever fix the thing about Cody not getting a World title shot?” “Yeah, he main-evented Wrestlemania against Roman Reigns.”
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Oct 6, 2023 3:34:57 GMT -5
“So did they ever fix the thing about Cody not getting a World title shot?” “Yeah, he main-evented Wrestlemania against Roman Reigns.” "Oh cool! Did he win??" "Um..."
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Oct 6, 2023 3:53:36 GMT -5
“So did they ever fix the thing about Cody not getting a World title shot?” “Yeah, he main-evented Wrestlemania against Roman Reigns.” "Oh cool! Did he win??" "Um..." Not to derail the thread but... "oh, so who did beat Roman for the title? He's held it a good long while now" "um...."
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Oct 6, 2023 5:26:31 GMT -5
Chris Jericho will try to trademark “GFY.” What’s GFY? “Go f*** yourself.” Alright, woah, I only asked.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Oct 6, 2023 5:58:50 GMT -5
Chris Jericho will try to trademark “GFY.” What’s GFY? “Go f*** yourself.” Alright, woah, I only asked. "Christian actually will SAY "Go f*** yourself", and it will be to Edge, on AEW TV"
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 6, 2023 6:24:52 GMT -5
"one of the most over catchphrases in wrestling is 'Scissor Me, Daddy Ass'. No I'm not on drugs"
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Oct 6, 2023 7:14:47 GMT -5
(But instead of Spiderman, it's top-tier wrestlers named Adam.)
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MrElijah
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Post by MrElijah on Oct 6, 2023 7:43:08 GMT -5
"CM Punk will come back and prove to be a bigger malcontent than Low-Ki."
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Post by Mid-Carder on Oct 6, 2023 7:44:39 GMT -5
"You will enjoy Billy Gunn in 2022-23 more than you have the rest of his career combined" is a big one for me
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 6, 2023 7:49:26 GMT -5
"CM Punk will come back and prove to be a bigger malcontent than Low-Ki." "How is that even possible?" "He found a way. Would you like a delicious muffin?"
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Post by Hypnosis on Oct 6, 2023 7:51:26 GMT -5
"Toni Storm signed with AEW, then formed a team with Paige, whose in-ring career was thought to be over because of a neck injury, and used green spray paint on their opponents. Ruby Riott later joined them. After losing the AEW Women's title to Hikaru Shida, Toni became a crazy 50s actress. The current AEW Women's Champion, Paige, kicked Toni out of the group after a singles title match on Dynamite due to getting fed up with Toni's antics."
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coleslaw
Don Corleone
Steve Sniffs
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Post by coleslaw on Oct 6, 2023 7:54:19 GMT -5
There's an Antonio Inoki tribute show that closes with Edge, Sting, Christian Cage, Darby Allin, Luchasaurus and Buddy Wayne's son Nick
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Oct 6, 2023 8:03:27 GMT -5
Captain Insano befriends a potential killer and his would be victim in a murder boat.
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