Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 11, 2023 10:59:48 GMT -5
He’s taking a lot of heat over his rather tone deaf messages asking people to raise money after the fires in Hawaii. This is on top of the status of the XFL and the box office disappointment of Black Adam. How can things get any worse for him in the remainder of this year?
1. He gets hit with a lawsuit because The Rock is copyrighted, he’ll now be known as The Pebble
2. He gets a paper it. Because paper beats rock.
3. His next project is a Disney+ streaming show and he’s got no way out.
Keep it going.
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Fade
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Fade on Oct 11, 2023 11:21:35 GMT -5
kevin hart leaves him on read.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 11, 2023 11:39:43 GMT -5
he becomes the spokesman for Arbys
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 11, 2023 12:14:08 GMT -5
He loses to Roman Reigns in 18 seconds
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Oct 11, 2023 12:16:15 GMT -5
Ava Rayne proclaims Don “the Rock” Muraco as her true father.
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Post by James Fabiano on Oct 11, 2023 12:42:00 GMT -5
John Cena, nominated for an Oscar somehow.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Oct 11, 2023 13:15:41 GMT -5
Ava Rayne proclaims Don “the Rock” Muraco as her true father. Ava Rayne proclaims Christian Cage as her true father |
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Post by Andee9001 on Oct 11, 2023 13:31:17 GMT -5
His daughter joins a cult.....again
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 11, 2023 13:44:22 GMT -5
He's replaced in future movies with the CGI version of the Scorpion King
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mo
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
"Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders..."
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Post by mo on Oct 11, 2023 14:10:57 GMT -5
Black Adam actually outgrossed most of the recent DC movies. Not exactly a high bar to cross but a small victory nonetheless!
As for a way to take an L, being in a movie that requires him to show some range.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Oct 11, 2023 14:56:58 GMT -5
vince mcmahon surprise releases his memoire and outs Dwayne as the true booking genius of the entire invasion angle.
he's legally forced to change his last name to Dibbley, and has to dress like the character.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 11, 2023 15:19:54 GMT -5
He Marries Jada Pinkett-Smith
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Oct 11, 2023 15:43:21 GMT -5
Going to stand up for him a little on the Hawaii fires.
That he asked others to give doesn’t mean he didn’t give anything himself. He and Oprah gave a combined $10 million! Could it have been more? Sure, but how much is he supposed to give to a place he owns a vacation home?
It’s really only in the last year I’ve seen people react to celebrities asking for donations with “why don’t YOU just give them all your money?!”
Sign of the times, but I don’t like people being this cynical.
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Post by Jaws the Shark on Oct 11, 2023 16:05:57 GMT -5
His neighbours steal his bin.
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Post by DSR on Oct 11, 2023 16:09:55 GMT -5
He steps in a big pile of dog poop.
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Post by Urn Anderson on Oct 11, 2023 17:02:05 GMT -5
Thanks to allergy season, no one can smell what he’s cooking.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 11, 2023 17:51:26 GMT -5
He steps in a big pile of dog poop. Worse: Davey-boy's ghost rock bottoms him into said dog poop |
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fg
Unicron
Gaming
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Post by fg on Oct 11, 2023 19:23:20 GMT -5
He goes back to wrestling and dons attire that makes people call him the Blue Chipper and he constantly says that Lady Luck is on his side.
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
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Post by Vampiro138 on Oct 11, 2023 20:03:22 GMT -5
Its revealed he told Dan Aykroyd in 1997 "piece of advice Danny, you need to make a Blues Brothers sequel! You gotta have a kid in it as a co-star! It will a fantastic movie!"
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Post by DSR on Oct 11, 2023 20:40:18 GMT -5
Its revealed he told Dan Aykroyd in 1997 "piece of advice Danny, you need to make a Blues Brothers sequel! You gotta have a kid in it as a co-star! It will a fantastic movie!" He wanted to change the hierarchy of power in the Jacob and Ellwood Blue-niverse! |
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