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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Nov 18, 2023 16:07:55 GMT -5
Now I'm going to be very upfront -- I just found out about this like 2 minutes ago and am only making this thread cause I feel like this situation is absurd enough to warrant one. I may totally f*** the details here, but
Allegedly Danhausen was spotted selling unofficial merch of his own at a convention Hebner style and this is why he his return hasn't happened. When asked about it he gave a non answer of Look At My Contract or a ITYSL clip idk which came first I'm not a Danhausen tweet checker I just think the thought of this specific man bootlegging shit is so What The f*** I can't get over it.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Nov 18, 2023 16:09:23 GMT -5
Dumbhausen
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Nov 18, 2023 16:11:03 GMT -5
Hebnerhausen
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Post by The anti-ratings Luddite on Nov 18, 2023 16:13:09 GMT -5
I swear to god Donovan Danhausen is doing his absolute best to make me not a fan of him.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 18, 2023 16:15:57 GMT -5
Gotta be top 3 hilarious ways to fumble a bag, omg.
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Post by Doo Doo is a Ratings Expert on Nov 18, 2023 16:16:10 GMT -5
I hope he didn't do it because I'm a fan and I want him on TV, but this is more funny to me than anything. Even better if he was also selling bootleg merch of other wrestlers.
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Post by Cyno on Nov 18, 2023 16:17:27 GMT -5
He's lucky if he just gets suspendedhausen and not firedhausen.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Nov 18, 2023 16:18:42 GMT -5
If this is real then it's about to be very hilarious
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Post by Chiral on Nov 18, 2023 16:19:14 GMT -5
If it's true I'm torn between huge disappointment in the guy and finding it hilariously absurd what a deluxe dumbass move this is. Like how the f*** is Danhausen busting out 2000's Earl Hebner moves, he could just make insane bank being a top merch seller and instead...it's like someone being given a simple task like taping a poster to a wall and deciding to staple their balls to a chair instead.
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Post by Doo Doo is a Ratings Expert on Nov 18, 2023 16:20:14 GMT -5
If it's true I'm torn between huge disappointment in the guy and finding it hilariously absurd what a deluxe dumbass move this is. Like how the f*** is Danhausen busting out 2000's Earl Hebner moves, he could just make insane bank being a top merch seller and instead...it's like someone being given a simple task like taping a poster to a wall and deciding to staple their balls to a chair instead. It's so weird. It's the kind of thing someone who's trying to get fired would do. |
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Nov 18, 2023 16:21:20 GMT -5
I've got to know what even qualifies as 'bootleg' here because Danhausen has all of his own merch and I'm pretty sure people can have non-AEW merch from whatever other place they want, so it comes to a point where I need to wonder if he was bootlegging someone else's stuff or like AEW merch itself somehow or. Something. What the f*** is going on here
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Post by Cyno on Nov 18, 2023 16:21:54 GMT -5
If it's true I'm torn between huge disappointment in the guy and finding it hilariously absurd what a deluxe dumbass move this is. Like how the f*** is Danhausen busting out 2000's Earl Hebner moves, he could just make insane bank being a top merch seller and instead...it's like someone being given a simple task like taping a poster to a wall and deciding to staple their balls to a chair instead. It's so weird. It's the kind of thing someone who's trying to get fired would do. I guess he couldn't start a fight with someone like his buddy Pepsi Phil did.
I've got to know what even qualifies as 'bootleg' here because Danhausen has all of his own merch and I'm pretty sure people can have non-AEW merch from whatever other place they want, so it comes to a point where I need to wonder if he was bootlegging someone else's stuff or like AEW merch itself somehow or. Something. What the f*** is going on here
And he's been selling his own non-AEW merch since he signed with them. Unless AEW itself suddenly decided to start clamping down on it (which would be pretty shitty TBH), it's not like this is a recent development or anything.
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Post by Moppy on Nov 18, 2023 16:23:15 GMT -5
Very Nice Very Evil Very Hebner
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Nov 18, 2023 16:23:22 GMT -5
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Post by Doo Doo is a Ratings Expert on Nov 18, 2023 16:25:23 GMT -5
Got some sweet FAN merch for anyone who wants it. Meet me in the parking lot of Del Taco, I'm the guy standing by the car with the open trunk.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Nov 18, 2023 16:26:25 GMT -5
Honestly the Ronda news last night was such a shitty reveal that's bringing with it shitty conversations that even if this gets debunked by the PPV tonight it's just such a stupid thing that's easily memeable on and low-stakes enough that I am f***ing here for it let's go.
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Post by Chiral on Nov 18, 2023 16:27:25 GMT -5
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Post by Mid-Carder on Nov 18, 2023 16:27:38 GMT -5
It's so weird. It's the kind of thing someone who's trying to get fired would do. I guess he couldn't start a fight with someone like his buddy Pepsi Phil did. Pepsi Phil had to start like 10 fights before he got fired, maybe Danhausen wanted it quicker |
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Nov 18, 2023 16:29:04 GMT -5
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Nov 18, 2023 16:32:07 GMT -5
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