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Post by Cyno on Jan 23, 2024 9:39:05 GMT -5
TL;DR from the Rumble thread: Don’t tell me for years that he’s a constant liar then get the sweats when he says he’s got another match in him. Boy who cried wolf.
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Post by cornettesracket on Jan 23, 2024 10:16:32 GMT -5
No you don’t you piece of human garbage. It’s funny how hogan and flair were the two biggest stars in the 1980’s and many fans still hold nostalgia for them as wrestlers, yet the men behind the on screen wrestlers, have shown themselves to be human scum.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jan 23, 2024 10:27:12 GMT -5
*Main Event of Wrestlemania 40, Cody Rhodes vs Roman Reigns*
*Cody goes for the Cody Crusher but Heyman throws salt in Cody's eye, Roman spears him and gets the win*
*Hulk Hogan comes out to check on his friend Cody Rhodes*
Heyman: Hogan you yellow belly, we issue a challenge right now!
*Hogan shakes his head no as he tries to help Cody*
Heyman: We will put the WWE Championship up for grabs right now!
*Hogan shakes his head no*
Heyman: Come on!
*Hogan shakes his head no, but Cody points to the ring*
Cole: Cody says go for it Hulk!
*Cody points and tries to communicate as Hulk nods his head and pushes him down to run in the ring*
Barrett: Ding ding!
*Hogan gets caught immediately by Roman who holds him while Heyman pulls out more salt. Heyman tries to throw it in Roman's eyes and Hulk ducks, only for Roman to get hit with it. Hogan punches out Heyman and decks Roman with the ax bomber before dropping the leg.*
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*Real American plays*
Ring Announcer: The winner of the contest and NEW WWE Undisputed Universal Champion, Hulk Hogan!
*Hogan poses as pyro goes off and confetti flies down and the story of the World Wrestling Federation comes to its end 40 years later as TKO consolidates the promotion the next day, but not before giving Hulk one final send off*
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 23, 2024 11:13:01 GMT -5
The man can barely walk. If he had One more it would need to be a heavily gimmicked pretaped Match like the boneyard match.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 23, 2024 11:51:54 GMT -5
The man can barely walk. If he had One more it would need to be a heavily gimmicked pretaped Match like the boneyard match. That's how I wanted to see Cena VS Hogan a couple years ago. Complete with an animated segment and a 5 minute musical interlude where they defeat the WWE Negaverse with their sweet power ballad.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 23, 2024 13:28:37 GMT -5
There. Easiest booking ever.
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Post by Legion on Jan 23, 2024 13:33:39 GMT -5
I legitimately don't think he could even take a bump over the top rope It's why Iron Shiek won the gimmick battle royal at Mania, his back was too f***ed.The man knows exactly what he's doing Wrestlemania 40 battle royale - the Andre gets to be on the main show one of the nights - Hogan wins. Fails to slam the trophy.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jan 23, 2024 13:35:14 GMT -5
so, we may get to see hogan explode into a cloud of dust like a vampire in buffy?
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Jan 23, 2024 14:15:29 GMT -5
A multi-man tag match or something at WM40 where he gets to do some minor stuff, calls for the leg drop, looks around, and tags in one of his partners to do the honors (because he can't anymore), would be a cool moment.
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Post by Clutchhausen on Jan 23, 2024 14:21:34 GMT -5
No.
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Post by Nosnorb on Jan 23, 2024 15:29:14 GMT -5
There. Easiest booking ever. I don't think its wise to have Hogan take a bump like that.
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Post by Matt on Jan 23, 2024 15:34:51 GMT -5
It will need to be in his age group so he can just replace Roman in the four way.
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Post by Chuck Conry on Jan 23, 2024 15:39:21 GMT -5
Let him win the Andre battle royal or beat up Jinder.
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Post by celtics543 on Jan 23, 2024 15:48:23 GMT -5
Honestly, I'd mark if he got a moment at WM 40. I'd try to have every living person who competed or worked at Wrestlemania 1 make an appearance in some way at this one. Hogan, Mr. T, Cowboy Bob, Valentine, Tito, Steamboat, Beefcake, Rotundo, Barry Windham, Richter, Lelani Kai, and anyone else who appeared that is still alive, including Vince.
If you wanted to go really far I'd have Hogan win the Andre the Giant battle royal and then cut to a tribute to all the Wrestlemania guys who have passed away.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 23, 2024 15:49:30 GMT -5
I laughed hard. But surely Hogan isn’t serious right? He is serious and don’t call him Shirley.
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Post by asuka007 on Jan 23, 2024 15:54:01 GMT -5
I Don’t even know if he can physically take A bump at this point?
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Post by ChitownKnight on Jan 23, 2024 15:54:18 GMT -5
The guy is clearly just talking shit lol. I doubt he even expects his audience to believe he’s up for one more match. I think the opening of Mania 40 should be like the opening for 30, except it’s Hogan, Austin, Rock, and Cena
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Post by Nosnorb on Jan 23, 2024 15:57:11 GMT -5
I Don’t even know if he can physically take A bump at this point? It's best to assume that he will crumble into dust if he does.
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Post by hitman777 on Jan 23, 2024 16:48:36 GMT -5
Let him win the Andre battle royal or beat up Jinder. Winning the battle royal would be doable for him. Just needs to punch, walk about a bit and clothesline someone over the top.
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Post by LiamMcDuggle on Jan 23, 2024 16:52:46 GMT -5
I laughed hard. But surely Hogan isn’t serious right? There were rumors in 2020, he was supposed to be a surprise entrant in the Andre Battle Royal. I mean, I GUESS he could just sell for 10 minutes, hulk up and throw someone over Judging by his last matches in TNA, it would not look that good though
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