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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Feb 28, 2024 20:32:36 GMT -5
Dweebsday Cage Match. Three solid-steel tiers of nerds, dorks and geeks whaling on each other.
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Post by mystermystery on Feb 28, 2024 23:22:41 GMT -5
"Sure, the Meat Madness match was cancelled, but your plate is still full, dear viewer. Welcome to the Eat Your Veggies Pure Wrestling Title Gauntlet!"
"Will Hobbs has been eliminated for punching three times with a closed fist!"
"Lance Archer has been eliminated for punching three times with a closed fist!"
"Uh...daggone...Sepentico has been eliminated for too many rope breaks? Is that how this works?!"
"Riho has been eliminated for punching three times with a closed fist!"
"Evil Uno has forfeited for no foreseeable reason!"
"Brody King has won the title following a crucifix pin!"
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 28, 2024 23:33:07 GMT -5
From Meat Madness to Mystery Meat Madness.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 28, 2024 23:54:30 GMT -5
So basically whoever else they had planned to add to this probably isn't cleared. Maybe they wanted guys like Keith Lee and it just wasn't happening So everyone involved in the Meat Madness is still there plus these additions and whoever wins Magnus/Sydal and the Collision Three Way
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Feb 28, 2024 23:56:26 GMT -5
If they just did Hobbs/Archer/Wardlow/Cage and called it MEAT MADNESS, maybe rang up Shane Taylor, this'd be so much better than whatever weird transition this is getting.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Feb 29, 2024 0:00:06 GMT -5
Yeah, if all three original guys were gonna be in it anyway, why not just do the three-way/four-way with Cage, then just do a Meat Madness 2: Electric Boogaloo whenever the other guys are cleared?
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Post by Chiral on Feb 29, 2024 0:48:44 GMT -5
The truth is they wanted to have giant slabs of beef descend around the ring and have the Meat Circus theme from Psychonauts play over the match, but the beef got spoiled and they couldn't clear the song rights in time :/
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Post by GOTHIC CHARISMA 🧊 🥶❄️FURY on Feb 29, 2024 0:51:09 GMT -5
I bet there was something planned for Jericho/hook/other guys that fell through at the last minute and that’s why we’re getting this instead. I would have also preferred a 3/4 guy meat madness goofy ass match too but I absolutely think that there was a 8 or 10 man match that no longer can go down.
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Post by ayumidah on Feb 29, 2024 0:57:43 GMT -5
I assume they had other things planned, it fell through, they could've put Cage in there but they didn't want to cancel him vs Hook and leave Hook off the card entirely, so they decided to go this way instead.
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Post by Georgina's Fancy Water on Feb 29, 2024 0:57:45 GMT -5
The real Meat Madness was the friends we made along the way
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Post by Ryushinku on Feb 29, 2024 4:53:13 GMT -5
Meat Sadness.
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Post by bearned on Feb 29, 2024 5:19:27 GMT -5
When everyone is back and ready, they really should do a Meat Tournament.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 29, 2024 5:31:06 GMT -5
When everyone is back and ready, they really should do a Meat Tournament. The Brisket Bracket.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 29, 2024 6:07:15 GMT -5
Dweebsday Cage Match. Three solid-steel tiers of nerds, dorks and geeks whaling on each other. You want to breakup up Undisputed Kingdom?
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Post by Kalmia on Feb 29, 2024 7:19:28 GMT -5
I'm in the minority of people who doesn't find big beefy boys just wailing on each other to be particularly interesting, so this is better for me. Give me the big boys throwing around some smaller guys and a better variation in styles any day.
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Feb 29, 2024 7:34:50 GMT -5
When everyone is back and ready, they really should do a Meat Tournament. The Triple BS (Big Beefy Boys Spectacular)
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 29, 2024 9:48:18 GMT -5
They should instead do Twink Tomfoolery. Hook, Fletcher, Nick Wayne and who else
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 29, 2024 12:08:02 GMT -5
Chris Jericho is literally a DBZ android when it comes to stealing other folks' heat/momentum, oh my god.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 29, 2024 12:10:27 GMT -5
Chris Jericho is literally a DBZ android when it comes to stealing other folks' heat/momentum, oh my god. Jericho is the Nancy Reagan of stealing momentum
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Feb 29, 2024 12:13:04 GMT -5
There could be a silver lining but they absolutely should return to this concept. From what I know, no other company has put ALL its big boys in a match and said “Go”! Could be unique, and an event sort of thing.
My only thing is you need to give it some sort of “twist” to protect dudes in losing. Shouldn’t just be an over the top elimination thing, but can’t be straight up pinfall/submission eliminations either.
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