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Post by johnbarowitz on Feb 23, 2024 14:32:09 GMT -5
Parrots can talk. Primates can do sign language. Dogs and other animals can communicate with people. Sometimes an animal is the only witness to a crime. If it's smart enough, the police should ask it questions as to what happened. If need be, it can give testimony in court. This would lead to more solved cases and keep society safer.
And animals don't lie, so the police can trust them.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Feb 23, 2024 14:34:25 GMT -5
Parrots can talk. Primates can do sign language. Dogs and other animals can communicate with people. Sometimes an animal is the only witness to a crime. If it's smart enough, the police should ask it questions as to what happened. If need be, it can give testimony in court. This would lead to more solved cases and keep society safer. And animals don't lie, so the police can trust them. A+ post. Probably the best sixteenth post I've ever seen. Your parents should be proud. |
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Post by Kalmia on Feb 23, 2024 14:44:45 GMT -5
Is that you, Phoenix Wright?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 23, 2024 16:07:47 GMT -5
Or they can just call me.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Feb 23, 2024 17:05:39 GMT -5
Just cut to the chase and call Lancelot Link.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Feb 23, 2024 18:05:53 GMT -5
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 23, 2024 19:33:09 GMT -5
Rescue rangers away!
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 23, 2024 19:36:12 GMT -5
Before you turn the police department into the animal farm, Clever Hans is probably worth looking up.
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Post by Cyno on Feb 23, 2024 19:50:32 GMT -5
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Feb 24, 2024 1:47:16 GMT -5
We need more insane threads like this.
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Post by thechase on Feb 24, 2024 2:09:54 GMT -5
Who is the man in the suit? Who is the cat with the beak? Do you really want to feel him?
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Feb 24, 2024 2:46:17 GMT -5
Well Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
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Post by Mr Mario Mario on Feb 24, 2024 3:28:09 GMT -5
Oh sure but you’re assuming the animals are on the up and up
Snake in the grass, playing possum these are phrases for a reason and everyone knows Owls won’t help, you ask them about the murderer and they just go “Who? Who?”
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