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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 25, 2024 10:15:53 GMT -5
 “And you just Let It Go! You expect me to just say ‘You’re Welcome’ after that? Nah ah! The greatest family in professional wrestling, a Whole New World of entertainment, two Immortals inside the ring with new horizons to pursue! Millions and millions of the Rock’s fans feeling the love tonight, yelling Ooh De Lally, Golly What A Day! A spectacle so big that we don’t talk about Hogan, we don’t talk about Austin, and We Don’t Talk About Bruno! But you jabronis didn’t have the balls to Try Everything! So heigh ho, heigh ho, it’s off to T-Mobile that Crybaby Cody goes! We were hoping that At Last He Saw The Light, but then he tries to take my family’s spotlight, because of course Everybody Wants To Be A Cat! And you’re all so De-Rezzed that you swallow Seth Rollins’ Spoonfuls of Sugar! But why should the Rock worry? Why should the Bloodline care? We don’t give up, no we don’t give in, because we’re going to bring Hellfire to Philadelphia! The Rock is going to bring in all his Friends On The Other Side and leave these two roody poos whimpering ‘Who Will Rescue Me?’ And then we’ll put Cody and Seth both Under The Sea with the biggest People’s Elbow of all time! So Be Prepared for the biggest ass kicking you’ve ever witnessed!” |
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Post by Doo Doo is Worse Than WCW 2000 on Feb 25, 2024 18:00:40 GMT -5
The Rock to Bray Wyatt: "You had the whole world in your hands, and you just let it go!"
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Feb 25, 2024 18:06:57 GMT -5
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Feb 25, 2024 18:24:06 GMT -5
If I had Rock / Roman in my hands I'd probably throw it out a window or down some stairs or something, maybe into a garbage chute. Already a match I consigned into my, "Whenever this happens I'm absolutely never going to watch it," pile well before the Cody bullshit.
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Post by chronocross on Feb 25, 2024 20:08:39 GMT -5
I never saw Rock vs. Roman as this big dream match, I'm sure it will be quite the spectacle but I'm not in a hurry to see it.
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Post by bob on Feb 25, 2024 20:46:15 GMT -5
I mean.... if Roman vs Rock happens I'm sort of interested...
but Rock's wind at this point in time is basically nothing
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Post by King Devitt on Feb 25, 2024 21:23:01 GMT -5
The Rock to Bray Wyatt: "You had the whole world in your hands, and you just let it go!""Hey fatty fatty fat fat go eat some doughnuts you fatty fat fat IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL...." *me rolling my eyes so far back into my head I can see my brain* |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 25, 2024 21:29:38 GMT -5
I really never got why this was the big dream match... outside of they're related!
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Post by DSR on Feb 25, 2024 22:35:35 GMT -5
The only reason I'd call it a "dream match" is because it would put me to sleep!  |
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 25, 2024 22:48:04 GMT -5
The only reason I'd call it a "dream match" is because it would put me to sleep! And then I wake up from my sleep realizing that it was a nightmare all along! |
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Feb 25, 2024 23:44:52 GMT -5
 "FINALLY... the rock HAS COME BACK... to FAN.
It has been far too long guys, far too long! We're friends around here and freakin' awesome right yeah yeah! Big friends, real awesome.
Awesome if you like men! HA HA HA! The rock finds this to be objectively humorous. You're booing!? Why!? I call Seth Rollins' Cody's girlfriend because that implies that Seth is not married to Becky Lynch but is instead married to Cody and that makes both of them homosexuals. Yeah you get what the rock is laying down here right...? That these two men are in love with each other and that makes me a superior wrestler? You don't like that?
Well you all can sit in your chairs eating your tootsie rolls and putting fidget spinners on each of your toes but remember this, Becky's nickname is The Man and Seth married them so the Rock KNOWS WHAT IS COOKIN!
The rock can tell you're all very uncomfortable with this!
Oh the rock has his finger on the pulse of the WWE Universe, nobody knows the crowd like the rock. That's how it has always been and will always BE! I know you're booing the Rock right now because you haven't come to terms with how uncomfortable you are... without chicken mcnuggets up your ass!
You want to talk about uncomfortable, the rock KNOWS ALL ABOUT UNCOMFORTABLE. There is not one jabroni in the back who can make you more uncomfortable than I can, not one person on the whole planet who can go one on one... WITH THE GREAT ONE when it comes to making you sour cream and cheddar chip eating bastards uncomfortable. I got you all in the palm of the rock's hand, you're simply the rock's bitches out here and I am the SCORPION KING OF UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENTS, now cheer for the rock cause-
LIGHTS GO BLACK
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 26, 2024 0:19:02 GMT -5
This is one of those situations where I would have found it maybe compelling a few years ago, but not in the past few years, and also probably more compelling if it'd been at a Summerslam or Survivor Series rather than a 'Mania, if only because it'd be more novel that way.
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Post by government mule on Feb 26, 2024 5:50:04 GMT -5
It's a perfectly viable match that could quite easily be done next year, just not shoehorned in at the expense of the Cody story that the fans have been invested in for what feels like billions of years now.
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