Worst face paint on wrestling?

[Sephiroth]

Popped into my mind because of Sting’s last match. There have been some strange ones over the years. Jeff Hardy is the first who leaks to mind for me, it was just garish and distracting. Goldust also had a habit of getting a bit outlandish with it, why tinker with what isn’t broken??

Edit: wrong sub

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Well if it counts, DX runs away with this with their Nation of Domination segment... for obvious reasons...

[Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite]

Edit since I was beat to the punch on DX, here's the runner up

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Mar 5, 2024 8:04:01 GMT -5 Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite said:

Edit since I was beat to the punch on DX, here's the runner up

Roddy's was also bad for the reason that it apparently would not come off

Whatever paint he used was wrong paint to use on your body. He scrubbed himself raw in the shower, while Andre the Giant laughed at him, and it didn't come off

He had to go to the airport like that lmfao

[Rubix Cube Johnny]

[Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite]

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Mar 5, 2024 8:40:17 GMT -5 Rubix Cube Johnny said:

[Jumpin' Jesse Walsh]

The design isn’t bad or anything, but every time I see Brian Cage with the paint, I’m like, “This literally adds nothing.”

[Urn Anderson]

Jeff Hardy has probably done a thousand facepaint designs and I don't think I could remember a single one.

There's nothing iconic about it like the Road Warriors, Sting, or Warrior. Even Demolition had no set design but a very distinct aesthetic. Jeff's is just colors for the sake of colors. It does nothing.

[Ben Wyatt]

Heidenreich when he was a member of the Road Warrior looked like a total f***ing goober.

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[Hypnosis]

Mar 5, 2024 12:19:06 GMT -5 Ben Wyatt said:

Heidenreich when he was a member of the Road Warrior looked like a total f***ing goober.

What also didn't help was him not wearing LOD-style long tights.

He just kept sticking with those red trunks.

[Crow Dust]

Mar 5, 2024 8:40:17 GMT -5 Rubix Cube Johnny said:

Starrcade main eventer.

[Mozenrath]

Mar 5, 2024 9:32:10 GMT -5 Jumpin' Jesse Walsh said:

The design isn’t bad or anything, but every time I see Brian Cage with the paint, I’m like, “This literally adds nothing.”

If he wants to do something like that, he should get a Mortis mask for entrances.

[Gunhaver]

Mar 5, 2024 11:15:32 GMT -5 Urn Anderson said:

Jeff Hardy has probably done a thousand facepaint designs and I don't think I could remember a single one.

His sleeves and weirdo shoes are more memorable than any of his face paint designs.

[David-Arquette was in WCW 2000]

Mar 5, 2024 11:15:32 GMT -5 Urn Anderson said:

Jeff Hardy has probably done a thousand facepaint designs and I don't think I could remember a single one.

There's nothing iconic about it like the Road Warriors, Sting, or Warrior. Even Demolition had no set design but a very distinct aesthetic. Jeff's is just colors for the sake of colors. It does nothing.

I always hated Jeff's paint. From when he first implemented it in, what 2003? To more recently. I especially think painting eyes on his eyelids looks f***ing stupid. f*** that paint.