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Post by Lance Uppercut on Apr 2, 2024 15:40:36 GMT -5
If they didn't Pivot?
call me a stubborn, but I still have a hard time believing that whole Rock hijacked the main event story. Aside from the royal rumble thing, what would the Rock have been doing the whole time if it was straight him and Roman and the Rock was the babyface?
Call him gay for 2 months while making wacky photoshops of his family tree while Roman makes his contractually required twice a month appearance? We wouldn't have angry Final Boss Rock ranting on social media and smackdown for 30 minutes every week.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 2, 2024 15:41:36 GMT -5
he'd call him romaine reigns and call himself the top lettuce earner
i really need lunch
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 2, 2024 15:44:27 GMT -5
he'd call him romaine reigns and call himself the top lettuce earner i really need lunch He'd say "the only island you're relevant on is Thousand Island!" Then he would threaten to toss his salad.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 2, 2024 15:47:20 GMT -5
he'd call him romaine reigns and call himself the top lettuce earner i really need lunch He'd say "the only island you're relevant on is Thousand Island!" Then he would threaten to toss his salad. that's one way to end the pg era. cody could get involved and he could call them the "cody croutons". others can be the "sunflower seed shitheads". "tomato twerps". oh my f***ing god i need to eat something already
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Apr 2, 2024 15:50:56 GMT -5
He'd say "the only island you're relevant on is Thousand Island!" Then he would threaten to toss his salad. that's one way to end the pg era. cody could get involved and he could call them the "cody croutons". others can be the "sunflower seed shitheads". "tomato twerps". oh my f***ing god i need to eat something already Sounds like you’re craving a salad
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 2, 2024 15:51:43 GMT -5
that's one way to end the pg era. cody could get involved and he could call them the "cody croutons". others can be the "sunflower seed shitheads". "tomato twerps". oh my f***ing god i need to eat something already Sounds like you’re craving a salad a salad and for cody to beat the rocks ass at wrestlemania!
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 2, 2024 15:54:17 GMT -5
ALRIGHT THIS NEXT SONG THE ROCK CALLS "ROMAN REIGNS IS A NUTEATING #BALLHOG"
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 2, 2024 15:54:40 GMT -5
Sounds like you’re craving a salad a salad and for cody to beat the rocks ass at wrestlemania! What if Cody beat the Rock’s ass with a giant bowl of salad?
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Post by booty on Apr 2, 2024 15:55:00 GMT -5
You all are headed in the right direction, but clearly he'd choose a roman emperor gimmick for multiple reasons: 1. To show he's the emperor over Roman, whom he would indeed call Romaine 2. To pay tribute to wrestlemania 9 3. To use the catch phrase "this Caesar is gonna kick your keyster!"
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 2, 2024 15:56:21 GMT -5
a salad and for cody to beat the rocks ass at wrestlemania! What if Cody beat the Rock’s ass with a giant bowl of salad? i didn't think cody could get more relatable but here we are. i hope he shares
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Post by Venti on Apr 2, 2024 16:05:36 GMT -5
The same tired shtick that got old in 2012
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Post by clc on Apr 2, 2024 16:12:55 GMT -5
Rock vs Roman would not need lots of promotion, and we would have had better builds for all the other matches?
This entire Mania season seems like it had to be booked on the fly. Brock out, Punk injured, Charlotte injured, Cody is in, Cody is out, fans reject Rock vs Roman, Cody is back in, Asuka possible hurt, oh no she's not.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Apr 2, 2024 23:39:19 GMT -5
It would suck because face Rock is just awful and obnoxious and not in a good way. I imagine we'd get juvenile insults, the same old tired catchphrases thrown out, jokes implying Roman Reigns is gay (probably with Paul Heyman--maybe calling him Reign's sugar daddy) a crappy nickname for Reigns that sounds like they could be a slur (a bit like Fruity Pebbles and Kung Pow Bitch for Cena)
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Apr 3, 2024 0:08:40 GMT -5
Prbly talking about “family” like he was his worst enemy vin diesel
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Apr 3, 2024 6:33:37 GMT -5
he'd call him romaine reigns and call himself the top lettuce earner i really need lunch The Head of the Lettuce
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Post by Doo Doo is a Ratings Expert on Apr 3, 2024 7:04:04 GMT -5
It would suck because face Rock is just awful and obnoxious and not in a good way. I imagine we'd get juvenile insults, the same old tired catchphrases thrown out, jokes implying Roman Reigns is gay (probably with Paul Heyman--maybe calling him Reign's sugar daddy) a crappy nickname for Reigns that sounds like they could be a slur (a bit like Fruity Pebbles and Kung Pow Bitch for Cena) I loved Rock's face shtick when I was a kid, but I can honestly say I don't want to see it anymore. The last few weeks are up there with his Hollywood Rock character IMO.
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Post by thechase on Apr 3, 2024 7:11:13 GMT -5
His celebrity friends like Henry Cavill would send in promos
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Apr 3, 2024 7:19:11 GMT -5
I loved Rock's face shtick when I was a kid, but I can honestly say I don't want to see it anymore. The last few weeks are up there with his Hollywood Rock character IMO. Even as a kid I never liked Rock much, I was always an Austin fan. Credit to him, as a heel he is absolutely phenomenal. One of the best heels. I dont watch WWE at moment, and only reason I am watching (or rather watching select segments) is because of Rock and Cody.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 3, 2024 7:31:22 GMT -5
Riding a bike around, looking at some titties
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Post by thecrusherwi on Apr 3, 2024 8:23:13 GMT -5
I still love that in kayfabe the reason for this match is:
Cody: "I won the Royal Rumble and can finish the story!" Seth: "Fight Me!" Cody: "Um I gotta think about it. Rock, I should fight Roman, right?" Rock: "Nah I want to fight him." Cody: "Ok...Rock can fight Roman I guess" Roman: "Yeah! I'm gonna fight Rock in the biggest match ever" Rock: "Yeah! Look at our family!" Cody: "I changed my mind. I wanna fight Roman." Roman: "You can't do that! I'll just beat you again." Cody: "You know, you're a real jerk. Your grandfathers probably agree." Rock: "HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY GRANDPA!! I ACKNOWLEDGE ROMAN!" Seth: "Can I be in this? I still want to beat up these jerks even though no one wants my belt" Drew "I do"
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