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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 4, 2024 18:39:32 GMT -5
I think the whole point of Jey getting his ass kicked was that they did a home invasion and that's crossing a line and getting too personal in the same way Swerve did it to Hangman So Billy brought a lot of extra oomph to the match which Jay was not ready for, having been blindsided before the match even began and then Billy just beat the piss out of him In practice, I get the idea, in execution, it lacked why not make it no dq though? why didn't they count them out or have it be a no contest?
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Post by polarbearpete on Apr 4, 2024 18:40:00 GMT -5
I think the whole point of Jey getting his ass kicked was that they did a home invasion and that's crossing a line and getting too personal in the same way Swerve did it to Hangman So Billy brought a lot of extra oomph to the match which Jay was not ready for, having been blindsided before the match even began and then Billy just beat the piss out of him In practice, I get the idea, in execution, it lacked Sure but it’s Billy Gunn. He wasn’t even pushed that strongly as a dominant wrestler in his prime, never mind at 60 years old. It’s crazy to book him to dominate like that over someone that should be a main event stalwart moving forward.
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Post by Facetious on Apr 4, 2024 18:51:38 GMT -5
I think the whole point of Jey getting his ass kicked was that they did a home invasion and that's crossing a line and getting too personal in the same way Swerve did it to Hangman So Billy brought a lot of extra oomph to the match which Jay was not ready for, having been blindsided before the match even began and then Billy just beat the piss out of him In practice, I get the idea, in execution, it lacked Easily could have had Billy beat the piss out of him before the match, canceling out the match, leading up to the brawl between the BCG and Acclaimed. No match, no damaging Jay, gets the heat the feud desperately needed, and no one's aura is damaged.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 4, 2024 19:23:05 GMT -5
I think the whole point of Jey getting his ass kicked was that they did a home invasion and that's crossing a line and getting too personal in the same way Swerve did it to Hangman So Billy brought a lot of extra oomph to the match which Jay was not ready for, having been blindsided before the match even began and then Billy just beat the piss out of him In practice, I get the idea, in execution, it lacked Sure but it’s Billy Gunn. He wasn’t even pushed that strongly as a dominant wrestler in his prime, never mind at 60 years old. It’s crazy to book him to dominate like that over someone that should be a main event stalwart moving forward. It's not exactly gonna kill Jay's career that a man who beat him up and blindsided him, and is a powerful man twice his size, could in fact, feasibly do that to him I'm just saying the match wasn't laid out well
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 4, 2024 19:23:30 GMT -5
I think the whole point of Jey getting his ass kicked was that they did a home invasion and that's crossing a line and getting too personal in the same way Swerve did it to Hangman So Billy brought a lot of extra oomph to the match which Jay was not ready for, having been blindsided before the match even began and then Billy just beat the piss out of him In practice, I get the idea, in execution, it lacked why not make it no dq though? why didn't they count them out or have it be a no contest? I couldn't tell you Wish they would have since it seemed like the match BADLY wanted to be
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UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 4, 2024 19:29:33 GMT -5
why not make it no dq though? why didn't they count them out or have it be a no contest? I couldn't tell you Wish they would have since it seemed like the match BADLY wanted to be yeah even just making it no dq would've tidied up a bunch of the shit that made it so strange, a no dq match evens the odds cause you got weapons/can't get counted out but i wish i knew what the hell they were thinking with all of it once the match started
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 4, 2024 19:39:42 GMT -5
I couldn't tell you Wish they would have since it seemed like the match BADLY wanted to be yeah even just making it no dq would've tidied up a bunch of the shit that made it so strange, a no dq match evens the odds cause you got weapons/can't get counted out but i wish i knew what the hell they were thinking with all of it once the match started The only reason I can imagine is they NEEDED the match to end in a DQ Why? Idk. Keep White down in the rankings with the loss? Keep both teams protected till Dynasty? There was probably reasoning, Tony overthinks a lot of shit because he likes to go by logic even if it's not always the answer to something more simple and it feels like that here
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 4, 2024 20:23:47 GMT -5
I thought maybe I was being a little harsh or picky but decided to go take a look at cagematch, a place I've only really heard about but not used. the 5 lowest rated matches in AEW history are the following.
5 - Allie & Brandi Rhodes vs. Mel & Penelope Ford = 1.55 out of 10 4 - Billy Gunn vs. Jay White = 1.41 out of 10 3 - Cezar Bononi vs. Luchasaurus = 1.40 out of 10 2 - Britt Baker & Rebel vs. Nyla Rose & Vickie Guerrero = 1.32 out of 10 1 - Matt Hardy vs. Sammy Guevara = 0.51 out of 10
i'll be damned
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Post by Cyno on Apr 4, 2024 20:38:16 GMT -5
I'm guessing that Matt Hardy vs Sammy Guevara match was the one where Matt landed on his head but they continued the match? Well deserved if so.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 4, 2024 20:40:28 GMT -5
I thought maybe I was being a little harsh or picky but decided to go take a look at cagematch, a place I've only really heard about but not used. the 5 lowest rated matches in AEW history are the following. 5 - Allie & Brandi Rhodes vs. Mel & Penelope Ford = 1.55 out of 10 4 - Billy Gunn vs. Jay White = 1.41 out of 10 3 - Cezar Bononi vs. Luchasaurus = 1.40 out of 10 2 - Britt Baker & Rebel vs. Nyla Rose & Vickie Guerrero = 1.32 out of 10 1 - Matt Hardy vs. Sammy Guevara = 0.51 out of 10 i'll be damned Jesus christ what did Bononi and Luchasaurus do to hurt people so bad? Lol
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 4, 2024 20:43:41 GMT -5
I'm guessing that Matt Hardy vs Sammy Guevara match was the one where Matt landed on his head but they continued the match? Well deserved if so. 100% that's the one Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] i've actually never seen that match but I think I've seen other people talk about it here as it being like, vomit inducing bad lmao. I should actually go see if I can find it online and what its deal is all about. I'm already in a state of bewilderment that you could have shit like that last night right after DB and Archer/Hobbs and Ospreay killing it, can't make it worse... can it?
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 4, 2024 20:53:47 GMT -5
I'm guessing that Matt Hardy vs Sammy Guevara match was the one where Matt landed on his head but they continued the match? Well deserved if so. 100% that's the one Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] i've actually never seen that match but I think I've seen other people talk about it here as it being like, vomit inducing bad lmao. I should actually go see if I can find it online and what its deal is all about. I'm already in a state of bewilderment that you could have shit like that last night right after DB and Archer/Hobbs and Ospreay killing it, can't make it worse... can it? I feel like I remember there being a botch in it that was egregious but I thought it happened on DARK More shocked Nakazawa vs Jebailey isn't here
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 4, 2024 21:28:51 GMT -5
bononi/luchasaurus wasn't terrible but i think it was heavily edited by what the comments said
nakazawa/jebailey feels like a three hour match so far
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 4, 2024 21:30:25 GMT -5
bononi/luchasaurus wasn't terrible but i think it was heavily edited by what the comments said nakazawa/jebailey feels like a three hour match so far Also why I'm shocked Bononi/Luchasaurus made it, it was edited I can think of a lot of DARK matches that weren't edited that deserved it more Watch Michael Nakazawa vs Joey Sweets... I'm really hard on Nakazawa right now but holy shit lol
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Apr 4, 2024 21:44:59 GMT -5
I thought maybe I was being a little harsh or picky but decided to go take a look at cagematch, a place I've only really heard about but not used. the 5 lowest rated matches in AEW history are the following. 5 - Allie & Brandi Rhodes vs. Mel & Penelope Ford = 1.55 out of 10 4 - Billy Gunn vs. Jay White = 1.41 out of 10 3 - Cezar Bononi vs. Luchasaurus = 1.40 out of 10 2 - Britt Baker & Rebel vs. Nyla Rose & Vickie Guerrero = 1.32 out of 10 1 - Matt Hardy vs. Sammy Guevara = 0.51 out of 10 i'll be damned Man, here I was thinking Mox/Hagar was the worst match I'd seen in AEW. Turns out those others were so frigging bad I literally blacked them out of my mind. I don't know which sounds worse, Allie/Brandi vs Mel/Penelope or Britt and Rebel vs Nyla and Vickie. Those two matches just sound like some kind of punishment for viewers for some sort of slight against Tony.
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Post by Facetious on Apr 4, 2024 21:45:34 GMT -5
That Mel mention reminded me of how I saw her in AAW after that atrocious match and I had to get up and go to the bathroom because I refused to see her.
She didn't even wrestle, I just couldn't do it.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 4, 2024 21:49:14 GMT -5
I thought maybe I was being a little harsh or picky but decided to go take a look at cagematch, a place I've only really heard about but not used. the 5 lowest rated matches in AEW history are the following. 5 - Allie & Brandi Rhodes vs. Mel & Penelope Ford = 1.55 out of 10 4 - Billy Gunn vs. Jay White = 1.41 out of 10 3 - Cezar Bononi vs. Luchasaurus = 1.40 out of 10 2 - Britt Baker & Rebel vs. Nyla Rose & Vickie Guerrero = 1.32 out of 10 1 - Matt Hardy vs. Sammy Guevara = 0.51 out of 10 i'll be damned Man, here I was thinking Mox/Hagar was the worst match I'd seen in AEW. Turns out those others were so frigging bad I literally blacked them out of my mind. I don't know which sounds worse, Allie/Brandi vs Mel/Penelope or Britt and Rebel vs Nyla and Vickie. Those two matches just sound like some kind of punishment for viewers for some sort of slight against Tony. funny thing is that the Mox/Hagar match is somehow not even in the worst 200 matches or so on there. i would've had that in my low 5 without question
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 4, 2024 21:58:48 GMT -5
Man, here I was thinking Mox/Hagar was the worst match I'd seen in AEW. Turns out those others were so frigging bad I literally blacked them out of my mind. I don't know which sounds worse, Allie/Brandi vs Mel/Penelope or Britt and Rebel vs Nyla and Vickie. Those two matches just sound like some kind of punishment for viewers for some sort of slight against Tony. funny thing is that the Mox/Hagar match is somehow not even in the worst 200 matches or so on there. i would've had that in my low 5 without question That match had the biggest sin of all about it... it was boring, and it was I believe solo JR commentary when he was at his lowest too I fell asleep during that match, not even ashamed to say that I did just like, pure Nyquil lmfao
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Post by Cyno on Apr 4, 2024 22:07:11 GMT -5
Nakazawa vs Jebailey is fine if you treat it as a comedy match and are in on all the little in-jokes. But if you're not, it's probably really painful.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 4, 2024 22:09:53 GMT -5
funny thing is that the Mox/Hagar match is somehow not even in the worst 200 matches or so on there. i would've had that in my low 5 without question That match had the biggest sin of all about it... it was boring, and it was I believe solo JR commentary when he was at his lowest too I fell asleep during that match, not even ashamed to say that I did just like, pure Nyquil lmfao it’s over a half hour of Hagar, I’m not sure how any of us stayed awake
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