This Might Be My New Favorite Macho Man Promo

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

No, it's not the coke-fueled insanity of 'Hotdoggin' and Grandstandin', but it just has so many crazy things in a 2 minute Mean Gene interview:

"Let me repeat myself! (one second later): I ain't repeatin' myself!"

"No promises, just guarantees!" then "nothing's a guarantee!"

Randy: "Don't lose your money, man, get on my good side!
Gene: "I thought I was on your-"
Randy: "YOU'RE NOT ON MY GOOD SIDE!!!!"

And this exchange:

Gene: "You're telling me that you're going to be the new heavyweight champion of the world? Don't you think Hulk Hogan has a little to say about that?"
Randy: Do you have something to say about that Hulk Hogan? If you have something to say to the Macho Man Randy Savage, SPEAK YOUR PEACE RIGHT NOW! I don't hear nothin'! In fact, I don't think there's nothin' he can say!"
Gene: "I..don't believe he's here..."
Randy: "OOOOOH He's not here!!!"


Then there's Gene saying he's had 'private conversations' with Elizabeth about her tennis game.

I AIN'T REPEATIN' MYSELF!!!!

[Fundertaker]

Needs more "NO MORE QUESTIONS!"

[tafkaga]

Macho and Mean Gene had so much charisma and personality. This will make me sound old and bitter, but it's hard for me to appreciate the modern product when I am reminded of what wrestling used to be.

[johnnyk9]

Cool promo

[XIII]

Coked out 80s promos are the best.