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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 14:32:25 GMT -5
 With the 2024 Draft less than a week away, I decided to go back in to the sunken place of 2019 and start rewatching that year's Draft where it was FOX vs. USA with war rooms and shit. The opening match was Seth Rollins vs Roman Reigns for the 1st Pick and it ended in a DQ when The Fiend pulled Seth under the ring and teleported around for 3 minutes after Seth just kinda got away. Baron Corbin and Shorty G had a PPV rematch. Baron Corbin and Shorty G had a PPV match. |
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 14:35:19 GMT -5
I'm currently watching a panel of dudes who haven't seen any wresting since the early 80s talk about who their 1st draft pick would be and mention at least 3 dudes who were dead when this aired because Terry Bradshaw started the whole thing off saying he'd pick Dusty Rhodes.  |
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Apr 24, 2024 14:41:00 GMT -5
Wasn’t that also the episode where Brock shattered Kofimania into a million pieces?
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 14:41:52 GMT -5
Samoa Joe's hat has been drafted to my heart  |
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 24, 2024 14:54:33 GMT -5
With the 2024 Draft less than a week away, I decided to go back in to the sunken place of 2019 and start rewatching that year's Draft where it was FOX vs. USA with war rooms and shit. The opening match was Seth Rollins vs Roman Reigns for the 1st Pick and it ended in a DQ when The Fiend pulled Seth under the ring and teleported around for 3 minutes after Seth just kinda got away. Baron Corbin and Shorty G had a PPV rematch. Baron Corbin and Shorty G had a PPV match. God, Joe Buck calling wrestling sounds like a nightmare. |
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 14:54:36 GMT -5
Brock Lesnar vs. Cain Velasquez and Braun Strowman vs. Tyson Fury being the top 2 feuds in the company has to be the absolute peak of part timer degeneracy. I'm literally watching Paul Heyman moan about stuff that happened in UFC on a Draft show.
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Ben Wyatt
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Apr 24, 2024 14:56:35 GMT -5
I can appreciate what they were going for.
That said, it was asscheeks and I didn't care for it.
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 15:01:23 GMT -5
Would you like to know what Urban Meyer looks for in a Draft pick  |
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 15:17:18 GMT -5
Alexa Bliss got drafted to RAW and the FOX war room are in such a state of despair it looks like Rupert Murdoch penis pics were accidentally broadcasted  |
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 15:25:22 GMT -5
THEY'RE CELEBRATING OVER DRAFTING HEAVY MACHINERY  "I really like what The War Room has put out tonight" - Samoa Joe, 2019 |
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 15:29:37 GMT -5
Jay Glazer is starting unsourced trade rumors  |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 24, 2024 15:38:18 GMT -5
I love that Cleatus was there  |
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 15:39:09 GMT -5
Jay Glazer said he would use his pick on Sonya Deville, please do not trust this man
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 24, 2024 15:43:19 GMT -5
Isn't this the one where the stupid idiots who drafted Natalya threw a rave orgy?
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 15:50:11 GMT -5
Bayley destroying The Bayley Buddies is still such a great moment for her character evolution and I absolutely cannot believe that it's stuck inbetween 2 hours of live suit reactions and Jay Glazer
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 15:56:09 GMT -5
Bayley just won the Women's World Title for the 2nd time with a rollup and after a draft recap she just grabbed the mic and said HEY BITCHES
This is actually the best show ever
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 16:02:45 GMT -5
 It's time to start Night 2 and I cannot f***ing wait |
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 16:10:35 GMT -5
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.  |
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 16:27:18 GMT -5
Universal Champ Seth Rollins with no sauce to speak of is like just as painful to rewatch in the present day as Big Dog Roman Reigns. This man just point blank said "I'm going to burn...it...down.."  ALSO WHERE'S THE PICKS ITS BEEN LIKE HALF AN HOUR |
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Apr 24, 2024 16:31:40 GMT -5
Dude this is not real I am not watching a real show right now  |
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