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Post by Casey Jones on May 8, 2024 10:23:43 GMT -5
I have never in my life been able to refill a butane lighter. I've tried a million times and I can't seem to figure it out.
I also need a tool to help get thread through a needle.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 29,005
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Post by Sephiroth on May 8, 2024 10:40:12 GMT -5
Snap.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on May 8, 2024 10:43:40 GMT -5
Not sure if it'd count as simple or not, but I never learned how to ride a bike.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on May 8, 2024 10:47:05 GMT -5
Whistle.
Draw.
Code.
Trigonometry.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 8, 2024 11:20:56 GMT -5
Click my fingers.
However I would like to request an award for not punching someone in the face for 'oh but you just go like this' and clicking at me yet
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Paul
Vegeta
Posts: 9,280
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Post by Paul on May 8, 2024 12:23:42 GMT -5
Click my fingers. However I would like to request an award for not punching someone in the face for 'oh but you just go like this' and clicking at me yet What is clicking your fingers? Like cracking your knuckles? |
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Totorob101
Hank Scorpio
Glob Glob Glob
Posts: 5,617
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Post by Totorob101 on May 8, 2024 12:27:34 GMT -5
Cant tie my shoelaces or any kind of knots whatsoever. Cant swim either. Im a simple person who cant do simple things!
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on May 8, 2024 12:30:59 GMT -5
Can't swim or ride a bike
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on May 8, 2024 12:48:09 GMT -5
Been smoking for over 20 years but can't roll a joint to save my life.
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Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
Posts: 5,526
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on May 8, 2024 13:50:40 GMT -5
Lead with my left leg when bowling.
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ERON
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 6,792
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Post by ERON on May 8, 2024 14:22:06 GMT -5
For the life of me, I can't dance, parallel park, or swing a golf club.
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thirteen3
Dennis Stamp
posted with a broken freakin neck keyboard
Posts: 3,813
Member is Online
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Post by thirteen3 on May 8, 2024 14:39:40 GMT -5
Being able to ride a bike would probably solve a lot of problems for me but I'm to embarrassed to learn.
Can't drive either, I'd be dead if I was American.
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Venti
Unicron
Posts: 3,002
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Post by Venti on May 8, 2024 14:55:10 GMT -5
I can't snap my fingers or whistle.
Which is a bummer cause I love doing random musical things like singing and hand-drumming on stuff when I listen to music
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,320
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Post by The Ichi on May 8, 2024 14:59:15 GMT -5
Click my fingers. However I would like to request an award for not punching someone in the face for 'oh but you just go like this' and clicking at me yet What is clicking your fingers? Like cracking your knuckles? I think it's that thing Thanos does. As for me I could never blow a bubblegum bubble. Haven't tried in years but doubt it's any different. |
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Matt
El Dandy
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Post by Matt on May 8, 2024 15:04:36 GMT -5
Being able to ride a bike would probably solve a lot of problems for me but I'm to embarrassed to learn. Can't drive either, I'd be dead if I was American. I’m American and can’t drive, not dead but it does suck. |
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
Posts: 8,015
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Post by Soultastic on May 8, 2024 15:11:10 GMT -5
Can't drive either, No matter what I do or how hard I try, I freeze.
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Post by Mr Mario Mario on May 8, 2024 15:15:23 GMT -5
* Don’t say Your Mom, Don’t say your Mom *
……….Your Dad
Dammit!
Serious answer is clicking my fingers
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Post by Hit Girl on May 8, 2024 16:22:13 GMT -5
Swim, ride a bike, drive, basic life skills, tolerate insolence.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on May 8, 2024 16:36:33 GMT -5
whistle
I don't know what it is about the shape of my mouth, but it can't make that noise.
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Post by grungesmurf on May 8, 2024 16:56:03 GMT -5
Swim
Blow a bubble with gum.
Drive
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