PRIMEVAL: SPOILERS AHEAD!

[Rorschach]

Ok......there are [glow=red,2,300]SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS[/glow] AHEAD.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!










































TURN BACK NOW IF YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING RUINED!!!















OK......So I saw the trailers for this last night, and my curiousity was piqued. So I did some snooping and found THIS: www.dreadcentral.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1099 .

Seems the ever-intrepid Scott Foy od DreadCentral knows a few things we don't.....namely that the serial killer, Gustave, that's mentioned in the trailers, is in fact a man eating crocodile.


That's right......the badass who's kill tally stands at over 300 and counting is a goddamned CROCODILE. And the plot of the movie follows an American news crew "determined to bring him in alive"........


Ok.....there must be a reason the producers wanted to hide this from people. Hell, had I gone in expecting "Gustave" to be like the next Leatherface, and gotten THIS plot instead, I'd be pretty pissed at the bait and switch. Whereas, now that I know it's a killer croc flick, I'll actually be more likely to go see it, and ENJOY it for what it is.


Also, they kind of give away the flick's ending in the trailers/TV spots, saying that "Gustave" is still at large. This tells you that the movie is not going to have a solid resolution one way or another. So basically all your getting is croc kills people, people hunt croc, croc escapes, THE END..........TO BE CONTINUED, if boc office reciepts prove PRIMEVAL worthy of a sequel.


Thoughts?

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

Wow, thanks for spoiling that for me. Seriously. I was expecting some realistic serial killer, and its a f'n crocodile? Crikey! Now I wont waste my time

[Brain Of F'n J]

I watched that preview last night and thought "I never heard of no serial killer with 300 kills! This must be like how 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' is 'based on a true story'."

If only that was the case.

f***ing LAME.

Jed Shaffer
~Jaws ... Pirahna ... Frogs ... Skeeter ... now, a crocodile. Next month: a killer koala!

[Steve Rogers]

The trailers did draw me in, I would've tossed money on this. Thank you, Rorshach, for saving me ten dollars.

[Rorschach]

one2 said:

The trailers did draw me in, I would've tossed money on this. Thank you, Rorshach, for saving me ten dollars.

You're quite welcome.....I just wanted to kind of give everyone a heads up after I read Foy's article. I didn't want anyone to do what I almost did, and go into this one blind......that.....just wouldn't be cool. Not cool at all.


That having been said, I will go and see this, now that I KNOW what the killer is.

*Shrugs*

I'm a sucker for a creature feature. And it's GOT to be better than LAKE PLACID, right?

[Michael Coello]

A crocodile? Are you freakin' kidding me? Please, tis has got to be a joke?

Are they getting Paul Hogan to be the hero?

[TRMcGillicutty]

A crocodile? I'M IN!

Lame monster movies are always fun.

[Brain Of F'n J]

karnage70 said:

one2 said:

The trailers did draw me in, I would've tossed money on this. Thank you, Rorshach, for saving me ten dollars.

I'm a sucker for a creature feature. And it's GOT to be better than LAKE PLACID, right?

Guess you've never seen "Skeeter" or "Frogs", have you?

Jed Shaffer
~I'm still in therapy over those two movies.

[Joe Neglia]

brainofj said:

karnage70 said:

I'm a sucker for a creature feature. And it's GOT to be better than LAKE PLACID, right?

Guess you've never seen "Skeeter" or "Frogs", have you?

Jed Shaffer
~I'm still in therapy over those two movies.

Komodo and Octopus were worse.

[Chainsaw]

I was expecting the joke to be "SPOILERS: It's not very good."

And the first person who says anything ill about "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon" is eating a Burning Hammer.

[mysterydriver]

chainsawiscaw said:

I was expecting the joke to be "SPOILERS: It's not very good."

And the first person who says anything ill about "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon" is eating a Burning Hammer.

But...but...it has "The Line!"!

[Rorschach]

chainsawiscaw said:

I was expecting the joke to be "SPOILERS: It's not very good."

And the first person who says anything ill about "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon" is eating a Burning Hammer.

And then they're eating Sliced Bread #3!






Which is a tasty wheat version, by the by...........

[Chainsaw]

mysterydriver said:

chainsawiscaw said:

I was expecting the joke to be "SPOILERS: It's not very good."

And the first person who says anything ill about "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon" is eating a Burning Hammer.

But...but...it has "The Line!"!

Exactly!

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

[Byakugan]

This has to be the greatest thing ever

[Chainsaw]

THE LINE IS LIFE!!!