Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jun 4, 2007 0:31:01 GMT -5
Have never been caught, but have caught people in the act on various occasions to hiliarious consequences.
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Sigma: Current SRW Champ!
Dennis Stamp
Writes about wrestling, does videos about game shows, helps transpeople, loves baseball etc.
Posts: 4,528
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Jun 4, 2007 0:40:56 GMT -5
I actually did catch my mom and my 3rd stepdad having intercourse when I needed mom to do a conference with my Math Teacher who showed up to take me to a chess tournament. Needless to say it was very embarrassing on everyone's party. Thankfully, I got $20 to forget all about it. That went a long way to soda, lunch, dinner and a video game. Buying silence? Did your mom or your stepdad work with the Mob or something? Nope, my stepdad was british and was an expert in martial arts. Unfortunately for me, I also caught him having cyber with someone who was the size as Yokozuna, but 1 foot smaller. When I found out, I was devastated. When he told mom and she relayed the message to me, I went into a personal shell that lasted 3 years. If I hadn't have been into that personal shell, I would be able to contribute more to this. But, since I was, I have to wait until I move to tell you more stories.
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Post by HMARK Center on Jun 4, 2007 0:43:09 GMT -5
Thankfully, never caught.
Actually, I should've clicked "I lock the door." Really doesn't take much to remember, even if you're drunk.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 4, 2007 0:46:11 GMT -5
Locking the door isn't an option when the studio you're in actually has no lock on it. Luckily the mic wasn't up on the soundboard.
I've said too much.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jun 4, 2007 0:46:16 GMT -5
I will now complete the story of getting caught by my best friend who then sang Celine Dion. About 6 months after the event happened. I walked into his house and I heard strange noises from his room. I peek I see him getting umm oral persuasion from this girl. I then say to myself it is revenge time. I walk in slowly and very loudly start singing Fat Bottom Girls. The girl then gets really scared and sort of bites down. Needless to say he was very angry and in a lot of pain. I still say it was totally worth it. I also lock all the doors in the house when the girlfriend and I have sex.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jun 4, 2007 1:05:40 GMT -5
In the heat of the passion it's easy to overlook locking the door and closing the curtains.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jun 4, 2007 2:18:08 GMT -5
I will now complete the story of getting caught by my best friend who then sang Celine Dion. About 6 months after the event happened. I walked into his house and I heard strange noises from his room. I peek I see him getting umm oral persuasion from this girl. I then say to myself it is revenge time. I walk in slowly and very loudly start singing Fat Bottom Girls. The girl then gets really scared and sort of bites down. Needless to say he was very angry and in a lot of pain. I still say it was totally worth it. I also lock all the doors in the house when the girlfriend and I have sex. Was your friend just a skinny lad?
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Post by carter 15 on Jun 4, 2007 2:32:35 GMT -5
Yeah once unfortunately. In my GF's pool, had her up against the steps and started going at it before i saw her mom walk around the smurfing corner. From where she was, she couldn't see our, ahhhh, lower halves so I THOUGHT QUICK. I started pulling leafs from inside the filter (which was right next to me). Her mom asked what i was doing and i started mumbling something about how dirty the filter was, she then went on to start putting things on the line as i quickly removed myself while she had her back turned. I FOOLED HER
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jun 4, 2007 3:08:28 GMT -5
I will now complete the story of getting caught by my best friend who then sang Celine Dion. About 6 months after the event happened. I walked into his house and I heard strange noises from his room. I peek I see him getting umm oral persuasion from this girl. I then say to myself it is revenge time. I walk in slowly and very loudly start singing Fat Bottom Girls. The girl then gets really scared and sort of bites down. Needless to say he was very angry and in a lot of pain. I still say it was totally worth it. I also lock all the doors in the house when the girlfriend and I have sex. Was your friend just a skinny lad? Nah, he is actually a 6'2 250 pound muscle head, but who am I to resist and oppertunity to sing Queen? I still feel kind of bad because I am sure getting that area bit must be extremely painful. Oh well it was totally worth it and the whole situation produced two awesome stories.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jun 4, 2007 3:22:38 GMT -5
Was your friend just a skinny lad? Nah, he is actually a 6'2 250 pound muscle head, but who am I to resist and oppertunity to sing Queen? I still feel kind of bad because I am sure getting that area bit must be extremely painful. Oh well it was totally worth it and the whole situation produced two awesome stories. Well, judging by his taste in Celine Dion and his prank, he evidently never knew no good from bad...
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Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
Posts: 18,051
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jun 4, 2007 4:04:54 GMT -5
Only when I'm by myself! lol jk
Um, I have three kids...the odds are bound to catch up with me.
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Scott
Dennis Stamp
Posts: 3,577
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Post by Scott on Jun 4, 2007 4:09:01 GMT -5
I was caught at work earlier this week. I was embarrassed, but only after I was done.
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Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
Posts: 18,051
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jun 4, 2007 4:09:14 GMT -5
Say, for all of you that have yet to enjoy intercourse, but want to really bad...
*Erik is about to shill*
Global Internet is your answer to tang shortage.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jun 4, 2007 4:35:56 GMT -5
I don't suppose it really counts as being caught...the story I've got in mind...but I think I'll leave it to the side for now... Because
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Vizier
Dennis Stamp
Snugglin' you back to health
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Post by Vizier on Jun 4, 2007 5:48:12 GMT -5
Say, for all of you that have yet to enjoy intercourse, but want to really bad... *Erik is about to shill* Global Internet is your answer to tang shortage. 1. Gimmick infringement on RD 2. Now RD's gonna get sued and not have a sponsor... GREAT JOB! EDIT: Haven't done it... sex that is.
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Post by Original Gansta - Charisma on Jun 4, 2007 5:49:22 GMT -5
Losing your virginity is the most anti-climatic thing ever.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jun 4, 2007 6:44:15 GMT -5
Maybe so, but if you're adventurous and willing to get out and seek out...uh...'further' experiences, it doesn't have to be the end of the good times sans articles of clothing.
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Post by chibidiablo on Jun 4, 2007 6:54:24 GMT -5
I got caught by my ex-girlfriends dad once when I was 18. He was a huge huge scary man. Good Times.
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Post by EvilShadow76 on Jun 4, 2007 7:53:00 GMT -5
I lock the door. Just to be on the safe side Nothing sounds worse than really enjoying it...then have someone walk in on you. Especially a relative.
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Post by tommyvercetti on Jun 4, 2007 8:01:59 GMT -5
One time my wife's hot friend spent the night on our couch, and since our bedroom is like right next door, I drilled my wife as hard as I could to hopefully get her friend horny enough to join us.
But yeah..I was actually hoping to get caught.
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