jobber2thestars
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Post by jobber2thestars on Jun 3, 2007 22:57:51 GMT -5
Earlier tonight I was caught for the first time. My girlfriend and I were together and her sister walked in. I dove behind the bed while she quickly pulled the covers over herself. Needless to say we were both very embarrassed. Do any of you guys have some stories like this?
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Post by kickassforumguyme on Jun 3, 2007 23:01:00 GMT -5
Getting caught is the best  |
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Daveman
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Post by Daveman on Jun 3, 2007 23:02:15 GMT -5
No one has ever walked in on me and a girl, but plenty of people have told me they've heard us.
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Post by Original Gansta - Charisma on Jun 3, 2007 23:02:28 GMT -5
Yeah... I almost got murdered in San Marcos, Texas because of it. That weekend I got caught by not only the girl's mom but the guy she was engaged too... oops... That whole weekend was insane... I jumped on a plane to Vegas at four in the morning to avoid getting killed by a mob led by her boyfriend who was out looking for me.
Come to think of it, I've been caught a handful of times. One girl I got with crazy schizophrenic uncle caught us, borrowed her car, got sent to jail, girl had to go get him from jail that night, he flipped out and threatened to kill the both of us, then tried to kill himself, then ran out into the woods where the police caught him later.
Fun times...
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 3, 2007 23:03:22 GMT -5
Sadly, option #4....
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Post by acressl on Jun 3, 2007 23:03:35 GMT -5
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Jun 3, 2007 23:04:01 GMT -5
No, but the past week, I have heard the people who live in the apartment above me... kinda gross actually
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Corporate H
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Post by Corporate H on Jun 3, 2007 23:04:02 GMT -5
Never got caught, but should have. I once banged my ex girlfriend in the kitchen while her grandmother was in the next room on her respirator. She came in the room right as I pull my pants up. It was a close call.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jun 3, 2007 23:04:03 GMT -5
Me and my girlfriend were having sex once, and in the middle of the act, my friend walks in, and instead of being nice and leaving he walks in and starts singing Celine Dion, and I really wish I was making this up.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 3, 2007 23:06:50 GMT -5
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Post by rrm15 on Jun 3, 2007 23:07:25 GMT -5
Me and my girlfriend were having sex once, and in the middle of the act, my friend walks in, and instead of being nice and leaving he walks in and starts singing Celine Dion, and I really wish I was making this up. LMAO |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jun 3, 2007 23:10:00 GMT -5
Yes won't go in to detail. On of my GF's friends never bothers to knock when she makes one of her all too random visits.
I did not think of looking the front door at the heat of the moment.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 3, 2007 23:12:49 GMT -5
My brother who never knocks walks in on my master debating myself once in a while. Does that count?
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nisi
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Post by nisi on Jun 3, 2007 23:13:08 GMT -5
Never got caught, but should have. I once banged my ex girlfriend in the kitchen while her grandmother was in the next room on her respirator. She came in the room right as I pull my pants up. It was a close call. I've had similar situations, where pants or shorts suddenly come up, I can only hope fast enough. |
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Dr. T is an alien
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Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 3, 2007 23:13:53 GMT -5
My oldest boy found our hidden key to the master bedroom when he was 5 and used it to unlock our door while we were, well, being husband and wife. Fortunately, we were under the sheets and stopped immediately , but that still did not reduce the mortification that I experienced because he jumped up on the bed and climbed on my back before we could, um, disengage (with the sheets still between me and him) and asked "hey Dad, can you help me with something?"
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jun 3, 2007 23:15:38 GMT -5
My oldest boy found our hidden key to the master bedroom when he was 5 and used it to unlock our door while we were, well, being husband and wife. Fortunately, we were under the sheets and stopped immediately , but that still did not reduce the mortification that I experienced because he jumped up on the bed and climbed on my back before we could, um, disengage (with the sheets still between me and him) and asked "hey Dad, can you help me with something?" What did Kevin Smith call it when his daughter caught him and Mrs Smith going at it? |
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 3, 2007 23:17:14 GMT -5
Me and my girlfriend were having sex once, and in the middle of the act, my friend walks in, and instead of being nice and leaving he walks in and starts singing Celine Dion, and I really wish I was making this up. I like your friend already. That's classic. |
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Jun 3, 2007 23:19:38 GMT -5
I wish I could have been caught having sex, but I would have to actually have sex first.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 3, 2007 23:19:43 GMT -5
My oldest boy found our hidden key to the master bedroom when he was 5 and used it to unlock our door while we were, well, being husband and wife. Fortunately, we were under the sheets and stopped immediately , but that still did not reduce the mortification that I experienced because he jumped up on the bed and climbed on my back before we could, um, disengage (with the sheets still between me and him) and asked "hey Dad, can you help me with something?" What did Kevin Smith call it when his daughter caught him and Mrs Smith going at it? What are you talking about? Did he tell a similar story? I'm not claiming someone elses story as my own. |
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Franchise
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No you didn't.
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Post by Franchise on Jun 3, 2007 23:19:55 GMT -5
No, but it's come damn close.
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