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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 20, 2007 15:59:37 GMT -5
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jun 20, 2007 16:47:17 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Rodriguez:
I love your work. I’ve been a fan of yours since I was 32. Like any right-thinking person, I consider Sin City a legendary achievement, and I think your work on The Faculty is both underrated and tropical.
I’m excited that you’re bringing attention back to the grindhouse scene. I love slasher flicks, and I have a pitch that you’ll want to greenlight right away. The idea hit me when I was f***ing in my Bathroom, and I was so inspired I knocked out a treatment in two days. It’s like zombie holocaust meets blade runner, directed by brian de palma. Check it out:
The setting is a blazing hot desert that may be someone’s psychosexual projection. Blacklips Ramirez, a well-armed militia member, befriends a topless dancer after the two share hard-luck stories at a bar. Following one hard-drinking night together, Blacklips Ramirez returns home to discover that the scent of a long-absent evil killed his loner and he swears revenge. After several protracted battles with rotten henchmen, Blacklips Ramirez and his loyal half-nude partner in arms corner and vanquish evil for good (or at least until the sequel) using the Longest Gun Ever Wielded by a Manly Man! A grateful populace cheers the duo for destroying this menace and rewards them with Pirate Gold.
It’s a can’t miss idea! With my creative direction and your mentorship, there’s no way this will make less than £1,000,000 on the opening weekend.
I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
Steve hoffman
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