Just witnessed a pretty nasty looking car crash

[angryfan]

Well, I just saw a freaky looking car crash.

I'm at work, and my buidling is a damn sauna, since us third shifters don't need air conditioning or any of those perks, so I stepped out to get some air.

I was outside for maybe two minutes when I see a white stationwagon coming down the street towards me, and a black SUV comes out of nowhere, blows through a red light, T-bones the stationwagon, flips the stationwagon and lands on its roof on the street/sidewalk maybe thirty feet from me. I swear, it was like a live-action version of Burnout.

The cops, medics, and fire department were there within three minutes of my call, and it looks like everyone (somehow) is unhurt, but damn. The stationwagon's roof is pretty much in a U shape, and the SUV is torn six ways to hell. Glass and metal everywhere, and the driver of the SUV is, I garuantee, going to jail.

Seems she's too stoned (no smell of alcohol from when I ran to check on her) to realize that maybe she should have stopped at the red light, more at elast gone through it at somwhere around the speed limit, which she had to be doing double. When I came inside, she was ranting at the cops about her car and just what the hell they planned to do about it.

God, sometimes I love third shift.

[Johnny]

THIRD SHIFT IS THE BOMB DUDE! Lack of real work and you get fun stuff like that.

[Aaron E. Dangerously]

angryfan said:

Seems she's too stoned (no smell of alcohol from when I ran to check on her) to realize that maybe she should have stopped at the red light, more at elast gone through it at somwhere around the speed limit, which she had to be doing double.

God, sometimes I love third shift.

Crazy how some people believe they drive better when they're high.

[angryfan]

aaronedangerously said:

angryfan said:

Seems she's too stoned (no smell of alcohol from when I ran to check on her) to realize that maybe she should have stopped at the red light, more at elast gone through it at somwhere around the speed limit, which she had to be doing double.

God, sometimes I love third shift.

Crazy how some people believe they drive better when they're high.

Oh she was more than high, she was toasted to "Half Baked" levels. When I got off the phone with 911, and started asking her the usual questions about if she felt any dizzyness or what not, she got real pissed, told me to "mind my business, motherf***er" and then started screaming at the driver of the stationwagon, who hadn't even gotten out of her car.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

aaronedangerously said:

Crazy how some people believe they drive better when they're high.

That made me think of this.

[Super Nimieboo]

angryfan said:

aaronedangerously said:

Crazy how some people believe they drive better when they're high.

Oh she was more than high, she was toasted to "Half Baked" levels. When I got off the phone with 911, and started asking her the usual questions about if she felt any dizzyness or what not, she got real pissed, told me to "mind my business, motherf***er" and then started screaming at the driver of the stationwagon, who hadn't even gotten out of her car.

what a total bitch.

[angryfan]

rastabilly said:

angryfan said:

Oh she was more than high, she was toasted to "Half Baked" levels. When I got off the phone with 911, and started asking her the usual questions about if she felt any dizzyness or what not, she got real pissed, told me to "mind my business, motherf***er" and then started screaming at the driver of the stationwagon, who hadn't even gotten out of her car.

what a total pup.

Hell, the best part for me was her total lack of recognition of the scene, the fact that she could've killed the other person and herself, that she was completely in the wrong for speeding adn running a red light, or even the fact that she could be injured. She just wanted to scream about what "we'd" done to her car.

[The Booty Disciple]

I listened to a similar situation on the police scanner tonight. Evidently, a guy drove 45 MPH or so down a roadway after evading the cops for a couple minutes, so at a farther intersection, they put down tire strips. They blew, he lost control, and rolled twice. Same kind of situation, seeing as he was so drunk that the cops evidently had a hard time getting him to realize he was being arrested. He kept asking why they were there. Beautiful.

[Captain Wonderful]

Where in Ohio are you?

[stevierichardsfan]

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