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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Jul 2, 2007 14:19:30 GMT -5
From Melodicrock:
VAN HALEN LOOKING AT 2007 LIVE DATES: So, the word has started to leak...Van Halen are setting up a tour for 2007 and should everything fall into place it will start sooner rather than later. David Lee Roth, Eddie Van Halen, Alex Van Halen and Wolfgang Van Halen have gotten together and parties involved in all aspects of the Van Halen machine are mobilizing to get this tour set up. I can confirm dates and venues are being penciled in. There isn't much more I can say at this time, but safe to say should everything go to plan (and we all know how things can change with these guys), the band should hit the road for US dates starting in September.
I told you it wasn't over!
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Jul 2, 2007 14:23:30 GMT -5
We've heard this before.
Jed Shaffer ~I won't believe it's a lock until the tour is over, having fulfilled all promised dates.
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Jul 2, 2007 14:25:22 GMT -5
We've heard this before. Jed Shaffer ~I won't believe it's a lock until the tour is over, having fulfilled all promised dates. True, but considering Dave now has Ed's wife as his publicist, I think it's going to happen.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Jul 2, 2007 14:30:51 GMT -5
We've heard this before. Jed Shaffer ~I won't believe it's a lock until the tour is over, having fulfilled all promised dates. True, but considering Dave now has Ed's wife as his publicist, I think it's going to happen. That means nothing. These guys are as volatile as a bottle of nitro glycerin in an epileptic's hands during an earthquake. If this tour happens, I expect a rain of loaves and fishes the next day. Jed Shaffer ~I'll happily admit I'm wrong on this one. But I don't think I'll need to.
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Jul 2, 2007 14:36:42 GMT -5
True, but considering Dave now has Ed's wife as his publicist, I think it's going to happen. That means nothing. These guys are as volatile as a bottle of nitro glycerin in an epileptic's hands during an earthquake. If this tour happens, I expect a rain of loaves and fishes the next day. Jed Shaffer ~I'll happily admit I'm wrong on this one. But I don't think I'll need to. You better buy an umbrella.
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Post by Todd Pettengill on Jul 2, 2007 14:39:49 GMT -5
he'll go into rehab a day before it starts
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Jul 2, 2007 14:44:31 GMT -5
That means nothing. These guys are as volatile as a bottle of nitro glycerin in an epileptic's hands during an earthquake. If this tour happens, I expect a rain of loaves and fishes the next day. Jed Shaffer ~I'll happily admit I'm wrong on this one. But I don't think I'll need to. You better buy an umbrella. You willing to put money on that? Remember, the spring tour was a lock, and wow, did that tour ever set the world on fire! And then there was the smooth ride of the Hagar/Roth tour. I wanna believe as much as the next guy, I really do. But how many times to do you have to put your hand on the burner and get singed before you figure out the burner's hot? Not me, not again. Jed Shaffer ~Having Axl Rose as a front-man couldn't create this much drama.
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Jul 2, 2007 14:46:46 GMT -5
You better buy an umbrella. You willing to put money on that? Remember, the spring tour was a lock, and wow, did that tour ever set the world on fire! And then there was the smooth ride of the Hagar/Roth tour. I wanna believe as much as the next guy, I really do. But how many times to do you have to put your hand on the burner and get singed before you figure out the burner's hot? Not me, not again. Jed Shaffer ~Having Axl Rose as a front-man couldn't create this much drama. How about this: if VH doesn't tour with Roth, be it this fall or sometime next year, I will eat horseradish. And I hate horseradish. I will videotape myself eating horseradish and post it online. Of course, if they do tour, you have to eat something equally as gross. All in good fun, though.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Jul 2, 2007 14:51:55 GMT -5
If I was actually gonna bet, two things: 1) your condition of "This fall or sometime next year" gives you WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much. A year and a half, technically. The press release says starting in September. The bet would be "by September".
2) Horseradish? You're gonna bet eating gross foods? No. I bet money.
However, I'm not betting. I have my own rules about betting, and #1 is: Don't bet unless you can influence the outcome to your own favor. I can't, so I won't (the "wanna put money" statement was metaphorical). Besides, I WANT them to tour; I'll mark out as hard as you will if they do. I just don't think they can pull it off.
Jed Shaffer ~If they can, maybe Chinese Democracy will come out after all.
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Post by rra on Jul 2, 2007 14:52:59 GMT -5
If I was actually gonna bet, two things: 1) your condition of "This fall or sometime next year" gives you WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much. A year and a half, technically. The press release says starting in September. The bet would be "by September". 2) Horseradish? You're gonna bet eating gross foods? No. I bet money. However, I'm not betting. I have my own rules about betting, and #1 is: Don't bet unless you can influence the outcome to your own favor. I can't, so I won't (the "wanna put money" statement was metaphorical). Besides, I WANT them to tour; I'll mark out as hard as you will if they do. I just don't think they can pull it off. Jed Shaffer ~If they can, maybe Chinese Democracy will come out after all. China will haev Democracy before CHINESE DEMOCRACY is released. Now that is a clusterf***.
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Post by Smarky on Jul 2, 2007 14:53:33 GMT -5
I'm not holding my breath for this one.
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Post by rra on Jul 2, 2007 15:01:00 GMT -5
Van Halen will actually tour when Pink Floyd does.
TRANSLATION: Never!
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Jul 2, 2007 15:08:46 GMT -5
If I was actually gonna bet, two things: 1) your condition of "This fall or sometime next year" gives you WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much. A year and a half, technically. The press release says starting in September. The bet would be "by September". 2) Horseradish? You're gonna bet eating gross foods? No. I bet money. However, I'm not betting. I have my own rules about betting, and #1 is: Don't bet unless you can influence the outcome to your own favor. I can't, so I won't (the "wanna put money" statement was metaphorical). Besides, I WANT them to tour; I'll mark out as hard as you will if they do. I just don't think they can pull it off. Jed Shaffer ~If they can, maybe Chinese Democracy will come out after all. Eating horseradish is a bigger embarrassment than losing money.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jul 2, 2007 16:00:26 GMT -5
September, Shouldn't the Bassett be In school.... f*** you Wolfgang
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Post by TuneinTokyo on Jul 2, 2007 18:50:14 GMT -5
I won't wait up for this one.
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Post by HoagieWithPastrami on Jul 2, 2007 19:16:49 GMT -5
It's not a true reunoin without Michael Anthony!
Can't we just get Eddie to think clearly for one second? It takes the guy over 20 years to finally realize the insane amounts of cash a tour with Dave could rake in. And even then, he wants to blemish the reunion by putting his kid in the band over Michael Anthony!!
If Wolfgang is seen anywhere near the legendary Jack Daniels bass I'm gonna puke!!!
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Jul 2, 2007 19:28:55 GMT -5
It's not a true reunoin without Michael Anthony! Can't we just get Eddie to think clearly for one second? It takes the guy over 20 years to finally realize the insane amounts of cash a tour with Dave could rake in. And even then, he wants to blemish the reunion by putting his kid in the band over Michael Anthony!! If Wolfgang is seen anywhere near the legendary Jack Daniels bass I'm gonna puke!!! Meh. Anthony's chosen who he wants to play with. Ronald McDonald.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Jul 3, 2007 8:13:36 GMT -5
If I was actually gonna bet, two things: 1) your condition of "This fall or sometime next year" gives you WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much. A year and a half, technically. The press release says starting in September. The bet would be "by September". 2) Horseradish? You're gonna bet eating gross foods? No. I bet money. However, I'm not betting. I have my own rules about betting, and #1 is: Don't bet unless you can influence the outcome to your own favor. I can't, so I won't (the "wanna put money" statement was metaphorical). Besides, I WANT them to tour; I'll mark out as hard as you will if they do. I just don't think they can pull it off. Jed Shaffer ~If they can, maybe Chinese Democracy will come out after all. Eating horseradish is a bigger embarrassment than losing money. Who cares about embarrassment? I don't make bets to humiliate people. That's just sadistic grade-school nonsense. If I bet, it's so that I can come out victorious and in better shape then I was before. I get no enjoyment out of someone having to wear a dress or eat 20 jalapenos or whatever; I get satisfaction from the $20 I just won. Jed Shaffer ~No Michael Anthony, no real reunion.
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jul 3, 2007 12:31:48 GMT -5
I think the only way to get David Lee Roth and the Van Halen Family to co-exist is to promise each party that after every concert they'd get to beat the hell out of each other for an hour.
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Post by jfbop37 on Jul 3, 2007 12:45:54 GMT -5
You willing to put money on that? Remember, the spring tour was a lock, and wow, did that tour ever set the world on fire! Exactly, the spring tour was a lock and then Edward pulled out and people lost a WHOLE LOT OF CASH because of that. I just think Edward has burned his fans too many times in the past 10 years to be optimisitic any more about VH. As far as I'm concerned, VH died with a small whimper by having the two guys NOT ALLOWED on this "tour" accept the spot on the RRHOF.
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