Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jul 5, 2007 11:58:43 GMT -5
Care to share some of the best you have read or perhaps a photo? Send them here!
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jul 5, 2007 12:06:49 GMT -5
"...Went into a bar with my friends, and had to go to the bathroom. So I went in there and sat down. Somebody had written on the stall: "Metallica Rules!"... Under that it said: "Metaliica Sucks!"... Under that it said: "You Suck!"... Under that it said: "F*** You!"
I just thought, 'Man... a lot of people s*** with pens! Why don't I have one? Because Toy Story 2 was okay!'" -Demetri Martin
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2007 12:07:42 GMT -5
I saw one that said "Gravy Man!" at an Outback Steakhouse. It remained there for nearly a year, too.
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Post by gmanquik on Jul 5, 2007 12:08:50 GMT -5
I remember a funny one from about a year ago at the grocery store I used to work at.
Someone wrote "KKK is back in town", and after that, someone scratched out 'KKK' and wrote in 'My ass' to make "My ass is back in town", and then someone else left their phone number underneath that.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Jul 5, 2007 12:08:52 GMT -5
(insert random name here) is super gay!!!
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Post by acressl on Jul 5, 2007 12:13:12 GMT -5
I always wanted to buck the trend of bathroom grafitti and just write little factoids on bathroom stalls. Dumb stuff like "Did you know that James Monroe was our fifth president and was born on April 28th, 1758 in Westmoreland County, Virginia?" To which someone would surely reply "you're gay" or something equally as clever.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jul 5, 2007 12:14:40 GMT -5
Once, I saw graffiti that said "For a good time call _____." So I called. She was boring.
Liars.
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jul 5, 2007 12:15:06 GMT -5
Most intelligent thing i ever saw written on a bathroom stall was the complete proof of the Quadratic Formula.
I can only imagine how constipated the guy writing it had to be.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jul 5, 2007 12:16:06 GMT -5
At my last job, there was one stall that was sanded down because of the amount of grafitti/artwork on it.
The one piece I remember was that someone drew a Pennywise-like clown holding a long twisted hook, and the caption read "Coat Hanger Abortions by Nipples the Clown"
The clown looked pretty cool, but the whole abortion part was bizarre.
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Post by gmanquik on Jul 5, 2007 12:32:42 GMT -5
At my last job, there was one stall that was sanded down because of the amount of grafitti/artwork on it. The one piece I remember was that someone drew a Pennywise-like clown holding a long twisted hook, and the caption read "Coat Hanger Abortions by Nipples the Clown" The clown looked pretty cool, but the whole abortion part was bizarre. Good. I don't need anyone stealing my gimmick. ;D |
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Post by Shane Douglas on Jul 5, 2007 12:32:53 GMT -5
Ive seen "Beware Of Gay Limbo Dancers" in a cubicle whose door didnt touch the ground.
And also saw "Pull here for engineering degree", pointing to the toilet roll dispenser.
Apart from that the usual s*it to be honest!
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Jul 5, 2007 12:44:40 GMT -5
There is some good stuff on the coffee shop I go to. Thankfully, the majority of it is poems and little sketches or pop art style stuff. The one I like the most is "Pro life? Go Vegan!". I will try to get some pics tonight and post them up sometime this weekend.
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Just Jay
Unicron
DIESEL!?!?!
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Post by Just Jay on Jul 5, 2007 13:56:24 GMT -5
I think it speaks for itself. I found this in the nice, clean bathrooms of Lesley University.  |
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Jul 5, 2007 14:05:33 GMT -5
Who are these people who carry pens around in their pockets? Cos i've never met one.
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Post by gmanquik on Jul 5, 2007 14:09:39 GMT -5
If I ever wanted to graffiti, I could. I always keep a boxcutter and a Sharpie on me at all times. I dunno why. I just do.
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Post by acressl on Jul 5, 2007 14:11:38 GMT -5
I have a sudden urge to go to a public restroom and do grafitti Smackdown Spoilers.
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Post by A Magician Named SHAKE on Jul 5, 2007 14:13:07 GMT -5
I once saw that someone drew a picture of a TV set and wrote underneath it "TELEVISION IS VISUAL LIES".
So confused I almost missed the toilet.
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Post by jfbop37 on Jul 5, 2007 14:42:55 GMT -5
 This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint". |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 5, 2007 16:21:29 GMT -5
a few years back my parents and I were on our way to NY by car. we stopped for gas somewhere in Georgia. in the bathroom it said
"Best Head in the South! Meet me behind the dumpster by the [whatever Motel was next door]. Monday through Wednesday 2pm-6pm. Thursday-Friday....."
yes, it actually listed a work schedule!
Another dumb one was over at the local Walmart. There was a Car Club of ICP fans called the Juggalo Rydas. 5 or 6 of these people worked at this particular Walmart. In the bathroom on the stalls it said "ICP RULES! JUGGALOS 4 LIFE etc etc." My only response was "Gee....I wonder who could've possibly wrote that there...."
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megaman2184
Don Corleone
Megaman doesn't change facial expressions!!!
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Post by megaman2184 on Jul 5, 2007 16:22:10 GMT -5
I think it speaks for itself. I found this in the nice, clean bathrooms of Lesley University. Holy crap, that "O Rly?" is funny as hell. ;D Thank god I wasn't drinking water. God bathroom grafitti is just too funny! |
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