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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Jul 8, 2007 1:28:34 GMT -5
I said I was sorry for interrupting. Fine I will ask a question. If there is a chance I will have sex later, should I take a break from posting to shower? Or should I take a chance with smelly balls? I can answer that. TAKE A SHOWER!!!!  |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 1:30:43 GMT -5
I said I was sorry for interrupting. Fine I will ask a question. If there is a chance I will have sex later, should I take a break from posting to shower? Or should I take a chance with smelly balls? Dear humanoid, Just because you are sorry doesn't mean that it still doesn't hurt. I may forgive you, but forgetting is another matter. (man, I hear those lines WAY too much.) Anyways... showering and good hygiene are always good things to do. If you are clean cut, and smell nice, girls are easier to manipul... er, girls are more likely to jump on you. It's the way the world goes. If you are stinky, they aren't going to want to go down there, know what I'm saying? |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 1:33:09 GMT -5
Who are you and why should I listen to you? Dear What?, Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan. Don't make me play some Van Halen in your earphones.  Somebody say Meat? Yes, Fortune City sells the best Meat. *link doesn't work for me,  * |
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 1:34:34 GMT -5
Dear Latino Meat,
My name is Ring Ring and I type Engrish. Do you any advrise for such a rass?
Tank You,
Ring Ring
P.S
12/F/N Korea
Wanna sex?
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Post by humanoid on Jul 8, 2007 1:34:51 GMT -5
I said I was sorry for interrupting. Fine I will ask a question. If there is a chance I will have sex later, should I take a break from posting to shower? Or should I take a chance with smelly balls? Dear humanoid, Just because you are sorry doesn't mean that it still doesn't hurt. I may forgive you, but forgetting is another matter. (man, I hear those lines WAY too much.) Anyways... showering and good hygiene are always good things to do. If you are clean cut, and smell nice, girls are easier to manipul... er, girls are more likely to jump on you. It's the way the world goes. If you are stinky, they aren't going to want to go down there, know what I'm saying? I have to be honest, I wasn't that sorry, how dare you no sell as Spies Like Us quote? I was standing up for what's right. |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 1:36:35 GMT -5
Dear Latino Meat 12/F/Michigan Sex? It was the Spongebob Jacket, wasn't it? DAMNIT! |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 1:38:31 GMT -5
Dear humanoid, Just because you are sorry doesn't mean that it still doesn't hurt. I may forgive you, but forgetting is another matter. (man, I hear those lines WAY too much.) Anyways... showering and good hygiene are always good things to do. If you are clean cut, and smell nice, girls are easier to manipul... er, girls are more likely to jump on you. It's the way the world goes. If you are stinky, they aren't going to want to go down there, know what I'm saying? I have to be honest, I wasn't that sorry, how dare you no sell as Spies Like Us quote? I was standing up for what's right. Dear humanoid, Why are you so bitter? Are you too busy fighting for your life? Is it coming crashing down, and hurting you inside? If so, then you better take a stand, it doesn't help to hide. BE A MAN! DON"T LET IT SLIDE! |
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Post by jfbop37 on Jul 8, 2007 1:38:52 GMT -5
Dear Latino Meat 12/F/Michigan Sex? Love that Straight Shootin' series, man. Anyhoo......Dr. Meat, I'm new to the city and I'm painfully shy, how do I go about meeting new people? |
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Post by humanoid on Jul 8, 2007 1:41:05 GMT -5
I have to be honest, I wasn't that sorry, how dare you no sell as Spies Like Us quote? I was standing up for what's right. Dear humanoid, Why are you so bitter? Are you too busy fighting for your life? Is it coming crashing down, and hurting you inside? If so, then you better take a stand, it doesn't help to hide. BE A MAN! DON"T LET IT SLIDE! I am a real Canadian... Oh and I am defensive because I don't think enough people appreciate Spies Like US. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 8, 2007 1:44:28 GMT -5
Wait, where did I leave my keys?
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 1:45:13 GMT -5
Wait, where did I leave my keys? In my bed. Lets make something we'll leave up to your imagination. 11/M/North Dakota |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 1:46:13 GMT -5
Dear Latino Meat 12/F/Michigan Sex? Love that Straight Shootin' series, man. Anyhoo......Dr. Meat, I'm new to the city and I'm painfully shy, how do I go about meeting new people? Dear JFBop, You answered your own question. You ARE in a new city, so pretend you are someone else. Someone that is NOT shy. Something that is confident. Raise your head up high, and make conversations with the checkers at supermarkets... *the HOT checkers, not the 90 year old that needs a cane* You can meet girls anywhere. The grocery store, laundromat, Wal*Mart.. the mall. If you have to, act interested in something that a hottie is doing, and ask her questions about it. All it takes is interest, and girls will talk to you. After that point, just be yourself, turned down a notch, and ask them questions about stuff that you notice. Or, you can always make fun of them. That always works for me. However, in order to make fun of them with them giving the flirty laugh and not the "imma bout to punch you out" look, they have too be interested at least a little bit. My favorite thing to say when I was younger was... "Wow, you're pretty hot. For a white girl." Backhanded compliments are your friends  |
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Post by humanoid on Jul 8, 2007 1:46:28 GMT -5
Wait, where did I leave my keys? In my bed. Lets make sex. 11/M/North Dakota If you like Meat so much can I have your girlfriends number? Uh...I mean "nice job" |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 1:46:55 GMT -5
Dear Latino Meat, My name is Ring Ring and I type Engrish. Do you any advrise for such a rass? Tank You, Ring Ring P.S 12/F/N Korea Wanna sex? lol, i'll pretend you said 18 |
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 1:48:13 GMT -5
In my bed. Lets make sex. 11/M/North Dakota If you like Meat so much can I have your girlfriends number? Uh...I mean "nice job" Sure its 555-555-7483 |
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Post by humanoid on Jul 8, 2007 1:49:01 GMT -5
If you like Meat so much can I have your girlfriends number? Uh...I mean "nice job" Sure its 555-555-7483 It was busy. I will try again later, thanks. P.S. Good luck with Meat. |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 1:50:09 GMT -5
Wait, where did I leave my keys? They are on top of the nightstand. Not that I... um, uh... HEY LOOK OVER THERE! |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 8, 2007 1:52:13 GMT -5
Aha! Jokes on you! I don't have any keys! I use a small glowing power stone to access my various doors and vehicles.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 1:52:20 GMT -5
If you like Meat so much can I have your girlfriends number? Uh...I mean "nice job" Sure its 555-555-7483 Wait a second, I already have that number saved on my phone... |
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Post by jfbop37 on Jul 8, 2007 1:52:56 GMT -5
Love that Straight Shootin' series, man. Anyhoo......Dr. Meat, I'm new to the city and I'm painfully shy, how do I go about meeting new people? Dear JFBop, You answered your own question. You ARE in a new city, so pretend you are someone else. Someone that is NOT shy. Something that is confident. Raise your head up high, and make conversations with the checkers at supermarkets... *the HOT checkers, not the 90 year old that needs a cane* You can meet girls anywhere. The grocery store, laundromat, Wal*Mart.. the mall. If you have to, act interested in something that a hottie is doing, and ask her questions about it. All it takes is interest, and girls will talk to you. After that point, just be yourself, turned down a notch, and ask them questions about stuff that you notice. Or, you can always make fun of them. That always works for me. However, in order to make fun of them with them giving the flirty laugh and not the "imma bout to punch you out" look, they have too be interested at least a little bit. My favorite thing to say when I was younger was... "Wow, you're pretty hot. For a white girl." Backhanded compliments are your friends I figured that the best thing was to go to the nearest bus station or bowling alley with no pants on. Was I wrong? |
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