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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 3:31:06 GMT -5
Sweaters are for Mr. Rogers and ladies. I was wearing a hooded sweatshirt. Or.... a hoodie. Thats what we call it on the streets anyways. Hooded sweatshirt. There you go. Yeah, man, i was nailing her, and throwing her around, and what? yeah, that's my hoodie. Anyway, i was nailing her, and she wanted it dirty. DIRTY!
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 3:32:36 GMT -5
Sweaters are for Mr. Rogers and ladies. I was wearing a hooded sweatshirt. Or.... a hoodie. Thats what we call it on the streets anyways. Hooded sweatshirt. There you go. Yeah, man, i was nailing her, and throwing her around, and what? yeah, that's my hoodie. Anyway, i was nailing her, and she wanted it dirty. DIRTY! Well aren't you a sassy meatball tonight!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 3:36:54 GMT -5
Hooded sweatshirt. There you go. Yeah, man, i was nailing her, and throwing her around, and what? yeah, that's my hoodie. Anyway, i was nailing her, and she wanted it dirty. DIRTY! Well aren't you a sassy meatball tonight! Yeah, could it be due to my meatballs not being cooked for a few weeks now? The world may never know. I apologize if I came across mean. You know what's funny? I have no problem with the adultry, the threesomes, or the brain tumor. But I have a problem with the word hoodie. That, my friend, is how the world should work.
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Post by Johnny on Jul 8, 2007 3:43:04 GMT -5
You didn't come off across as mean. And I will refer to hooded sweatshirts as such around you. This has just really degraded into a late night chat about nothing anyways. And a brag fest for me. And get your meatballs cooked papi.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 8, 2007 3:50:23 GMT -5
You didn't come off across as mean. And I will refer to hooded sweatshirts as such around you. This has just really degraded into a late night chat about nothing anyways. And a brag fest for me. And get your meatballs cooked papi. Yeah, we lost humanoid. And all my question askers. That last line... got me. I need to get some... rest. Yeah, that's it. Take it easy man. Later.
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Post by humanoid on Jul 9, 2007 20:13:13 GMT -5
Mr. Meat, my wife would probably like to spend some time with me, but I am addicted to this forum. Should I spend time with her? Should I ignore her? Or should I slip something into her drink, causing her to pass out, and post away, then when she wakes up confused, tell her we had an amazingly romantic evening?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 9, 2007 22:03:05 GMT -5
Dr humanoid
This is how I would handle your situation:
Buy your wife some flowers from a small florist, give them to her, and take her to dinner.
So far, you have only spent one hour - two hours all together. And that includes getting ready.
At dinner, you buy champagne (better than wine, let me tell you) and just keep it flowing.
Make sure to not pass her threshold (you know the one, the one where she passes out as soon as her head hits the pillow.)
Take her straight home afterwards, cuz in all likeliness, she'll be in the mood for some fun. And will want to finish off the night.
Take her home, have your way with her, and boom! Total time spent: 3 hours.
After she's done *not you, cuz she won't fall asleep unless she finishes* she'll pass out.
Then, hit the forums! She should be out til morning, and now you have the rest of the night to post.
Ideally, you leave the house by 7, that way, by 10 the night is over. But that is up to your own personal discretion.
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Post by tankmcquade on Jul 10, 2007 1:59:05 GMT -5
Meatman,
I'm addicted to these forums and porn, how can I stop?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 10, 2007 8:44:00 GMT -5
Meatman, I'm addicted to these forums and porn, how can I stop? Dear tank, Porn and Wrestlecrap.... i'd rather be addicted to those things other than cocaine and hookers. Safer, and without the nasty itchy feeling in the morning. Hope I've helped.
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