TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Aug 4, 2007 8:53:34 GMT -5
Really Why?? I dont get it. So i'm shooting baseball this week. I see about a dozen instances of ass smackage. Really why is this?  ? Is a high five really that hard to pull off? How bout a pat on the back? Why the ass??? I dont think it ever happened to me I certainly dont remember it. But yeah is that supposed to give players a boost or something by smacking them on the ass? |
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Post by Cibernético II on Aug 4, 2007 10:18:12 GMT -5
An ass smack is a gesture of encouragement. A high five, on the other hand, is mutual celebration.
It may just be something that's instictual. A swift strike to the large, fleshy area of the gluteus is mostly painless but may trigger the brain to release a small amount of adreneline used in a fight or flight situation. That small boost can help one on the competitive field.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Aug 4, 2007 13:04:38 GMT -5
It always amuses me how gay-looking so many sports are, what with the enduring stereotype of the boneheaded jock who'd beat up a queen on sight.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Aug 4, 2007 13:20:26 GMT -5
It's funny how in football in the U.K it is forbidden to admit you are gay, but yet the celebrations are always on the touchy side.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by default on Aug 4, 2007 13:25:16 GMT -5
The ass pat doesn't seem gay to me at all. It's no difference than hugging.
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Post by Harmonica on Aug 4, 2007 13:25:52 GMT -5
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Aug 4, 2007 13:28:12 GMT -5
They do back pats sometimes, but for football really the only place you could pat and the guy feel it is the butt. I mean you pat him on the back and it's all shoulder pads.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Aug 4, 2007 15:40:32 GMT -5
From Denis Leary's esssay, "Are You Man Enough?"
SPORTS: Once all men within reach are dressed in a team uniform, it is perfectly acceptable to kiss and hug and grab each other's ass. This is probably because all men are latent homosexuals and prefer male company to female company. But if some guy points out this fact to you, punch him directly in the throat. (Optional retorts: "Prefer this!" or "f*** You!" or " Shut the f*** up!")
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rra
King Koopa
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Post by rra on Aug 4, 2007 15:42:19 GMT -5
It's funny how in football in the U.K it is forbidden to admit you are gay, but yet the celebrations are always on the touchy side. USA! USA! USA! |
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Post by acressl on Aug 4, 2007 15:46:18 GMT -5
My boss at work does the football ass pat. He comes off as some old school fratboy moron and possibly a closet homosexual. He calls everyone big dawg. He's got that gay, picket fence in front hair spike thing going on. He's funny though. He's a good natured guy although as a manager he's quite inept. There's no need for ass pats though.
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Post by gmanquik on Aug 4, 2007 16:39:34 GMT -5
Who wants to play some baseball?  |
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mjs159
Mike the Goon
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Post by mjs159 on Aug 4, 2007 16:42:19 GMT -5
I've been a baseball player all my life, and i still have no clue whats up with the ass pat...
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Aug 4, 2007 16:42:47 GMT -5
It's funny how in football in the U.K it is forbidden to admit you are gay, but yet the celebrations are always on the touchy side. Do you really mean "forbidden?" |
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Aug 4, 2007 16:44:40 GMT -5
It's funny how in football in the U.K it is forbidden to admit you are gay, but yet the celebrations are always on the touchy side. Do you really mean "forbidden?" Well no it's not forbidden, but to my knowledge only one man in the history of football has admitted he was gay. At least in the U.K. He hung himself 9 years ago. |
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Post by That Loser Guy on Aug 4, 2007 17:16:26 GMT -5
I hate it.. ugh.. why not just a pat on the back?
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metylerca
King Koopa
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Post by metylerca on Aug 4, 2007 17:19:43 GMT -5
something about grown men, married and everything... sharing hotel rooms, alone. smacking asses in broad daylight.. sounds kinda..... you know....
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Post by That Loser Guy on Aug 4, 2007 17:22:53 GMT -5
something about grown men, married and everything... sharing hotel rooms, alone. smacking asses in broad daylight.. sounds kinda..... you know.... Normal? Sure it is.... |
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metylerca
King Koopa
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Post by metylerca on Aug 4, 2007 17:24:58 GMT -5
something about grown men, married and everything... sharing hotel rooms, alone. smacking asses in broad daylight.. sounds kinda..... you know.... Normal? Sure it is.... yyyyeeeeaaaaaaaa..... *walks away* |
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Aug 4, 2007 17:47:37 GMT -5
My boss at work does the football ass pat. He comes off as some old school fratboy moron and possibly a closet homosexual. He calls everyone big dawg. He's got that gay, picket fence in front hair spike thing going on. He's funny though. He's a good natured guy although as a manager he's quite inept. There's no need for ass pats though. ...do you live in an episode of Friends from twelve years ago? |
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Post by acressl on Aug 4, 2007 20:52:07 GMT -5
My boss at work does the football ass pat. He comes off as some old school fratboy moron and possibly a closet homosexual. He calls everyone big dawg. He's got that gay, picket fence in front hair spike thing going on. He's funny though. He's a good natured guy although as a manager he's quite inept. There's no need for ass pats though. ...do you live in an episode of Friends from twelve years ago?  I might as well. |
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? Is a high five really that hard to pull off? How bout a pat on the back? Why the ass??? I dont think it ever happened to me I certainly dont remember it. 
I might as well.